19 Comments:

1. You forgot the utterly talentless teen supposedly "edgy" star who's really just a marketing vehicle who doesn't write or play any instruments by a record label to cross sell to teens and moms lacking all taste, clearly some hearing ability, and any eye for beauty because man, Avril is one FUGLY dude.

   By chucky, on February 20, 2011 04:13:09

2. Wow, so Avril now has TWO fans.

   By bitingontinfoil, on February 20, 2011 04:15:14

3. Whatever. I'd still fuck the bejeesus outta her (though I'm not keen on the recent weight loss).
   
   I think it has something to do with being a heterosexual male and not really caring about the authenticity of her singing image. I'll let the queers and pimply-faced music nerds debate that one out 'til after I'm long done with her.

   By anonymous, on February 20, 2011 05:19:12

4. does she still make "music"? I thought she just made cheap clothes for Kohl's.

   By anonymous, on February 20, 2011 07:04:42

5. Jenner has his own name tat'd vertically on himself. Tat'n ur own name on yourself rates you a 10 on the fucktard scale.

   By anonymous, on February 20, 2011 08:11:42

6. Brody Jenner's career? What "career" would that be? Like seriously, what does the guy do all day since The Hills has been over? The guy had basically done a handful of modeling jobs and "starred" in one "reality show". I would not call that a career.

   By EmJayN, on February 20, 2011 08:11:46

7. Avril cant birth child from what i hear

   By norman, on February 20, 2011 08:53:25

8. Manwhore Jenner is just fucking Avril to keep a roof over his head between fucking actual hot chicks. That's his "career".

   By anonymous, on February 20, 2011 09:20:02

9. Everything you say about her is true. However, I still would like very much to jizz in her fartlocker.

   By anonymous, on February 20, 2011 10:01:51

10. #3 is desperate and lives in his Mom's basement. Christ, Gary Coleman could score better/more chicks than you if you think Avril is attractive and that's your standards. Maybe it's her ugly bony body reminds you of your hand, the only thing you've had sex with apparently.

    By chucky, on February 20, 2011 10:14:37

11. Montana Fishburne is not afraid to take on on the chin.
    
    And I think that's certainly commendable.

    By joejoe, on February 20, 2011 10:25:58

12. she has tthe most disgusting smile ive ever seen. she looks like shes dead inside

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2011 13:07:12

13. #10 loves cock and has yet to come to terms with it. Mmmmmm, cock...

    By chucklehead, on February 20, 2011 13:47:18

14. I would bang her!
    
    #10 you sound familiar about being desperate and living in your moms basement.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2011 14:18:07

15. I thought she was supposed to be a royal cunt.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2011 16:44:46

16. Whole heartedly agree with #3. #10, you keep waiting for miss perfect with your stupidly high standards. You can stay a virgin if you like.

    By anonymous, on February 21, 2011 04:06:25

17. 16, yeah, those guys who want a girl to actually be ATTRACTIVE are such LOSERS. You should settle for a boy-bodied chick with Dracula teeth and a voice like a cat on a chalkboard! Because at least you'd get LAID!

    By anonymous, on February 21, 2011 05:00:13

18. Brody Jenner - "career?"
    
    

    By Joe Mahma, on February 21, 2011 16:39:17

19. I'm Avrils number 1 fan :)

    By Avril Lavigne, on February 21, 2011 17:35:45