12 Comments:

1. I. AM. SHOCKED. They seemed so hap..zzzzzzzzz

   By duder, on January 4, 2011 12:17:33

2. she needs a real man like me. I'll work her over, with my ten inch salomi.

   By russell brand, on January 4, 2011 13:50:34

3. How embarrassing! Learn to spell please!!! WTF is "salomi"??? SHEEEESHHH

   By idon'tlikepeoplewhocan'tspell, on January 4, 2011 14:17:50

4. How embarrassing! Learn to spell please!!! WTF is "salomi"??? SHEEEESHHH

   By idon'tlikepeoplewhocan'tspell, on January 4, 2011 14:17:59

5. and I don't like people who double post SHEEESHHH!

   By anonymous, on January 4, 2011 14:49:15

6. Maybe he was typing with an accident, tardfingers.

   By Capital letters are your friend!!! SHEEEESHHH!, on January 4, 2011 16:02:01

7. SHEEEESHHH

   By anonymous, on January 4, 2011 17:26:00

8. Wow, Jake loves Broadway and hanging out with Mom way too much. Is there any doubt that he's trying out for Corbin Fisher?

   By DoucheBagelow, on January 4, 2011 18:56:21

9. LOL. The fact that he goes and hangs out at some Broadway show right after they "break up" really takes the cake.

   By tizzle, on January 4, 2011 22:20:42

10. My eyes are going bad - I thought that last sentence said "While in the Big Apple, Gyllenhaal was also spotted dining on his mother, a Spotted Pig."

    By Nudgie, on January 5, 2011 05:09:12

11. I would definitely go all brokeback mountain on Jake. He's yummy.

    By sANDPAPERYbUCKET, on January 5, 2011 05:45:51

12. Wow. Even People aren't trying to really cover it up.
    A wrap party for a broadway show (prolly his boyfriend was in the cast) and then making a point of mentioning that he was spotted having dinner with his mom. There's nothing gay about having dinner with your mom, of course, but when People makes a point of mentioning he was out with her that's code for "he's gay and we're slowly getting the public ready for his official coming out."

    By Kevin Spacey, on January 5, 2011 07:25:34