Oh so she meant the shoe company! That was the problem, then. Trying to coerce her into my van with sweet tarts didn't go well at all. "I can't remove that, officer, because it's tied to my cock."
I do not care what you others may think of her. I'd pump this girl so full of semen, she'd have to take The Morning After pill TWICE just to make sure killed all my swimmers.
@#3 -- You're concerned about the crappy backyard? You seem to forget Candies used to publish shy, demure pictures of Jenny McCarthy on a public shitter with her underwear down around her ankles. I'm calling this a step up in class.
Basically if they have a bellybutton thing it means they're easy. Personally I think those bellybutton things look stupid and get in the way sometimes during sex but at least it's a simple indicator to know who the sluts are and who isn't.
I really don't think it was her fault the first time her nude photos were leaked. I sympathized with her for that and told the prudes to go to hell. But the second time? Hmm, I dunno. Slut potential aside, she seems sweet and she's very cute. Can't wait for her singing voice to drop an octave.
She's only been with one guy as far as I know and it was a long, serious, relationship, so any mention of her being a slut is just stupid. That picture that leaked out was for him.
#19, she does not look like a "boy" at all. She's got great legs and a nice plump ass on her. She looks round and soft like a girl.
Bitch is using her turned arms to hide half her waist and hiding her thunder thighs with the inflatable. Her legs are straight-up GHETTO. UGLY BROWN FILO SMURF.
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Leave Your CommentOh so she meant the shoe company! That was the problem, then. Trying to coerce her into my van with sweet tarts didn't go well at all. "I can't remove that, officer, because it's tied to my cock."
By s, on January 26, 2011 11:50:16
Did Todd REALLY write this?
By anonymous, on January 26, 2011 12:01:53
Seriously? In that backyard? The photo shoot was done in the crappy back yard? Broken concrete pool deck, weeds. Lame!
By anonymous, on January 26, 2011 12:03:35
Leaked pics of your hairy bush guarantees you a job at Candies, noted.
By Isn't it ironic?, on January 26, 2011 12:07:10
I do not care what you others may think of her. I'd pump this girl so full of semen, she'd have to take The Morning After pill TWICE just to make sure killed all my swimmers.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2011 12:36:17
@#3 -- You're concerned about the crappy backyard? You seem to forget Candies used to publish shy, demure pictures of Jenny McCarthy on a public shitter with her underwear down around her ankles. I'm calling this a step up in class.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2011 12:39:08
nice Bow Wow Wow reference
By anonymous, on January 26, 2011 13:06:05
I have such a crush on this girl for some reason. The more I look at her, the hotter she gets to me. It's been like this for a few months now.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2011 13:42:58
sexy little mama
By anonymous, on January 26, 2011 13:53:36
she must be ready for a real, man after being with that pussy efron. I've got a big black snake in my pants and it's ready to bite!
By T. WOODS, on January 26, 2011 14:13:28
I bet she tastes good.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2011 14:27:34
Yum, yum, and fucking yum.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2011 14:33:45
Seems this shoot is missing two things: a creepy uncle and a dirty glass meth pipe.
She's a little hottie, though. damn.
By sANDPAPERYbUCKET, on January 26, 2011 14:48:35
New face of Candies? I'd cover that new face of Candies with gallons of my mansauce...
By anonymous, on January 26, 2011 15:52:57
Any chik with a full bush gets my vote, bring back the 70's hairy curls
By Justin beiber, on January 26, 2011 16:13:08
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating a hard taco.
But, the 'After-School Special' photoshoot is just creepy.
(She's actually 22 years old.)
By joejoe, on January 26, 2011 16:49:56
She'd be so fun to have sex with. :o)
By anonymous, on January 26, 2011 17:22:59
where are her tits?
By anonymous, on January 26, 2011 17:41:56
look at the third pic, so looks like she's 4 feet tall with the body of a 12 year old boy.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2011 17:44:01
butt sex?
why yes. how sweet of you to offer...
By mainj, on January 26, 2011 18:08:15
Shes pretty hot, but this picture shoot wasn't.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2011 20:08:48
She looks really tiny in the 3rd picture, but she's listed at 5'4 1/2. I think she'd be a ball of fun to play with.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2011 20:12:10
Err... no thanks.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2011 20:35:00
Meh. Everyone's already seen her titties & naked kitty, so what's the big deal about her in a bikini...
By anonymous, on January 26, 2011 20:58:23
Basically if they have a bellybutton thing it means they're easy. Personally I think those bellybutton things look stupid and get in the way sometimes during sex but at least it's a simple indicator to know who the sluts are and who isn't.
By chucky, on January 27, 2011 02:56:17
I really don't think it was her fault the first time her nude photos were leaked. I sympathized with her for that and told the prudes to go to hell. But the second time? Hmm, I dunno. Slut potential aside, she seems sweet and she's very cute. Can't wait for her singing voice to drop an octave.
By Gab, on January 27, 2011 03:26:09
Stumpy overrated product of Disney's ethnic marketing machine. That's all, nothing special here. Yuk.
By anonymous, on January 27, 2011 03:46:06
She's only been with one guy as far as I know and it was a long, serious, relationship, so any mention of her being a slut is just stupid. That picture that leaked out was for him.
#19, she does not look like a "boy" at all. She's got great legs and a nice plump ass on her. She looks round and soft like a girl.
By anonymous, on January 27, 2011 03:53:55
It is certainly a very pretty girl and sexy, and has shown her talent
By Go To College , on January 27, 2011 03:55:16
22 years old!! How dare she parade herself around acting as if she were a high school freshmen. That is very misleading!!!
By Pedo Bear, on January 27, 2011 06:26:42
#28 How do you know??? Get a life Fattie.
By anonymous, on January 27, 2011 07:01:59
I bet her tight little clam tastes as sweet as honey. I will rub one out later just thinking about t.
By anonymous, on January 27, 2011 07:05:54
Bitch is using her turned arms to hide half her waist and hiding her thunder thighs with the inflatable. Her legs are straight-up GHETTO. UGLY BROWN FILO SMURF.
By anonymous, on January 27, 2011 07:07:15
She's 5yrs, a wig and 20# from being a Snooki.
By anonymous, on January 27, 2011 09:21:43
#33, I agree. I never found her attractive, her smile is very annoying and the way she's always blowing a kiss is so old.
And yes, she has fat short legs, you can see in the 3rd pic, she's going to have 'big' trouble after she has kids.
By anonymous, on January 27, 2011 16:26:53
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