What the hell happened to her? Okay, so she could never sing but she'd always put on a reasonable show and dance a bit. Now she just wobbles around the stage looking like a dad at a wedding.
LOL OMG This was hilarious! Her lazy, half-assed bouncing and moving barely qualifies as "dancing." She looked bored, dazed, confused, and high the whole time she was on stage. And she is obviously lip-synching like always to her horrifically auto-tuned, God-awful voice. And what is with her new CD title? Is she trying to be all hip and bad ass?
It was seriously rough. And that's being kind. I agree that putting up the video packages of her olden days isn't a good idea. It's kind of sad to see what she once was and then realize what we have on our hands now. It's like she doesn't even try any more. Or life has beaten her down.
Wow, just wow. People actually like watching her twitch and pretending to sing while an army of gay back-up dancers wildly gyrate around her? I mean seriously, people are still willing to pay top dollar to watch her wobble around while lip-synching very, very badly? The dancers do all the work, she walks around, flips her hair, then walks around some more. God are people gullible. Even fat, drugged-out, near-death Elvis still managed to actually sing.
#13: For everyone of us that sees Britney for what she is, there are about 200 people that will buy it just because she's on TV and they were told she's a big star.
At least Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison had the courtesy to die instead of this never-ending death that Brit, Lindsay, Sheen et al. are doing I'm gonna rub one out to the Weather Channel
First thing, watch her move when she loses it hard... (doesnt happen) Second, I like to watch the dancers to see what moves she's SUPPOSED to be performing :p
Meh, I don't care. She's fine to me. I'd still fuck her so hard, the ejaculation would match the ferocity and volume of a Miyagi prefecture earthquake and tsunami. I'd just make sure I wore three condoms.
Man this is sad, where did they get all of these "fans"? I don't know if they filmed this at spring break and promised all the kid's free bong hits if they stayed or what?! Are record companies for real? Do they really think that we are that stupid to believe that is her real voice? They should actually credit inside the CD notes the soundboard technician for all his overtime or send his ass to the doctor for a hearing check.
This was sooooo bad that she wouldn't even get a ticket to Hollywood on American Idol. She can not sing, period. She's totally out of shape and the idiots going crazy for this are really the crazy ones. She'll just take to the bank.
Jesus H. Christ her ass in that second video is just....not good. Check out how the camera quickly zooms out as her ass flab begins to jiggle. More like Femme Fatalbert.
29 Comments:
Leave Your CommentAdele can sing and has nothing to prove ;)
By Moodel, on March 29, 2011 04:34:17
at least she didnt bust the place up and walk out topless
By anonymous, on March 29, 2011 04:35:12
She's fat.
By anonymous, on March 29, 2011 04:55:02
Wow, they really shouldn't preface Britney's live performances with pre-pregnancy music video footage. What a let down.
By wtf, on March 29, 2011 05:12:23
What the hell happened to her? Okay, so she could never sing but she'd always put on a reasonable show and dance a bit. Now she just wobbles around the stage looking like a dad at a wedding.
By anonymous, on March 29, 2011 05:16:40
ACK!!!!!! what a way to start a morning, looking at her MUG
By anonymous, on March 29, 2011 05:34:31
She looks really worn out and out of shape. Like she's going to collapse any second. It's sad. I used to really like her.
She need to pull herself together.
By anonymous, on March 29, 2011 05:56:53
She looks really worn out and out of shape. Like she's going to collapse any second. It's sad. I used to really like her.
She need to pull herself together.
By anonymous, on March 29, 2011 05:57:11
LOL OMG This was hilarious! Her lazy, half-assed bouncing and moving barely qualifies as "dancing." She looked bored, dazed, confused, and high the whole time she was on stage. And she is obviously lip-synching like always to her horrifically auto-tuned, God-awful voice. And what is with her new CD title? Is she trying to be all hip and bad ass?
But hey, this was an amusing way to start my day.
By anonymous, on March 29, 2011 06:06:14
It was seriously rough. And that's being kind. I agree that putting up the video packages of her olden days isn't a good idea. It's kind of sad to see what she once was and then realize what we have on our hands now. It's like she doesn't even try any more. Or life has beaten her down.
By The Kath, on March 29, 2011 06:06:34
britneys no fun anymore.
By rammy the sad umbrella, on March 29, 2011 06:15:31
I felt embarrassed for her. And she should just never be allowed to talk, because it's never a good result.
By Terrawr, on March 29, 2011 06:36:08
Wow, just wow. People actually like watching her twitch and pretending to sing while an army of gay back-up dancers wildly gyrate around her? I mean seriously, people are still willing to pay top dollar to watch her wobble around while lip-synching very, very badly? The dancers do all the work, she walks around, flips her hair, then walks around some more. God are people gullible. Even fat, drugged-out, near-death Elvis still managed to actually sing.
By anonymous, on March 29, 2011 06:42:01
Does anyone else think the auto-tuning, especially in that second clip, makes her sound like a little girl? It's extremely disturbing.
By anonymous, on March 29, 2011 06:51:59
She still put Lady Gag gag to shame......by default!!
By anonymous, on March 29, 2011 07:13:07
#13: For everyone of us that sees Britney for what she is, there are about 200 people that will buy it just because she's on TV and they were told she's a big star.
By duder, on March 29, 2011 07:41:52
BRITNEY SMASH!
#15 by "shame" you mean one sucktacularly shitty artist being only slightly less shitacular?
By chucky, on March 29, 2011 08:35:39
At least Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison had the courtesy to die instead of this never-ending death that Brit, Lindsay, Sheen et al. are doing
I'm gonna rub one out to the Weather Channel
By britney sux, on March 29, 2011 08:55:23
More Cheetos please.
By anonymous, on March 29, 2011 09:07:26
First thing, watch her move when she loses it hard... (doesnt happen)
Second, I like to watch the dancers to see what moves she's SUPPOSED to be performing :p
By Stevie, on March 29, 2011 10:38:52
This bit is getting so tired. Mom of 2 in mid 20's, walk around, pose and lip synch. She's been doing this for over 10 years. She needs a new image.
By Judy, on March 29, 2011 12:08:34
Meh, I don't care. She's fine to me. I'd still fuck her so hard, the ejaculation would match the ferocity and volume of a Miyagi prefecture earthquake and tsunami. I'd just make sure I wore three condoms.
By anonymous, on March 29, 2011 13:12:02
Man this is sad, where did they get all of these "fans"? I don't know if they filmed this at spring break and promised all the kid's free bong hits if they stayed or what?! Are record companies for real? Do they really think that we are that stupid to believe that is her real voice? They should actually credit inside the CD notes the soundboard technician for all his overtime or send his ass to the doctor for a hearing check.
By patty, on March 29, 2011 13:29:06
put a fork in it ...that pork roast is done!!!!!!
By anonymous, on March 29, 2011 13:51:16
This was sooooo bad that she wouldn't even get a ticket to Hollywood on American Idol. She can not sing, period. She's totally out of shape and the idiots going crazy for this are really the crazy ones. She'll just take to the bank.
By lkl, on March 29, 2011 15:03:40
Jesus H. Christ her ass in that second video is just....not good. Check out how the camera quickly zooms out as her ass flab begins to jiggle. More like Femme Fatalbert.
By anonymous, on March 29, 2011 15:05:31
God help me, I want her still.
By anonymous, on March 29, 2011 17:41:02
Brits is one kinky bitch.
she will do ass 2 mouth for a bag of cheetos, and for a starbucks Venti frap, she will rub the brown cheese off yo dick on her teeth as a party trick!
DAMMMM
By anonymous, on March 30, 2011 00:25:46
OMG I'm SO F-ing SICK of AUTO TUNE!
By anonymous, on March 31, 2011 16:43:59
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