5: in 1996, you would have picked her up at her house, bought her dinner, listened to her shit for 3-4 dates, and pretended to care about her as a person in order to hit that. And you would have been psyched about hitting her after all that investment.
In 2011, you would still hit that, but she picks up half the food tab, has to meet you at the restaurant, and better put out on the first date after no more than 2-3 hours of chit chat. And after hitting that, you really would not feel much about the whole matter, unless her willingness in bed induced leers in you and she didn't get all clingy.
Sorry, gals. That is how guys think. For comparison, think about how you feel nailing a pro baller versus a guy who works at Radio Shack. Now you know the difference in a guys mind between Toni Braxton at 22 versus Toni Braxton at 40+.
She was stunning when she was younger and I know I masturbated a few times to her pictures. She still looks good now, but I think that posing nude in her age is a pretty bad idea.
#10 racial jokes are funny, stereotypes are funny..blatant racism...no so much. You are one of the first i seen on this website do this. Take that sh*t somewhere else. A good stereotypical joke is funny as hell. But you're not.
"In January, 2011, WE tv Network confirmed that it had signed Braxton for a reality series, entitled "Braxton Family Values", which will be marketed as one of the the network's flagship shows."
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Leave Your CommentThat's it. I'm done with this place.
By Bull Connor, on January 5, 2011 05:39:56
I'm not sure that's a woman but you get an e for effort Todd.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 05:49:00
A woman of color and some fucked-ass up plastic surgery, yo!
Oh, and lol at #1. If Todd had a dolla for every time someone's posted this.
By Curtis Strange, on January 5, 2011 05:54:39
Is she picking her feet in Poughkeepsie?
By Jimmy "Popeye" Doyle, on January 5, 2011 06:04:30
1996 I wouldve drilled this dusky jewel into the headboard till she required a trauma unit..2011...eh,probably still but not so enthusiastically..
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 06:06:03
I'm pretty sure that being featured on the cover does not mean she's going to be naked inside.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 06:16:40
Kinda sad. Weren't there blind items about her being crazy cracked out as well as bankrupt?
Funny ass "women of color" bit Todd.
By duder, on January 5, 2011 06:23:00
Black may not crack but God damn does it not age well. I can almost see those gross black nipples through her dress. EWWWWWWW!!!!!
By the EPA, on January 5, 2011 06:35:38
I'd rather see a white woman :)
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 06:47:03
Come on Todd, we all like niggers, every home should have one.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 06:58:22
Now, who is this "Toni Braxton" person again?
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 07:00:05
5: in 1996, you would have picked her up at her house, bought her dinner, listened to her shit for 3-4 dates, and pretended to care about her as a person in order to hit that. And you would have been psyched about hitting her after all that investment.
In 2011, you would still hit that, but she picks up half the food tab, has to meet you at the restaurant, and better put out on the first date after no more than 2-3 hours of chit chat. And after hitting that, you really would not feel much about the whole matter, unless her willingness in bed induced leers in you and she didn't get all clingy.
Sorry, gals. That is how guys think. For comparison, think about how you feel nailing a pro baller versus a guy who works at Radio Shack. Now you know the difference in a guys mind between Toni Braxton at 22 versus Toni Braxton at 40+.
By The nasty truth, on January 5, 2011 07:02:33
She was stunning when she was younger and I know I masturbated a few times to her pictures. She still looks good now, but I think that posing nude in her age is a pretty bad idea.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 07:19:53
#12, you sound like you have no game at all.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 07:24:41
#10 it's called wit, find some.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 08:15:04
#3, go Google "Bull Connor." Unless Curtis Strange is also a blatant racist, in which case +1 for you.
By #1, on January 5, 2011 08:53:16
#6 - right on...there are many cases where we've been c*ck teased by this mag
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 09:10:06
#12, not so good with the math skills are we?
By The Kath, on January 5, 2011 09:10:09
#15 can you please fetch me some some more firewood & while you're at it please do a little soft shoe shuffle. You people have such wonderful rhythm.
By Pineapple Andy Kaid, on January 5, 2011 09:10:43
#12. Thank you. That was a very interes...zzzzzzz.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 09:14:54
#10 racial jokes are funny, stereotypes are funny..blatant racism...no so much. You are one of the first i seen on this website do this. Take that sh*t somewhere else. A good stereotypical joke is funny as hell. But you're not.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 09:41:10
Back in the day, she was so hot it was fucking unreal
She's still pretty good looking compared to the other 40s out ther
Does playboy even publish?
Internet killed the porno rag...
Good song
And yes, Todd. You do need more women of color
Tinashe Kichingwe
Bunko Kanazawa
This girl sitting across from me
Let's get on it!
By change obama, on January 5, 2011 09:41:45
Oh, boy, I can't wait...
By Hugh's Hefner, on January 5, 2011 10:06:23
"In January, 2011, WE tv Network confirmed that it had signed Braxton for a reality series, entitled "Braxton Family Values", which will be marketed as one of the the network's flagship shows."
Oh, what a coincidence...
By Derpy Dep, on January 5, 2011 11:04:49
Bitch need to go back to the ghetto and the food stamps.
By Steve Drill, on January 5, 2011 11:04:50
Toni Braxton never lived in the ghetto!
By sudds, on January 5, 2011 14:15:45
Hill. Over. The.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 16:41:20
#12 You're right. And the pro baller vs radio shack is as good a metaphor as any.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 17:16:01
Dear Todd,
Next time post a woman of color who is still in her prime. Meagan Good, Sofia Vergara, Zoe Saldana, Vida Guerra, Devon Aoki, Jordana Brewster. .
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 18:29:18
@26 Looks like another rat from the projects to me. They all do.
By Steve Drill, on January 5, 2011 20:58:39
lol todd
better hope Kanye West doesn't read your blog or you'd be in a whole lot of trouble
By anonymous, on January 5, 2011 22:23:53
There is nothing to see now that she had the enhancements removed. She looks like all of the other teenage boy shaped women in Hollywood.
By Lucius Fieldon, on January 6, 2011 07:52:19
22 - That Tinashe Kachingwe chick is cute as a button. I thought she looked familiar. She was Jake's neighbor/girlfriend on Two and a Half Men.
By anonymous, on January 6, 2011 09:24:35
i'm now permanently boycotting. racist prick
By anonymous, on January 7, 2011 09:21:26
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