14 Comments:

1. She also can't sing, dance, or make an adult decision.

   By anonymous, on March 20, 2011 03:38:47

2. her hair looks like cheese sticks

   By anonymous, on March 20, 2011 03:40:26

3. THIZ IS WUT BRIT NEEDZ.
   BRIT CAN CONCENTR8 ON MAKIN HER MUSIC
   AND GETTIN HER CD DUN.
   BRIT BACK ON TOP WEAR SHE BELONG BITCH.
   WORLD GO SHOCK!

   By RODNEY, on March 20, 2011 04:46:53

4. Whenever I see her I have this intuition that she's thinking about powdered donuts.

   By The Wallrus Has Balls, on March 20, 2011 05:44:43

5. Based on the banner photo, I would consider letting her suck my cock.

   By anonymous, on March 20, 2011 06:55:12

6. Don't she know her prom days are over?

   By anonymous, on March 20, 2011 07:18:31

7. how do comments like #3 not just automatically get deleted for their complete fucking stupidity and annoyingness?

   By anonymous, on March 20, 2011 07:55:25

8. Britney is batshit crazy. She is so doped up on anti-psychotic meds... that is why she always looks like a trailer park zombie

   By Burrito Grande, on March 20, 2011 09:14:57

9. They didn't say anything about not allowing her to have a party in her mouth though.

   By everybody's coming, on March 20, 2011 13:36:06

10. The woman is getting gross. She likely has zits on her bits.
    
    I want her, though. Bet she is nah-stee in bed.

    By anonymous, on March 20, 2011 15:31:47

11. LOLZ @ #1

    By Gorn, on March 20, 2011 19:38:57

12. An NDA is specifically for confidentiality and outlines the terms of what can be disclosed and what can't etc. It doesn't usually include clauses/rules for general working behaviour on the job.
    
    As such I have difficulty believing this report. I'm sure Britany pays big bucks for her lawyers and they wouldn't be doing things sloppily as is the suggestion here.

    By anonymous, on March 20, 2011 22:49:41

13. Brit should never wear short necklaces/chokers, they just emphasise her thick neck. She should wear some long beads to lengthen her neck.

    By Red Cat, on March 20, 2011 22:50:30

14. #1: ^5

    By anonymous, on March 21, 2011 03:04:43