Lurch is hot. I can't believe with all of the hot Russian/Ukrainian women he could be banging he choses some American midget who will end up being super chub.
Poor Jess. You would think weekends would be a great time for celebs and celebutantes to fuck up and make for great stories. Especially Sundays with all the great two or three-day benders (some lucky schmucks such as yours truly like start their weekend partying early...ooh yea!)coming to a head on Saturday nights. Instead she gets stuck with this crap. I think I can speak for all followers of IDLYITW when I say, "damn you celebrities! Live more interesting and self-damning lives on weekends! For the sake of all that is unholy and relevant to Jess' posts."
I think Wlad believes in that Ukrainian folk tale about the chunky blonde pixie that brings good luck when you fuck it. But if you don't keep the pixie happy, it turns into a clinging, pesky little twat who takes all your money.
Hayden Panettiere works hard. Try acting, dodging crazed fans, cammra carrying privacy invaders and just plain jerks. You'll see what I mean. Also, she is in love with Wladimer Klichko. Last time I checked there is nothing worng with love.
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Leave Your CommentHell, I'd wreck that little munchkin. Of course if she likes riding a 6'6" guy, I may be out of luck.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2011 04:26:22
Lurch is hot. I can't believe with all of the hot Russian/Ukrainian women he could be banging he choses some American midget who will end up being super chub.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2011 04:40:47
the headline should read: Hayden, showing the world why she and Lurch are a perfect fit...
By anonymous, on January 16, 2011 04:56:17
How the hell can he be attracted to her? He must have the smallest pecker of all time.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2011 05:10:03
I can't imagine the pain she probably feels when banging that dude.
By mainj, on January 16, 2011 05:40:44
Poor Jess. You would think weekends would be a great time for celebs and celebutantes to fuck up and make for great stories. Especially Sundays with all the great two or three-day benders (some lucky schmucks such as yours truly like start their weekend partying early...ooh yea!)coming to a head on Saturday nights. Instead she gets stuck with this crap. I think I can speak for all followers of IDLYITW when I say, "damn you celebrities! Live more interesting and self-damning lives on weekends! For the sake of all that is unholy and relevant to Jess' posts."
By anonymous, on January 16, 2011 05:40:47
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By anonymous, on January 16, 2011 06:33:23
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By anonymous, on January 16, 2011 06:33:52
I don't care what any of you say, I still think she's one of the hottest things on the planet.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2011 06:47:03
Why he hasn't moved to Budapest and put a take a number roll outside his door I'll never know.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2011 07:41:15
To quote the creepy fat guy Blind Date back in the day, he must split that like wet pine.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2011 08:03:34
what's wrong with a dad, taking his kids to the beach?
By anonymous, on January 16, 2011 09:07:07
I think Wlad believes in that Ukrainian folk tale about the chunky blonde pixie that brings good luck when you fuck it. But if you don't keep the pixie happy, it turns into a clinging, pesky little twat who takes all your money.
By DoucheBagelow, on January 16, 2011 09:49:35
she might as well just marry this guy as her pussy is ruined for everyone, well, every white guy left in the world.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2011 10:45:13
Hayden Panettiere works hard. Try acting, dodging crazed fans, cammra carrying privacy invaders and just plain jerks. You'll see what I mean. Also, she is in love with Wladimer Klichko. Last time I checked there is nothing worng with love.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2011 10:50:58
Holy crap, my anus hurts just lookin' at him.
By Jake Golldenbaalls, on January 16, 2011 11:26:22
Love the dirt diaper, folded up, in the foreground.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2011 11:39:36
I'll bet he's packing toddler meat.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2011 12:56:41
$10 says that during doggie, the tip of his schlong comes out of her mouth.
By Steve, on January 16, 2011 14:10:16
hayden is a QT.
the cro-mag is a complete wtf.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2011 15:32:15
Everyone says she's ugly, but I'd fuck that hot little ass of hers for hours.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2011 15:40:35
That banner pic looks like Spencer Pratt. WTF.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2011 17:21:01
She's got a nice little ass.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2011 17:24:18
# 7/8 clearly loves irony.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2011 17:48:12
She's starring in Lifetime Original Movies now. So yeah, her career is over.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2011 23:55:17
#15. this is idontlikeyouinthatway GTFO
By anonymous, on January 17, 2011 04:09:57
She is a cute gal with her first layer of post-20 year-old's pudge.
She is the cute cheerleader/gymnast in high school who gets a bit chunky by the five year reunion, and is flat out fat by the ten year.
Given the fact that she set up the long range shots, most likely, and these are the most flattering she could pick out, .... career over.
By anonymous, on January 17, 2011 05:22:30
@15: When is she going to start acting and having "crazed fans"?
By anonymous, on January 17, 2011 05:51:37
19 - bwahahahahaha. nice imagery.
wanna job?
By fat hollywood "producer", on January 17, 2011 08:28:37
He's hot, hot ,hot! Imagine taking it from him, I'd probably squeal and pass out! Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! I want to feel your MUSCLES!!!
By Jenni, on January 17, 2011 13:57:11
She looks like a shaved australopithecus afarensis
pre-human ancestor.
By anonymous, on January 17, 2011 18:00:52
She's too tiny and midget like. It really freaks me out.
By anonymous, on January 17, 2011 20:12:29
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