Already 35? Jeeze. And with baggage. Really it means he's eclipsed the 40 year old women that are his age, just like he'll eventually eclipse her in value. Dudes don't need womens money so to a man it means little in the end, especially if with a bitch. But we need other stuff that you're not likely gonna find in an aging american single mother who has been convinced through years of fame and high income that she's better than whomever chooses to put up with her.
Well, I hope he's a good person, cuz he's not much to look at! But from what I saw the other night, he seems to have quite a temper. I know the razzi's can be annoying and step over their boundaries, but violence isn't the way to settle it. He looks too mean to me! I hope it works, and he better NOT hurt Reese..
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Leave Your CommentUm, OK, who hit the jackpot here? It's kind of a symbiosis...he wants all your money, but he needs to keep you working to get it, a tithe at a time.
By anonymous, on March 27, 2011 04:06:07
he's hot!
By anonymous, on March 27, 2011 04:21:32
CHIN!!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on March 27, 2011 05:29:38
Whopee shit....
Next useless story please..
By Whofuckingcares, on March 27, 2011 06:15:25
Boring agent guy, do you take Chiny McAverage gal to be your wife? You do? Really?!
By anonymous, on March 27, 2011 10:51:19
I would love to eat Reese's peanut butter cup.
By anonymous, on March 27, 2011 11:21:30
she's one classy lady, and he's handsome and seems straight unlike her short gay ex.
By anonymous, on March 27, 2011 12:26:45
Dude married a rich chin. Sweet!
By anonymous, on March 27, 2011 12:27:52
She really is multitalented. She cut the wedding cake with her chin.
By dragonlady sakura, on March 27, 2011 13:39:56
Well at least she didn't marry some stupid ass narcissistic actor so maybe this has half a chance.
By GOD, on March 27, 2011 14:50:32
She has 'bitch' written all over her.
By anonymous, on March 27, 2011 15:21:33
awww hes pigeon toed!
By anonymous, on March 27, 2011 17:16:21
Already 35? Jeeze. And with baggage. Really it means he's eclipsed the 40 year old women that are his age, just like he'll eventually eclipse her in value. Dudes don't need womens money so to a man it means little in the end, especially if with a bitch. But we need other stuff that you're not likely gonna find in an aging american single mother who has been convinced through years of fame and high income that she's better than whomever chooses to put up with her.
By anonymous, on March 27, 2011 17:35:57
Awww, Jess...why are you peeved? Do you need a hug?
By anonymous, on March 27, 2011 23:28:34
meh. mercy fuck on his part, it sounds like.
By anonymous, on March 28, 2011 03:21:44
Well, I hope he's a good person, cuz he's not much to look at! But from what I saw the other night, he seems to have quite a temper. I know the razzi's can be annoying and step over their boundaries, but violence isn't the way to settle it. He looks too mean to me! I hope it works, and he better NOT hurt Reese..
By Antivirus Software Alert , on March 28, 2011 05:36:07
At last, photographic evidence that Reese Witherspoon and Renee Zellweger are not the same person.
By Ed Feldman, on March 28, 2011 08:15:23
Was Ryan Phillippe there? And if so did he bring a gift?
By Kate Middleton, on March 28, 2011 08:33:13
Good ol fetus face married again huh?
By anonymous, on March 28, 2011 20:37:22
Overrated, cunt, untalented.
By anonymous, on March 28, 2011 22:24:42
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