Damn, wish I'd gotten in on the "fragrance" business. You pay a chemist to mix a bunch of cheap chemicals, slap a fancy logo on a pretty bottle and hawk the shit for $80 a pop. What a gold mine.
They should call her perfume Trailer Trash "with a fine aroma of hillbilly sweat, bacon grease, cheap smokes and cheaper beer, smell like Britney's pedigree of the shitstain of America."
Brit Brit has reached the point in her life when she's a 4 for most of the evening and a 10 at closing time. Then when you wake up with her, you chew off your arm to get away.
Nobody can sue Britney she's not in charge of herself anymore, see how sneaky that works ;). Stupid they're not but it's an old ploy used by corporations for years why do you think the wives of company owners are paid a salary but do nothing.
21 Comments:
Leave Your CommentGod help me, I want her still. Even if she smells like french fries.
By anonymous, on March 31, 2011 05:41:20
where is Todd?
By shitney queers, on March 31, 2011 06:19:13
Everything associated with shitney smells like her name...
By anonymous, on March 31, 2011 06:56:58
And gross.
By anonymous, on March 31, 2011 07:01:05
First thought that came to mind when I saw the banner picture was "Someone smells lard and Cheetos".
By duder, on March 31, 2011 07:02:13
Damn, wish I'd gotten in on the "fragrance" business. You pay a chemist to mix a bunch of cheap chemicals, slap a fancy logo on a pretty bottle and hawk the shit for $80 a pop. What a gold mine.
By anonymous, on March 31, 2011 07:05:07
They should call her perfume Trailer Trash "with a fine aroma of hillbilly sweat, bacon grease, cheap smokes and cheaper beer, smell like Britney's pedigree of the shitstain of America."
By chucky, on March 31, 2011 07:17:18
I was obsessed with her when I was in high school (99-02). I can't believe how far she's fallen.
By anonymous, on March 31, 2011 07:20:57
I'd still hit it. After a few drinks, maybe, but I'd still hit it.
By anonymous, on March 31, 2011 08:25:26
Don't knock her perfume. It's a great weed killer.
By anonymous, on March 31, 2011 09:03:32
greasy, shit-stained farts is what comes to my mind.
By anonymous, on March 31, 2011 09:44:52
Every one of you would STILL bang her given the chance! FACT!
By anonymous, on March 31, 2011 10:59:23
12 - uh.......................... no. not all of us are in prison, brother.
By anonymous, on March 31, 2011 11:49:46
#12 most of us aren't as hard up as you. FACT!
By anonymous, on March 31, 2011 12:12:03
#13 & 14: Word.
By duder, on March 31, 2011 12:49:04
Brit Brit has reached the point in her life when she's a 4 for most of the evening and a 10 at closing time. Then when you wake up with her, you chew off your arm to get away.
By America's bar drinkers, on March 31, 2011 13:31:10
Looks like shitney is farting out a greasy cheeto fart again in that banner pic...
By anonymous, on March 31, 2011 17:39:10
Jess, you're in fine form tonight !
By livefromhollywood, on March 31, 2011 18:06:35
damn she is FAT no wonder Enrique churches didn't wanted to tour with her he knows the bitch will eat all his food and treats
By anonymous, on March 31, 2011 20:54:38
Nobody can sue Britney she's not in charge of herself anymore, see how sneaky that works ;).
Stupid they're not but it's an old ploy used by corporations for years why do you think the wives of company owners are paid a salary but do nothing.
By Amazing Larry, on April 1, 2011 12:55:25
She has the body of a fat man.
By anonymous, on April 3, 2011 15:13:17
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