You misspelled "knowing for good and goddamned well she's a beard", #5. The only people who think otherwise still read OK and US and believe that shit.
it's not that he's gay, it probably is exactly what the blurb said it is - she's too young, mentally. This chick makes a living writing teenage 'woe is me' songs about the guys who screwed her over (supposedly). So yeah, she probably IS too young for a serious relationship. However, I could have told him that last month when he started messing around with this chick. Next time Jake, just tell the girl ya wanna bang her and then walk away. You don't have to have a relationship with EVERYBODY you fuck.
I believe him Publicity is one thing Jake clearly is not used to
After all, his last movie was based on the 7th most popular Atarame of 1982 And made a movie about fucking cowboys As oppsed to True Grit, which is about fucking cowboys!
Taylor swift is going to outgrow her fan base soon Know what that means? Implants!
I don't blame him. I'd use her as my personal sperm bank for a couple of weeks, but as soon as she opened that mouth of her for anything other than wrapping it around my johnson, I'd be outta there like shit through a goose.
"If I wanted to fuck somebody my own age it would be in a land development deal"
Now that is pretty fucking funny. Congrats Todd, yesterday I challenged you to up your game after seeing you recycle a number of jokes in the Hottest Chick of 2010 list, and you achieved that with this line. Good stuff.
I'm with Jake on this, young girls are too needy and too much drama. This chick looks like she would be alot of work, and she's not that hot. Takes alot of make up, and hair to make this chick look do-able. Besides older chicks give better bj's.
I agree with #8. The dude probably hit it an quit it. I've seen her on tv; she's overrated and seems childish. Not someone you'd want to be with for very long if you're a rich celebrity yourself.
what does this squinty eyed little girl do anyways? haven't heard/seen any one her work yet her squinty ass is plastered all over gossip sites. She looks so dull.
THE question is did he fuck her ??? if he did then he WON maybe she is a dead fish in bed she seems to be kinda boring and not hot she looks good but seems to be boring in bed maybe she is really awesome in bed but what ever happen if he did put his dick in her then he WON case close
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Leave Your CommentDoes this guy really think he's fooling anybody?
By Darth Fonger, on January 5, 2011 07:52:23
She's purdy.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 07:55:55
What a loser
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 07:57:43
Yup. Gay.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 08:07:07
...and was uncomfortable with all the attention they got
Decoded: too many people speculating she might just be a beard.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 08:20:54
You misspelled "knowing for good and goddamned well she's a beard", #5. The only people who think otherwise still read OK and US and believe that shit.
By Clay Aiken's Loyal Girlfriend, on January 5, 2011 08:51:17
Poor Jake, I guess he needed an older, uglier, beard in order to make it somewhat more believable to the ignorant masses
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 09:04:23
it's not that he's gay, it probably is exactly what the blurb said it is - she's too young, mentally. This chick makes a living writing teenage 'woe is me' songs about the guys who screwed her over (supposedly). So yeah, she probably IS too young for a serious relationship. However, I could have told him that last month when he started messing around with this chick. Next time Jake, just tell the girl ya wanna bang her and then walk away. You don't have to have a relationship with EVERYBODY you fuck.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 09:14:08
next up will be a winy bitchy song from her about jake.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 09:28:06
I believe him
Publicity is one thing Jake clearly is not used to
After all, his last movie was based on the 7th most popular Atarame of 1982
And made a movie about fucking cowboys
As oppsed to True Grit, which is about fucking cowboys!
Taylor swift is going to outgrow her fan base soon
Know what that means?
Implants!
By Broke Back Bastard, on January 5, 2011 09:33:42
ever wonder if she's just a shitty lay????how many men have bumped an run her the last 2 yrs.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 09:49:04
I don't blame him. I'd use her as my personal sperm bank for a couple of weeks, but as soon as she opened that mouth of her for anything other than wrapping it around my johnson, I'd be outta there like shit through a goose.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 09:52:14
"If I wanted to fuck somebody my own age it would be in a land development deal"
Now that is pretty fucking funny. Congrats Todd, yesterday I challenged you to up your game after seeing you recycle a number of jokes in the Hottest Chick of 2010 list, and you achieved that with this line. Good stuff.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 10:30:07
"He could feel the age difference,.." and also penises, lots of penises, inside his butt.
By Steve Drill, on January 5, 2011 10:57:08
Does a beard mean she has her legs wrapped around my ears. Cause that picture is damn sexy.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 12:58:06
Their relationship was Catch a Predator. Glad this ended quickly for it was just creepy.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 13:15:42
Cue Taylor's next single, "Dumped by a Gaywad".
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 13:45:32
I'm with Jake on this, young girls are too needy and too much drama. This chick looks like she would be alot of work, and she's not that hot. Takes alot of make up, and hair to make this chick look do-able. Besides older chicks give better bj's.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 14:44:27
I agree with #8. The dude probably hit it an quit it. I've seen her on tv; she's overrated and seems childish. Not someone you'd want to be with for very long if you're a rich celebrity yourself.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 17:21:16
Im happy for her
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 22:39:43
this banner picture is creeping me out because I have the same picture of ME http://j.mp/hRdIOG can anybody make Taylor Swift to go AWAY already???
By anonymous, on January 6, 2011 01:10:59
I wonder if she had to take it up the ass EVERY time?
By FreekDaddy, on January 6, 2011 01:52:40
You are beautiful #21 but you need to smile more.
By anonymous, on January 6, 2011 06:33:03
#21: You look like you're angry about being constipated. Stop trying so hard.
By anonymous, on January 6, 2011 07:18:31
21, sorry T.S. looks NOTHING like you AT ALL.
By anonymous, on January 6, 2011 08:15:30
what does this squinty eyed little girl do anyways? haven't heard/seen any one her work yet her squinty ass is plastered all over gossip sites. She looks so dull.
By anonymous, on January 6, 2011 13:43:37
That 10 year age difference probably feels more like 20 to Jake given Taylor's "school girl" personality.
By anonymous, on January 6, 2011 14:30:39
THE question is did he fuck her ??? if he did then he WON maybe she is a dead fish in bed she seems to be kinda boring and not hot she looks good but seems to be boring in bed maybe she is really awesome in bed but what ever happen if he did put his dick in her then he WON case close
By He put his dick in her he won, on January 8, 2011 12:45:27
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