Dlisted linked a Blind Item from another site that basically said she was PISSED about the interview and threaten to leak his very, very dirty laundry if he didn't shut up. Ding, ding, ding... we have a winner.
Billy, this is what you get for fucking your own daughter. I know where you come from that's legit and legal, probably what, Mississippi? Some state south of the Mason-Dixon line where incest is legal, which is what, all those southern states, either way, this is your payback for sticking your dick in your daughter, deal with it.
She may have small breasts but at least she doesn't have big ol' nasty FEET like gwen Stefani. Seriously it's tragedy, I always thought that gwen was hot, until I saw her giant man-ish feet. gross
I know I'm going to be banished from the site and your hearts for saying this, but considering what an obnoxious twat li'l Destiny Hope Faith Sincerity Charity Anal Hilarity Cyrus turned into, can anyone really blame Billy Ray for saying "I done fucked up" to the press? I mean, I think it's pretty weak to air family business in the tabloids like that, but at least he's taking the blame himself. It's not like he's pulling a Dina Lohan and screaming "MY BABY'S NOT A WHORE!" while Lindsay's sitting next to her on live TV doing blow off of Sam Ronson's cock. I genuinely think he feels like an idiot for everything that's happened and he's trying to make right.
(Disclaimer: I recently moved in with my girlfriend, who has a 15-year-old and a 10-year-old, and despite my years of debauchery I suddenly find myself turning into insta-Dad and saying things like "You're not leaving the house dressed like THAT!" My opinions on parenting should probably not be used as a guideline by which to raise your own kids.)
Me thinks this girl will have a weight problem as she gets older. Her bloated face tells me that she's bulemic. One minute she's thin, next she's looking porky.
She is at the absolute peak of her attractiveness right now. And she is really not all that hot, except in the way almost any in-shape 18 year old is hot.
When this chick is 30, she is going to be one average moon-faced, wide-hipped has-been. Yeowch!
#24, she's actually pretty damned cool and we've been together for five years. We'd probably be married but for the legal baggage left over from her ex. I never wanted kids and just kind of stumbled into having these, and it shocks me how I turn into such a complete tightass whenever it comes to sex, drugs, not doing homework, or back-sassing. Frankly the entire situation worries me.
28 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI'm pretty sure he cancelled because they refused to stock the green room with the warm Schlitz beer and beef jerky he demanded.
By kittenbomb, on February 22, 2011 06:49:34
Billy Ray,
Show some tact, you dumb fucking hillBilly.
By joejoe, on February 22, 2011 07:07:55
Look at those thighs. Damn, I'd do naughty things with Ms. Montana!
By anonymous, on February 22, 2011 07:33:42
Even little Billy doesn't want a thing to do with that
By Bill Clinton's zipper, on February 22, 2011 08:04:56
GOOD, now lets collectively community organize to get the Spew hags off the air.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2011 08:05:59
Dlisted linked a Blind Item from another site that basically said she was PISSED about the interview and threaten to leak his very, very dirty laundry if he didn't shut up. Ding, ding, ding... we have a winner.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2011 08:26:49
Billy, this is what you get for fucking your own daughter. I know where you come from that's legit and legal, probably what, Mississippi? Some state south of the Mason-Dixon line where incest is legal, which is what, all those southern states, either way, this is your payback for sticking your dick in your daughter, deal with it.
By chucky, on February 22, 2011 08:38:39
What I got from this is Miley's got nice legs. Was there anything else?
By anonymous, on February 22, 2011 08:52:15
Let's just hope Miley continues to fly off the rails...you know...for entertainment purposes of course.
By mainj, on February 22, 2011 09:20:06
really #8?
She has long legs, but they are shapeless and cankly!
By abe vigoda's eyebrows, on February 22, 2011 09:20:28
I'd be really offended if I was Willie Nelson.
By duder, on February 22, 2011 09:28:42
Miley is going to be the new Lindsay. Without the giant rack of course.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2011 09:44:33
She may have small breasts but at least she doesn't have big ol' nasty FEET like gwen Stefani. Seriously it's tragedy, I always thought that gwen was hot, until I saw her giant man-ish feet. gross
By anonymous, on February 22, 2011 10:21:08
I know I'm going to be banished from the site and your hearts for saying this, but considering what an obnoxious twat li'l Destiny Hope Faith Sincerity Charity Anal Hilarity Cyrus turned into, can anyone really blame Billy Ray for saying "I done fucked up" to the press? I mean, I think it's pretty weak to air family business in the tabloids like that, but at least he's taking the blame himself. It's not like he's pulling a Dina Lohan and screaming "MY BABY'S NOT A WHORE!" while Lindsay's sitting next to her on live TV doing blow off of Sam Ronson's cock. I genuinely think he feels like an idiot for everything that's happened and he's trying to make right.
(Disclaimer: I recently moved in with my girlfriend, who has a 15-year-old and a 10-year-old, and despite my years of debauchery I suddenly find myself turning into insta-Dad and saying things like "You're not leaving the house dressed like THAT!" My opinions on parenting should probably not be used as a guideline by which to raise your own kids.)
By Ward Cleaver, Apparently, on February 22, 2011 11:07:40
I think a Courtney Love or Scott Weiland t-shirt would be more appropriate than her Willie Nelson one. She's gross.
By Jacks, on February 22, 2011 11:12:00
I wouldn't mind having those cankles wrapped around my neck
By anonymous, on February 22, 2011 11:30:45
Billy needs to go away and Miley needs to get naked.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2011 11:39:21
Still waiting for Hannah Montana/Montana Fishburne sex tape
Montana On Montana
Wow! My mullett is hard just thinking about it
By Billy Ra - er - ob, on February 22, 2011 11:45:48
Me thinks this girl will have a weight problem as she gets older. Her bloated face tells me that she's bulemic. One minute she's thin, next she's looking porky.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2011 12:22:34
Bitch has probably never heard a Willie Nelson song in her life.
Take the shirt off, idiot.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2011 16:05:16
Looks like someone is pregnant
By anonymous, on February 22, 2011 16:14:18
I'm pissed off because daddy can't make me cum anymore.
By Miley Ray, on February 22, 2011 16:55:15
I don't care what the haters say, Miley is a hot piece of ass. I would so tear that pussy up two ways to sunday. Am so tired of tapping old pussy
By B. PITT, on February 22, 2011 18:38:05
#14 Sucks bro hope she's worth it.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2011 22:08:45
Not a fan, but I'd tap that right there.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2011 22:17:12
She is at the absolute peak of her attractiveness right now. And she is really not all that hot, except in the way almost any in-shape 18 year old is hot.
When this chick is 30, she is going to be one average moon-faced, wide-hipped has-been. Yeowch!
By anonymous, on February 23, 2011 03:53:00
Miley has been 18 for a while. I thought for sure there would be at least one pantyless upskirt by now.
By anonymous, on February 23, 2011 06:14:40
#24, she's actually pretty damned cool and we've been together for five years. We'd probably be married but for the legal baggage left over from her ex. I never wanted kids and just kind of stumbled into having these, and it shocks me how I turn into such a complete tightass whenever it comes to sex, drugs, not doing homework, or back-sassing. Frankly the entire situation worries me.
By Me again., on February 23, 2011 08:17:16
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