I very much want to beat Perez Hilton with a pillowcase full of padlocks and feed whatever is left through a wood chipper. Then I will rake up all the little Perez bits, incinerate them thoroughly, place the ash in a tightly-sealed titanium canister, sink it into the deepest trench in the ocean and bury it under 1,000,000 cubic tons of concrete. I doubt it would be considered a felony (or even a crime) in most US states and even if it is, no jury is going to convict me. And I won't even accept payment: I'm offering this as a service to all of humanity.
How dare you post this without also posting the video of Perez literally crying about that Black Eyed Peas guy punching him. That should be required viewing before reading anything he writes.
lmao@Perez throwing his wide ass in the middle and protecting Rih so that he can be a dog on a leash again in another lame video! Where is that vid of him getting hit in the face when you need it????
I was going to say something mean about Perez Hilton, including my inclination of violence towards him, but it looks like you guys already got that covered.
Sorry, but I LOVE it when black people w/new money go at it. Try as they might, they always sound like illiterate Ebonic graduates. You can't buy class baybay!!!
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Leave Your Commentholy shit, so lame. twitter this....
By anonymous, on February 26, 2011 16:11:05
I very much want to beat Perez Hilton with a pillowcase full of padlocks and feed whatever is left through a wood chipper. Then I will rake up all the little Perez bits, incinerate them thoroughly, place the ash in a tightly-sealed titanium canister, sink it into the deepest trench in the ocean and bury it under 1,000,000 cubic tons of concrete. I doubt it would be considered a felony (or even a crime) in most US states and even if it is, no jury is going to convict me. And I won't even accept payment: I'm offering this as a service to all of humanity.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2011 16:43:25
Is colon Hanks fucking this splib
By Mr shine, on February 26, 2011 16:43:55
bitch needs to get her ass on a treadmill, those thunderthighs are getting out of hand.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2011 17:11:03
Can plastic surgery fix cankles and monkey face? RiRi could use a nip & tuck..
By anonymous, on February 26, 2011 17:12:48
Holy crap. Who gives a shit?
By anonymous, on February 26, 2011 21:07:38
I'm amazed Perez didn't tweet his idiot fanbase to call the Twitter Police. Or I guess, in this case, the PO-leese.
By ihateemo, on February 26, 2011 22:09:24
Well....that was.....retarded...
By anonymous, on February 26, 2011 23:24:26
Does anyone actually give a shit?
By anonymous, on February 27, 2011 00:16:13
Of course, Perez was happy with the outcome too.
the only way pigez would be happy with the outcome is if it included having his asshole split open by a 13" horse cock.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2011 03:34:12
How dare you post this without also posting the video of Perez literally crying about that Black Eyed Peas guy punching him. That should be required viewing before reading anything he writes.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2011 06:08:21
oh no she didn't!
By KATY PERRY, on February 27, 2011 07:45:12
What #2 said. Perez is a pandering shitmonger, a chubby unkempt wheezy old queen who needs a beatdown. Haven't read his tiresome blog in years.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2011 07:58:31
lmao@Perez throwing his wide ass in the middle and protecting Rih so that he can be a dog on a leash again in another lame video! Where is that vid of him getting hit in the face when you need it????
By anonymous, on February 27, 2011 08:37:13
Is it just me or is Rhianna starting to look like Princess Fiona from the Shrek movies?
By Five Tacos and a Taco, on February 27, 2011 08:50:19
God, I can't stand Perez Hilton. I am sure he would come into my house and tell me what to do if he could.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2011 08:57:00
I can't stand Perez Hilton. I am sure he would come into my house and tell me what to do if he could.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2011 09:19:39
The fight didn't need Queen Wetback in the picture. Go back to sucking gaga like you always do. Mr. BitchTurd!
By anonymous, on February 27, 2011 09:50:50
#2 please go through with it, the future of all humanity depends on you.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2011 10:58:03
I was going to say something mean about Perez Hilton, including my inclination of violence towards him, but it looks like you guys already got that covered.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2011 11:51:13
@20 lol, it seems that the entire post is dedicated to his lard ass
By anonymous, on February 27, 2011 12:26:03
twitter....... so profoundly lame... love Ciara's necklace tho/ I got something similar the other day from Nordstroms...
By gigi, on February 27, 2011 15:35:57
I hate Perez. How is he important again? Who exactly LIKES him? Why is he catered to? How did he become successful?
Rianna is a big phony. Hate her too.
Ciara I have no opinion over. She wins by me.
By Me, on February 28, 2011 02:53:48
God, those legs and fivehead just weren't meant to be seen. I honestly don't get the appeal of Rhianna.
By FreakyFraser, on February 28, 2011 03:56:26
2 untalented negros squawking away per usual
By anonymous, on February 28, 2011 04:33:47
Sorry, but I LOVE it when black people w/new money go at it. Try as they might, they always sound like illiterate Ebonic graduates. You can't buy class baybay!!!
By anonymous, on February 28, 2011 17:09:54
She shoulda tweeted Perez a big ol' goatse link.
By bitingontinfoil, on February 28, 2011 17:12:11
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