My God, another worthless, whorish pop-tart who doesn't know when to shut her babbling trap. Her entire act consists of mumbling and moaning over music someone else wrote while wearing lots of leather, stupid wigs and metal cones on her tits. And she bottoms from the top. No wonder no man wants anything to do with her after they ejaculate.
Publicist-created interview filler designed to titilate 15-25 year olds? Check.
Photoshopped pictures to make her way more attractive than she is? Check.
Assertions of empowerment and life-control, from a woman whose life is really run by producers and industry executives? Check.
Oh, must be the are taking another run at using Rihanna for a revenue stream this summer. the campaign is underway, it seems. I suppose this means I get to hear a bunch of over-produced pop music "performed" by her auto-tune doppleganger.
I wipe with paper that has more value than "Rolling Stone". They do an article on savage war crimes in Afghanistan and the cover of that issue features a talentless bimbo's stinky ass, what a joke.
I hate her. Hate him too, but she is a phony. I didn't care about her before she got beat and care less. No reason she is a star. None. Cuter, more talented people out there, but she got the right people behind her and forced down our throats until she is a star and half the American Idol auditioners want to be her. Yuck. Did I say she seems bitchy? Well, she seems bitchy to boot.
"I like to fuck. I like to buy things. I like to fuck. Spank me, daddy. I like fucking. Look at my ass". Boy oh boy is the music industry getting ever more desperate, trotting out cheap tawdry whore after cheap tawdry whore. Unless her ass can toot out a catchy melody, who really cares about this moron or what she thinks about anything? Lucky thing for her she was properly marketed, otherwise she'd be working for "Chocolate Fantasies" for $200 an hour.
Gimme a fuckin' break. Some women can be sexy without professional photographers and hours of prep work. But this girl seriously thinks that every red-blooded male has an incurable hard-on for her. Just another worthless attention whore. Give her ten years of marriage to Bobby Brown or something.
Rihanna, Shut. Tha. Fuck. Up. Already. p.s. take that stupid fucking wig off already jeez and if you are going to continue to throw your body in our faces, get a thigh master and do some sit ups bitch!
Why can't people keep their sex lives to themselves? Why do I need to know this information? What happened to having CLASS and keeping your bedroom proclivities in the bedroom where they belong?
25 Comments:
Leave Your CommentMy God, another worthless, whorish pop-tart who doesn't know when to shut her babbling trap. Her entire act consists of mumbling and moaning over music someone else wrote while wearing lots of leather, stupid wigs and metal cones on her tits. And she bottoms from the top. No wonder no man wants anything to do with her after they ejaculate.
By anonymous, on March 30, 2011 05:48:06
What a dope!
By anonymous, on March 30, 2011 05:55:03
I would love to be in charge of her shit...After I pull that horrible wig off.
By mainj, on March 30, 2011 06:11:28
Publicist-created interview filler designed to titilate 15-25 year olds? Check.
Photoshopped pictures to make her way more attractive than she is? Check.
Assertions of empowerment and life-control, from a woman whose life is really run by producers and industry executives? Check.
Oh, must be the are taking another run at using Rihanna for a revenue stream this summer. the campaign is underway, it seems. I suppose this means I get to hear a bunch of over-produced pop music "performed" by her auto-tune doppleganger.
By anonymous, on March 30, 2011 06:14:17
I wipe with paper that has more value than "Rolling Stone". They do an article on savage war crimes in Afghanistan and the cover of that issue features a talentless bimbo's stinky ass, what a joke.
By anonymous, on March 30, 2011 06:21:27
She should have kept her gaurd up high when Chris was punching her in the face.
By anonymous, on March 30, 2011 06:22:36
She talks about, "I like to be spanked. Being tied up is fun. I like to keep it spontaneous." and you chose that as your headline?
By anonymous, on March 30, 2011 06:50:25
#4 totally!
I hate her. Hate him too, but she is a phony. I didn't care about her before she got beat and care less. No reason she is a star. None. Cuter, more talented people out there, but she got the right people behind her and forced down our throats until she is a star and half the American Idol auditioners want to be her. Yuck. Did I say she seems bitchy? Well, she seems bitchy to boot.
By anonymous, on March 30, 2011 06:58:15
shut the fuck up Rhianna. Every time you open your mouth you prove how fucking stupid you are.
By abe vigoda's eyebrows, on March 30, 2011 07:24:28
I'm starting to feel less and less sorry about her getting beat up by Chris Brown. SHe should have just shut up and played the victim.
By tizzle, on March 30, 2011 07:39:12
"I like to fuck. I like to buy things. I like to fuck. Spank me, daddy. I like fucking. Look at my ass". Boy oh boy is the music industry getting ever more desperate, trotting out cheap tawdry whore after cheap tawdry whore. Unless her ass can toot out a catchy melody, who really cares about this moron or what she thinks about anything? Lucky thing for her she was properly marketed, otherwise she'd be working for "Chocolate Fantasies" for $200 an hour.
By anonymous, on March 30, 2011 09:50:13
Say what you will, Sideshow Bob has a sweet ass.
By anonymous, on March 30, 2011 11:45:38
She tries too hard.
By anonymous, on March 30, 2011 12:07:50
This is proof plenty that God hates you all.
By anonymous, on March 30, 2011 12:49:09
I'm not sure I could name a single song this woman sings, but damn, look at that body. LOOK. AT. IT. I would completely wreck that ass.
By anonymous, on March 30, 2011 13:19:26
And she'd want you to wreck it. Just be sure to use your hands. (She does try too hard.)
By Drake, on March 30, 2011 14:37:04
Gimme a fuckin' break. Some women can be sexy without professional photographers and hours of prep work. But this girl seriously thinks that every red-blooded male has an incurable hard-on for her. Just another worthless attention whore. Give her ten years of marriage to Bobby Brown or something.
By anonymous, on March 30, 2011 17:48:23
Rihanna, Shut. Tha. Fuck. Up. Already. p.s. take that stupid fucking wig off already jeez and if you are going to continue to throw your body in our faces, get a thigh master and do some sit ups bitch!
By ShutUpBitch, on March 30, 2011 18:22:35
Sit and take a beating from a streak of piss like Chris Brown then try to act tough??? Fuck off bitch.
By anonymous, on March 31, 2011 02:29:17
no tits
By anonymous, on March 31, 2011 02:36:19
na,na,na what's her name:? swine.
By anonymous, on March 31, 2011 06:16:33
Nice to tell the world that you like to be dominated, just don't leave visible bruises for the cops to see. Retarded Cunt.
By anonymous, on March 31, 2011 06:23:58
Why can't people keep their sex lives to themselves? Why do I need to know this information? What happened to having CLASS and keeping your bedroom proclivities in the bedroom where they belong?
By Get back in the closet freaks, on March 31, 2011 10:28:04
LOL @ she prayed to God to be on the cover of Rolling Stone. I'm sure God took time out of His busy schedule to make that happen.
By anonymous, on March 31, 2011 16:35:40
I've always hated this stupid cunt and her shitty music. It's enlightening to see so many others agree.
By FemBot, on April 1, 2011 21:24:05
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