If I may... she has an Oscar. She was good for him, but now she is on the down slope of her career and he is starting to get ass that he only dreamed about.
Sure with his looks he could get any non-famous woman he wanted, but now we are talking Starlet ass: the rare combination of looks and fame.
Her dietary intake created an incompatible gaseus pos-rectal discharge. It was over before it began my friends. Let this be a lesson to all, sniff around before you commit.
As a straight male it pains me but I'm comfy enough in my own skin to say he's a handsome man and could probably bang any chick he wants, so of all of 'em he picks... Renee Zellweger? Whaaa!?!
Still good looking, but a little scary with the bony and muscular. She needs to stop trying to be rail-thin (she's not getting those 'beauty' roles anyway) and move on to the fortyish/mom roles.
can we just say what everyone already thinks....Bradley Cooper is 24842785248907435 times more attractive than Renee Zellweger. The only way these two would look right together is if Bradley became a burn victim...and he still wouldnt be as horrifying looking as Renee.
when bradley cooper was on alias i never thought he was very attractive--it was all about michael vartan, not that both men couldn't be perceived as attractive. if i had to choose which of the cast members, after alias ended, would've been a list, besides garner I'd say vartan. i would've never guessed bradley cooper. he looks better since that show, more rugged or something.
As a straight male it pains me but I'm comfy enough in my own skin to say he's a handsome man and that I would feast on his shaft and gargle his balls. Yum!
Brad is gay. Its a well known "secret" in hollywood. Its funny because theres alot of people that arent gay but people say they are but this one is really gay and somehow the public outside of hollywood dont realize it.
I LOATHE Renee because she constantly squints her eyes for no reason - unless she thinks that's making her pretty. Ever see old pictures of her before she became famous? NORMAL eyes. Either way, she's f'n ugly.
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Leave Your CommentIf I may... she has an Oscar. She was good for him, but now she is on the down slope of her career and he is starting to get ass that he only dreamed about.
Sure with his looks he could get any non-famous woman he wanted, but now we are talking Starlet ass: the rare combination of looks and fame.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2011 06:18:33
Her dietary intake created an incompatible gaseus pos-rectal discharge. It was over before it began my friends. Let this be a lesson to all, sniff around before you commit.
By Bradley, on March 19, 2011 07:27:29
She looks like she oughta be playing a banjo in DELIVERANCE.
By Max, on March 19, 2011 09:48:34
He is too young and good looking to be with her.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2011 09:59:41
As a straight male it pains me but I'm comfy enough in my own skin to say he's a handsome man and could probably bang any chick he wants, so of all of 'em he picks... Renee Zellweger? Whaaa!?!
By chucky, on March 19, 2011 11:37:24
Still good looking, but a little scary with the bony and muscular. She needs to stop trying to be rail-thin (she's not getting those 'beauty' roles anyway) and move on to the fortyish/mom roles.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2011 11:52:57
can we just say what everyone already thinks....Bradley Cooper is 24842785248907435 times more attractive than Renee Zellweger. The only way these two would look right together is if Bradley became a burn victim...and he still wouldnt be as horrifying looking as Renee.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2011 13:20:18
He's gay. Her beard contract ran out. The end.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2011 13:23:17
when bradley cooper was on alias i never thought he was very attractive--it was all about michael vartan, not that both men couldn't be perceived as attractive. if i had to choose which of the cast members, after alias ended, would've been a list, besides garner I'd say vartan. i would've never guessed bradley cooper. he looks better since that show, more rugged or something.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2011 14:00:21
Yes, she's gross. Bradley, I'm available.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2011 16:17:52
Bradley Cooper is a poor man's Ralph Fiennes. I know, Renee could date Voldermort.
By Veronica, on March 19, 2011 16:27:50
I'm single too, Bradley..Call me?
By bradley's bitch, on March 20, 2011 03:05:32
As a straight male it pains me but I'm comfy enough in my own skin to say he's a handsome man and that I would feast on his shaft and gargle his balls. Yum!
By anonymous, on March 20, 2011 07:01:49
Brad is gay. Its a well known "secret" in hollywood. Its funny because theres alot of people that arent gay but people say they are but this one is really gay and somehow the public outside of hollywood dont realize it.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2011 07:40:31
I see her playing young Carrie if they make the prequel to sex & the city, god help us.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2011 07:57:22
She likes "dating" the gays, huh?
By anonymous, on March 20, 2011 19:16:56
I LOATHE Renee because she constantly squints her eyes for no reason - unless she thinks that's making her pretty. Ever see old pictures of her before she became famous? NORMAL eyes. Either way, she's f'n ugly.
By anonymous, on March 21, 2011 03:00:35
I can't fucking figure out the appeal of either of these fuckers.
By mutterhals, on March 21, 2011 03:15:24
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