Every Actress In Hollywood Wants To Be In 'The Dark Knight Rises'

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  1. Sorry, Kate Mara is NOT the hottest redhead in Hollywood. That would be Emma Stone. Kata looks like Jessica Simpson on SlimFast and Miss Clairol.

    By fubar, on January 12, 2011 04:17:01

  2. Good god, Christopher Nolan... let's hope he doesn't make a self-indulgent garbled hash of it like Insucktion.

    By anonymous, on January 12, 2011 04:32:14

  3. Maggie Gyllenhaal is to the A-List what Khloe Kardashian is to the D-List.

    By SAT's, on January 12, 2011 05:07:48

  4. Pretty sure the only reason they cast Maggie Gyllenhaal was because she *sorta* looks like Katie Holmes. Kinda. A bit.

    By anonymous, on January 12, 2011 05:29:15

  5. I agree with #1, but you are wrong about Maggie. If her effeminite bro never made the scene, she'd get a better rap. The difference between her and the "hot" bimbo set is she can act- anyone see Crazy Love or whatever that movie was? That was pretty amazing.
    Continue evaluating the worth of a woman by her ability to arouse your flaccid member...

    By E-maggs, on January 12, 2011 05:32:58

  6. Yes to Biel. Plz NO hHathaway, Knightly or Gyllenhall those last three are about as SEXY as a dentist drill unless you are into that sorta thing.

    By anonymous, on January 12, 2011 05:39:00

  7. Anne Hathaway? Jesus fuck I can't stand that untalented ugly bitch. If she gets this part she has to be the biggest whore in Hollywood.

    By anonymous, on January 12, 2011 05:41:08

  8. "Testing" means the producer and the director decide who gives the best head.

    By anonymous, on January 12, 2011 05:42:58

  9. @ #1 - you are so correct! Even though she's not a natural redhead, she is truly the sexiest!

    By anonymous, on January 12, 2011 05:52:29

  10. Over all, I think Nolan has female casting issues. You've all already gone over Gyllenhall, but I still don't get why Katie Holmes was in Batman Begins. Worse thing about that film.

    By duder, on January 12, 2011 05:55:21

  11. Christina Hendricks... that is all

    By anonymous, on January 12, 2011 06:28:59

  12. KNIGHTLEY OH MY GOD YES

    By anonymous, on January 12, 2011 06:44:30

  13. Say what you want about Maggie but at least she had the decency to not die.

    By anonymous, on January 12, 2011 07:26:13

  14. I would imagine Todd would WANT Jennifer Aniston to be the villianess
    Just to see Batman toss her off a rooftop or into a vat of acid
    (At least I would)

    By Brad Pitt, on January 12, 2011 08:14:18

  15. # 14 - I like the way you think!

    By anonymous, on January 12, 2011 09:53:25

  16. Jake Gyllenhaal is SO fucking overrated. I love his sister though - she can actually ACT and doesn't have enormous fake tittays and fish lips to compensate for anything.

    Having said that... what is Kristen Stewart's excuse? She doesn't even HAVE tits at all and can't act? ...Casting couch?

    By anonymous, on January 12, 2011 10:27:52

  17. Batman wasn't blind he just didn't tell her the truth, it was the Joker that said she was "and you are beautiful" but I've since come to the conclusion he was being sarcastic. Wanna see a magic trick? TADA Rachel is not as fugly as you see.
    Weve heard that Kate Mara is a definite and that Anne Hathaway is all but been decided on as the second female this has occurred mind you within the last day- sources 2 of the group that were in the room. Personally we like Kate Mara and would prefer a girl who was in the running early on but had to decline and that was Brittany Snow.

    By Lady GuyGuy, on January 12, 2011 10:42:17

  18. waking up at noon puking blood on top of two 18-year old twins from Kansas who may or not be fisting each other.

    Or as Charlie Sheen calls it, "Tuesday".

    By anonymous, on January 12, 2011 11:34:36

  19. Jessica Biel? I thought they were looking to cast a female.

    By Steve Drill, on January 12, 2011 12:15:52

  20. Epic fail. Talia is supposed to be half-asian.

    By anonymous, on January 12, 2011 12:36:21


  21. I think my friend said it best when he told me that Maggie GyhlensBla looks like a Jack O' Lantern... and
    I have NEVER gotten the big fuss over Anne Hathaway...
    I just don't find that girl attractive..

    and Jack o' Lantern aside, I think Maggie is unconventional
    hot. She was cute in Cecil B. Demented... and I do think she is a good actress...

    Kiera Knightely would piss me off REAL Good. I don't like her "im sassy skinny and british" attitude.. that movie Domino.. GUH.. I wanted to wretch.. you could tell the haircut she got for that roll gave her more self confidence..

    I would like to see a nobody play the female roll...
    but really, who gives a fuck who batman bangs in the movie?!
    I am glad Nolan is using obscure villians.. his Batmans will never be topped.. and I LOVE Michael Keaton!

    By UNNECESSARY RETARDED, on January 12, 2011 17:16:26

  22. epic fail on your humour here....normaly love the site....but saying a saudi arabian will jerk off in his sashimi makes no sense....sashimi is a sushi...not arabic. Had you said "jerk off in my berka" ok or if you want to keep it food related "squirt curry sauce in my berka"

    By sofian, on January 13, 2011 02:32:02

  23. 22 - what's so impossible about a saudi eating sushi? they do. it's your comment that "makes no sense".

    oh, and curry sause is indian, not arab. you're making the same mistake you're criticizing todd for.

    epic fail is right

    By anonymous, on January 13, 2011 03:50:50

  24. HAHAHAH dumb ass got owned he was not invited to the whoring lol poor loser he sucks

    By anonymous, on January 13, 2011 10:47:53

  25. Gawd damn... I've never commented here, but I just had to over your Maggie Gyllenhall diss. Seriously, the girl is gorgeous AND she can act. I'd take her any day over Katie Holmes.

    By Williams, on January 14, 2011 01:20:49

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