Apparently, nobody explained to Culkin that you are supposed to progress from hot local strippers, to porn stars to actual movie stars, not the other way around. Nobody obviously told this to Jesse James either.
Culkin not only out-kicked his coverage by a country mile with Mila, he then shows how much of a dumbass he is by running into the lap of a pornstar. Good job on being even more meaningless to the person you're with.
#7, this may hurt to hear, but they are both decent guys. Neither one is a db and they treat women with great respect. Remember, Megan Fox is not Brian Austin Green's first big score. Vanessa Marcil?
Apparently, Culkin is a private, bright, warm, articulate guy. And, frankly, from her comments (which were about him not her) the porn star seems to be compassionate as well.
why would you wanna bang a pornstar? the holes have been overused by hundreds of other dudes and you'll be licking out of cooter other dudes have nutted in. besides doing porn, these pornstars are also for rent, so they'd be getting bang by fat, bald, sweaty, stinky, rich dudes who nut in them too. YEAH thats right, macaulin be eating some other dude's cream out of this bitch's cooch.
18 Comments:
Leave Your CommentCulkin is such a douchebag.
By anonymous, on January 22, 2011 06:19:55
I'd take Mila over this ugly whore.
By anonymous, on January 22, 2011 06:22:49
Apparently, nobody explained to Culkin that you are supposed to progress from hot local strippers, to porn stars to actual movie stars, not the other way around. Nobody obviously told this to Jesse James either.
By anonymous, on January 22, 2011 09:11:07
She fucking turns me on and im a straight girl (im talking about mila) what the hell was she doing with that loser in the first place?
By anonymous, on January 22, 2011 09:52:59
Culkin not only out-kicked his coverage by a country mile with Mila, he then shows how much of a dumbass he is by running into the lap of a pornstar. Good job on being even more meaningless to the person you're with.
By anonymous, on January 22, 2011 09:53:28
Funny, for a guy who looks like he should be sucking dicks for a $20 on Sunset he sure is banging some prime pooter.
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!
By home alone and jerkin it, on January 22, 2011 10:20:38
I don't understand how washed up child stars like Culkin and Brian Austin Green wind up with these chicks in the first place.
By anonymous, on January 22, 2011 10:25:24
"What happens in Bagdad, stays in Bagdad."
hahahaha-u-u-u-r-r-g-g-h-h-h---
By Dick Cheney's left ventricle, on January 22, 2011 12:09:56
#7, this may hurt to hear, but they are both decent guys. Neither one is a db and they treat women with great respect. Remember, Megan Fox is not Brian Austin Green's first big score. Vanessa Marcil?
Apparently, Culkin is a private, bright, warm, articulate guy. And, frankly, from her comments (which were about him not her) the porn star seems to be compassionate as well.
By anonymous, on January 22, 2011 13:18:00
For a porn star she seems pretty circumspect and decent.
By Red Cat, on January 22, 2011 17:51:08
Irina Lopez? Schwing!
By anonymous, on January 23, 2011 00:38:11
At least she is a real White Latina and not some stupid, ugly porch money PuertoRican.
By anonymous, on January 23, 2011 05:24:57
At least she is a real White Latina and not some stupid, ugly porch money PuertoRican.
By anonymous, on January 23, 2011 05:25:07
Yeah, um #12 and 13, europeans aren't 'latina'. Not her, not P. Cruz, and not Antonio Banderas.
By anonymous, on January 23, 2011 08:52:26
#6...
i was thinking the same thing!!! wtf?
By anonymous, on January 23, 2011 09:15:50
A porn star over Mila Kunis? Goodness people are fucking stupid.....
By FlawedCynic, on January 24, 2011 04:06:38
why would you wanna bang a pornstar? the holes have been overused by hundreds of other dudes and you'll be licking out of cooter other dudes have nutted in.
besides doing porn, these pornstars are also for rent, so they'd be getting bang by fat, bald, sweaty, stinky, rich dudes who nut in them too.
YEAH thats right, macaulin be eating some other dude's cream out of this bitch's cooch.
By anonymous, on January 24, 2011 16:02:31
#17, it's called hygiene.
By anonymous, on January 24, 2011 19:53:46
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