Good God, Todd! Aren't you aware of the new "Tone Of Civility" we Americans are all required to live by these days? The violent imagery you used when referencing Britney Spears could clearly cause some mentally unhinged psycho who's never read your blog to steal a gun and actually commit a crime! You should be more careful.
I have never used this expression before but now can honestly say I understand the true meaning of "hot mess" now...or "hot steaming pile of mess"....one of those..
Any women who wears shorts with tufts of hair coming out of her stink box, has my vote, anyway when fred durst fucked her he said she had a super thick bush
Didn't grace jones do the "big dress" thing in 1985? What if that meteor landed on the factory that made auto-tune effects? Maybe we'd hear a real voice in a pop song someday?
She looks like she's wearing a diaper at the beginning of the video. She's so disgusting and sloppy but I'd rather have her around than that creature Lady GaGa.
I don't understand, "hunting for meat and oil?" You're calling her fat? She's showing her stomach! Even her face looks remarkably thinner. She looks like she's lost 20 pounds. Are you saying that every single frame of that travesty video has been photoshopped? Please help me understand why you would refer to that person as fat. That video is remarkable, I hope whoever filmed it is paid very well as I think they actually made her look good. The auto-tune thing is really awful, at least Christine Aguilera has been heard actually singing even though she's been a screw up lately. You would think that someone who actually can't sing wouldn't have a career unless they were young, attractive, and could still dance, but I guess logic doesn't matter with the Britney fans.
The funniest thing is how they "stretched" her in the video to appear taller and less dumpy than she actually is. Those had to be body-doubles in the scenes where she was leaping around, that thing couldn't get 1/2 inch off the ground in real life. The song itself is a total piece of cheese that will no doubt be a smash hit in gay niteclubs.
weird video - and by the way, GROUCHO MARX was the originator of the line, "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" So why are the Bellamy Bros claiming originality??
I agree with #17, body double in the dark scenes all the way. That video is filled with some of the laziest dance moves in recent memories...two stepping with arms flailing, and mild hip turning.
If this song was sung by an unknown...it would be universally panned as garbage
And did anyone notice the lines she is developing around the eyes?? Time is almost up! I kept hoping she would 'comeback', but she needs to show real intent to get skinny again! No one wants their pop princesses chubby/dumpy! She will never get back to the 20 year old hot standard she was, but she could at least try!
Anyone who thinks that what she "really" looks like is suffering from serious delusions. Britney is not a thin, shapely, willowy teen beauty anymore: she's a sort of dumpy, pudgy, droopy mess with short stumpy legs. The video is clearly somehow "compressed" to make her seem taller and thinner (like how Paula Abdul used to do it) than she really is. It's also why the camera never spends more than a second on her before cutting to something else. It's a great piece of very clever editing, no doubt about that. The music is the usual generic gay dance club toy-pop and the lyrics are straight out of the 80's coke-metal scene.
CGI much? #16 comuters made her "remarkably thinner" as well as lighting, makeup etc... I actually liked her songs before...depsite being in the midst of her meltdown, Blackout was great. This...well...this sucks.
Thank you # 18. I was wondering if I was watching a video or a TV commercial. And yes, # 17, that is totally a double and photoshopped although she is by no means fat. This just looks silly. She needs a new look and new image and something more mature. She is still doing the same thing she did as a 17 year old.
Oh dear GOD that was AWFUL!! All the product placement was a fucking insult to anyone with half a brian. I am beyond pissed I just wasted time watching that mess.
she will never recover, she still acts weird and looks weird.since when did she have down syndrome eyes. its almost too sad to see her not trying her best. if i was her manager or even a friend of hers i would not have let this video look like that. her career is over, whats left is held together by her puppeteers.
You can't "comeback" to something you never left. Comebacks are for going into another media or stopping completely then coming back a decade later or more.
what the fuck is the deal with the fight scene? A more accurate depiction of her fight with herself would be whether to go to mcdonalds or burger king for which she ultimately picks both.
#17 I thought I noticed something weird thanks for clearing it up they did stretch her and majorly modified her midsection with graphics.
she is fucking pathetic ughhh whyyyy??? this is EVIDENCE that REAL music no longer exist how much you wanna bet this washed up bitch will be on billboard top 100 with THIS song. f***ing ridiculous! other countries must laugh at us.....
Her neck is as wide as her head which is a turn off Plus she's stoopoid yall Plus she sings like she is swallowing her words she's a hick cunt and her songs suck And no I wouldn't fuck her
Whoever made this video pulled out every single editing trick in existence to make her look like that. The product placement was basically paying for the many hours of editing and chicanery required to make her look like a lithe, willowy 17 year old again because we've all seen her and we all know that obviously isn't her real body.
Whoever made this video pulled out every single editing trick in existence to make her look like that. The product placement was basically paying for the many hours of editing and chicanery required to make her look like a lithe, willowy 17 year old again because we've all seen her and we all know that obviously isn't her real body.
Britney is a talentless wananbbe who copies everyone else. Her image and music has not grown or changed since 1999. And look at those masculine legs. omg what a mess.
Brit-Brit looks FABULOUS-her bikini bod is fit & toned and her new song is MARVELOUS! Cannot wait to grind my body to it at the club. Now excuse me, my lover accidentally swallowed our butt plug and has to go to the ER now.
I'm so tired of all of her britarded fans sticking up for her. She needs to retire while she still has a little bit of dignity left. With all of the upcoming artists that truly have some genuine talent, ten years from now, Britney will be at home pulling out her god awful weave, smelling the strands; popping her pimples and finding yet another house to live lonely in while the rest of America will be saying "Britney who"?
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Leave Your CommentGood God, Todd! Aren't you aware of the new "Tone Of Civility" we Americans are all required to live by these days? The violent imagery you used when referencing Britney Spears could clearly cause some mentally unhinged psycho who's never read your blog to steal a gun and actually commit a crime! You should be more careful.
By Garden-variety Leftist, on February 18, 2011 04:49:46
I have never used this expression before but now can honestly say I understand the true meaning of "hot mess" now...or "hot steaming pile of mess"....one of those..
By anonymous, on February 18, 2011 05:17:14
well i enjoyed the video...the fight scene part as nicely done. thanks for posting!
By chester, on February 18, 2011 05:25:58
She's not working the camera like she used to.
By Cubs Fan, on February 18, 2011 05:28:34
Britney Spears as had more #1 singles since 2008 than the entire rest of her career. Not including this song.
So... Comeback established.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2011 05:29:34
I want her. I want Lohan.
Gawd, why wasn't I afflicted with a less embarassing condition, like severe heroin addiction or a desire for Thai lady boys?
Ah well, it could be worse than all that. I could find that fat sow Hendricks attractive.
By Hendricks is faaaaaaat, on February 18, 2011 05:33:28
Awww... at least the poor thing is trying. I say it's pretty good for someone who rode the short bus to school every day.
By OhPleaseMary, on February 18, 2011 05:37:48
WOW! Britney does commercials now?
By bitingontinfoil, on February 18, 2011 05:51:54
How the hell is it that the Bellamy Brothers sound better than this has-been? Just sad.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2011 06:07:12
Any women who wears shorts with tufts of hair coming out of her stink box, has my vote, anyway when fred durst fucked her he said she had a super thick bush
By Love the wool , on February 18, 2011 06:21:23
Isn't "if I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me' a super 0ld pick up line?
Yeah, she'll never be back to what she used to be. It's all loose and just weird looking now.
By LG., on February 18, 2011 06:21:34
Seriously? A 20+ year old pickup like that never worked on anyone is her new song? I could not be happier about her swirling in the toilet.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2011 06:23:02
Didn't grace jones do the "big dress" thing in 1985? What if that meteor landed on the factory that made auto-tune effects? Maybe we'd hear a real voice in a pop song someday?
By anonymous, on February 18, 2011 06:48:14
Has-been pop star gets into karate and plays at it during performance to make up for utter loss of dancing and singing talent--Elvis really is alive!
By anonymous, on February 18, 2011 07:04:40
She looks like she's wearing a diaper at the beginning of the video. She's so disgusting and sloppy but I'd rather have her around than that creature Lady GaGa.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2011 07:05:17
I don't understand, "hunting for meat and oil?" You're calling her fat? She's showing her stomach! Even her face looks remarkably thinner. She looks like she's lost 20 pounds. Are you saying that every single frame of that travesty video has been photoshopped? Please help me understand why you would refer to that person as fat. That video is remarkable, I hope whoever filmed it is paid very well as I think they actually made her look good. The auto-tune thing is really awful, at least Christine Aguilera has been heard actually singing even though she's been a screw up lately. You would think that someone who actually can't sing wouldn't have a career unless they were young, attractive, and could still dance, but I guess logic doesn't matter with the Britney fans.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2011 07:06:45
The funniest thing is how they "stretched" her in the video to appear taller and less dumpy than she actually is. Those had to be body-doubles in the scenes where she was leaping around, that thing couldn't get 1/2 inch off the ground in real life. The song itself is a total piece of cheese that will no doubt be a smash hit in gay niteclubs.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2011 07:11:44
Wow, wonder how much she got paid for advertising all those products in that video?
By anonymous, on February 18, 2011 07:13:36
what is up with her and gaga's use of POF on their videos? POF sucks ass
By anonymous, on February 18, 2011 07:33:32
weird video - and by the way, GROUCHO MARX was the originator of the line, "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
So why are the Bellamy Bros claiming originality??
By anonymous, on February 18, 2011 07:42:46
I agree with #17, body double in the dark scenes all the way. That video is filled with some of the laziest dance moves in recent memories...two stepping with arms flailing, and mild hip turning.
If this song was sung by an unknown...it would be universally panned as garbage
By anonymous, on February 18, 2011 07:45:08
And did anyone notice the lines she is developing around the eyes?? Time is almost up! I kept hoping she would 'comeback', but she needs to show real intent to get skinny again! No one wants their pop princesses chubby/dumpy! She will never get back to the 20 year old hot standard she was, but she could at least try!
By anonymous, on February 18, 2011 08:12:44
Anyone who thinks that what she "really" looks like is suffering from serious delusions. Britney is not a thin, shapely, willowy teen beauty anymore: she's a sort of dumpy, pudgy, droopy mess with short stumpy legs. The video is clearly somehow "compressed" to make her seem taller and thinner (like how Paula Abdul used to do it) than she really is. It's also why the camera never spends more than a second on her before cutting to something else. It's a great piece of very clever editing, no doubt about that. The music is the usual generic gay dance club toy-pop and the lyrics are straight out of the 80's coke-metal scene.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2011 08:17:49
CGI much? #16 comuters made her "remarkably thinner" as well as lighting, makeup etc... I actually liked her songs before...depsite being in the midst of her meltdown, Blackout was great. This...well...this sucks.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2011 08:30:39
Thank you # 18. I was wondering if I was watching a video or a TV commercial. And yes, # 17, that is totally a double and photoshopped although she is by no means fat. This just looks silly. She needs a new look and new image and something more mature. She is still doing the same thing she did as a 17 year old.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2011 08:37:11
Oh dear GOD that was AWFUL!! All the product placement was a fucking insult to anyone with half a brian. I am beyond pissed I just wasted time watching that mess.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2011 08:38:39
as someone who loves a lot of Britney's songs, this is terrible.
she has also totally lost her looks. they can't even make her look pretty in a video anymore.
By abe vigoda's eyebrows, on February 18, 2011 09:08:59
she will never recover, she still acts weird and looks weird.since when did she have down syndrome eyes. its almost too sad to see her not trying her best. if i was her manager or even a friend of hers i would not have let this video look like that. her career is over, whats left is held together by her puppeteers.
By ohWell, on February 18, 2011 09:23:37
BRITNEYS. BACK. BITCHES.
By Reginald, on February 18, 2011 09:48:07
You can't "comeback" to something you never left. Comebacks are for going into another media or stopping completely then coming back a decade later or more.
By Amazing Larry, on February 18, 2011 10:10:10
Comeback or not, it's basic: THIS BITCH HAS NO TALENT!!!
By duder, on February 18, 2011 10:10:24
Pee you. What a load of crap...Britneyshitney.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2011 10:21:31
what the fuck is the deal with the fight scene? A more accurate depiction of her fight with herself would be whether to go to mcdonalds or burger king for which she ultimately picks both.
#17 I thought I noticed something weird thanks for clearing it up they did stretch her and majorly modified her midsection with graphics.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2011 10:45:06
BAhaha! I love you Todd! That is until the next guy makes me laugh.
This song is horrible.
By Todd Lovah, on February 18, 2011 11:42:27
I would hit that.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2011 13:00:48
she is fucking pathetic ughhh whyyyy??? this is EVIDENCE that REAL music no longer exist how much you wanna bet this washed up bitch will be on billboard top 100 with THIS song. f***ing ridiculous! other countries must laugh at us.....
By anonymous, on February 18, 2011 13:05:28
She looks almost fuckable. I bet she still smells though.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2011 13:26:12
The song is completely boring and banal, but I'd still stuff her vagina like a Civil War cannon.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2011 14:34:41
I'm sending you the medical bill for the seizure I just had Todd.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2011 14:57:25
Too bad the fireball at the beginning didn't land on her house...
By anonymous, on February 18, 2011 15:56:22
Her neck is as wide as her head which is a turn off
Plus she's stoopoid yall
Plus she sings like she is swallowing her words
she's a hick cunt and her songs suck
And no I wouldn't fuck her
By ima hater, on February 18, 2011 16:37:55
well this song is not catchy at all so that's a good thing.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2011 17:53:24
Hello product placement.
By anonymous, on February 19, 2011 02:56:48
There are less sponsors on the side of a NASCAR racer than in this piece of tripe.
By anonymous, on February 19, 2011 06:29:14
I'm curious as to how many hours it took in the makeup chair to cover her nasty zits and put all that fake hair on her head. 10 hours?
By Frightening, on February 19, 2011 08:34:16
Whoever made this video pulled out every single editing trick in existence to make her look like that. The product placement was basically paying for the many hours of editing and chicanery required to make her look like a lithe, willowy 17 year old again because we've all seen her and we all know that obviously isn't her real body.
By anonymous, on February 19, 2011 10:02:13
Whoever made this video pulled out every single editing trick in existence to make her look like that. The product placement was basically paying for the many hours of editing and chicanery required to make her look like a lithe, willowy 17 year old again because we've all seen her and we all know that obviously isn't her real body.
By anonymous, on February 19, 2011 10:03:38
Britney is a talentless wananbbe who copies everyone else. Her image and music has not grown or changed since 1999. And look at those masculine legs. omg what a mess.
By anonymous, on February 19, 2011 10:41:11
Brit-Brit looks FABULOUS-her bikini bod is fit & toned and her new song is MARVELOUS! Cannot wait to grind my body to it at the club. Now excuse me, my lover accidentally swallowed our butt plug and has to go to the ER now.
By anonymous, on February 19, 2011 12:41:19
17. The funniest thing is how they "stretched" her in the video to appear taller and less dumpy than she actually is
Paula Abdul pulled the same trick in her "Promise of a New Day" vid...
By bitingontinfoil, on February 20, 2011 04:19:09
49. my lover accidentally swallowed our butt plug" Well, that explains your taste for shit if you actually *like* this vid.
By bitingontinfoil, on February 20, 2011 04:20:44
51 has a well-deserved seat on the short bus waiting for him.
By anonymous, on February 20, 2011 05:20:58
51 is a little slow on the uptake
By Bleke, on February 20, 2011 17:59:54
Who the hell is singing the chorus on this? Listen to it. That sure as hell isn't Britney singing.
By anonymous, on February 23, 2011 15:31:34
I'm so tired of all of her britarded fans sticking up for her. She needs to retire while she still has a little bit of dignity left. With all of the upcoming artists that truly have some genuine talent, ten years from now, Britney will be at home pulling out her god awful weave, smelling the strands; popping her pimples and finding yet another house to live lonely in while the rest of America will be saying "Britney who"?
By anonymous, on February 24, 2011 06:51:56
Best "Hold it Against Me Video" (it's a fat girl singing about pubic lice to the tune of Britney's song, so what could be funnier)
http://www.youtube.com/user/glowpinkstah#p/u/7/guwOMr7GNBo
By anonymous, on February 24, 2011 08:04:08
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