I ain't sayin' she's a golddigger, but she ain't good at math. I know how to count, to 9 specifically. If they dated last summer, the baby would be born before the end of May, not "sometime in June".
#15 is dead-on right! Tom Brady and Gisele got married even though his ex had a baby, so Ryan can pay child support and just keep on going. Taking birth control pills aren't very difficult, either. Ever taken an aspirin...it's just like that!
@12 & 13, yup - I'm sure. "False Inserts" come in little "clumps" of lashes rather than full falsies which come in a "line". When women use the inserts for added fullness, they`re often combed out and coated with mascara. As mascara would be much too obviously on Ryan, I`m sure his make-up artist thought the clumps would provide a more `natural` look. Fail.
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Leave Your CommentI thought you thought Amanda Seyfried was boring, Todd? Was i mistaken?
By Ana and Mia, on March 14, 2011 10:56:25
She's pretty...far from attractive.
By anonymous, on March 14, 2011 10:59:15
I ain't sayin' she's a golddigger, but she ain't good at math. I know how to count, to 9 specifically. If they dated last summer, the baby would be born before the end of May, not "sometime in June".
By Jon, on March 14, 2011 12:00:53
RED RIDING HOOD TANKED!
Battle Los Angeles kicked Seyfried's ass!
By anonymous, on March 14, 2011 12:38:41
#3 because you know these two personally and know exactly when they were having sex at all times, right?
By anonymous, on March 14, 2011 12:44:01
oh no you didnt!
By anonymous, on March 14, 2011 12:54:25
"Drowned and found in a kimono."
Wow, Todd. Wow. That's all I can say. I'm not even disgusted. I think I'm too wowed to feel anything other than WOW.
By WOW, on March 14, 2011 13:06:59
well played, ackbar.
By Bleke, on March 14, 2011 13:16:39
Hmmmm. I'm thinking he downgraded
By anonymous, on March 14, 2011 14:05:19
He's wearing FALSE EYELASH INSERTS! BWAHAHAHAH!
"pretty, I'm so pretty..."
By bitingontinfoil, on March 14, 2011 14:40:16
question...can I get Alexis Knapp pregnant even though she is already pregnant? Cuz I would.
By mainj, on March 14, 2011 14:50:27
@#10- Are you sure about that? His eyelashes look pretty clumpy. False lashes are combed out.
By Liz, on March 14, 2011 15:24:26
@ #10...no he's not, he's just a pretty man
By anonymous, on March 14, 2011 16:26:59
I could have his babies too. He's fucking hot.
By anonymous, on March 14, 2011 17:57:37
What the hell is so hard about putting a condom on?
By anonymous, on March 14, 2011 17:59:35
#15 is dead-on right! Tom Brady and Gisele got married even though his ex had a baby, so Ryan can pay child support and just keep on going. Taking birth control pills aren't very difficult, either. Ever taken an aspirin...it's just like that!
By blasted1, on March 14, 2011 19:27:37
that joke man- WAY too tsunami
By anonymous, on March 14, 2011 19:45:01
probably the penis
By anonymous, on March 14, 2011 19:45:11
They don't like the way it feels...Barebacking is more intimate.
By anonymous, on March 14, 2011 20:33:52
@12 & 13, yup - I'm sure. "False Inserts" come in little "clumps" of lashes rather than full falsies which come in a "line". When women use the inserts for added fullness, they`re often combed out and coated with mascara. As mascara would be much too obviously on Ryan, I`m sure his make-up artist thought the clumps would provide a more `natural` look. Fail.
By bitingontinfoil, on March 15, 2011 06:26:04
He sure has got a purdy mouth.
By inmate 363828476, on March 15, 2011 07:02:53
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