21 Comments:

1. Katie is beautiful!

   By anonymous, on March 29, 2011 08:08:20

2. Tom needs to return to the tree and start baking cookies again.

   By anonymous, on March 29, 2011 08:13:46

3. I don't get it. Couldn't he find a short chick to beard for him?

   By anonymous, on March 29, 2011 08:20:30

4. Could Danny DeVito take Tom down low and post him up?

   By Earvin Magic Johnson, on March 29, 2011 08:53:58

5. I can't stand that fucking little elf. Katie is looking great though despite the depression that comes with living with a douche bag.

   By anonymous, on March 29, 2011 09:03:50

6. Can't he afford a) a hairstylist, b) a new coat or c) someone to tell him to fully tuck his shirt in? He looks like somebody's unemployed brother-in-law who has been living on their sofa.

   By anonymous, on March 29, 2011 10:34:01

7. Not a Cruise fan but he does defy age for a guy getting really close to 50 now.

   By anonymous, on March 29, 2011 10:38:22

8. Awkward.

   By Dick4, on March 29, 2011 11:03:28

9. LOL at banner pic with Katies head missing to frame cruise.
   #6 if you think that entire look isnt planned right down to the jacket thats worth more then your car, then you dont understand the first thing about Hollywood.

   By anonymous, on March 29, 2011 12:05:07

10. #9 just nailed #6 to the wall. Fo-Show!

    By anonymous, on March 29, 2011 12:45:32

11. The way she's standing makes her look like she crapped her pants.
    
    And why couldn't the moron find a chick shorter than he is? They look ridiculous together.

    By anonymous, on March 29, 2011 12:49:39

12. recasting for Mini me?

    By anonymous, on March 29, 2011 12:52:31

13. Katie Holmes sold herself...WHORE!

    By THE TRUTH, on March 29, 2011 13:47:38

14. 13 Since she's a whore can I rent her for a few hours?

    By anonymous, on March 29, 2011 15:18:50

15. And as the flashbulbs burst,
    She holds a smile,
    Like someone would hold a crying child.
    
    
    Not trying to be some hipster-doofus with a DeathCab quote. It's just my first thought when looking at these creeeeepy photos.
    

    By joejoe, on March 29, 2011 16:03:17

16. Sure why not?

    By THE TRUTH, on March 29, 2011 16:48:15

17. Yeah, Tom is a shortie but Katie's too tall. What a skyscraper.

    By anonymous, on March 29, 2011 17:56:35

18. Tom's just happy that he's not the most insane person in Hollywood at the moment. Of course that honor goes to Charlie "pet killer" Sheen.

    By anonymous, on March 29, 2011 21:37:17

19. Its nice to see Tom take time off getting double penetrated by two huge dick black guys in his dungeon to attend Katie's premiere.

    By anonymous, on March 30, 2011 00:19:03

20. I wondered what happened to that chick that use to be on that show Dawson Creek? I don't hear to much about her these days. Must have settled down & got married to a nice man. Hopes she happy. She deserves a nice quiet stable life than that crazy hollwood thing in CA. Good for her!

    By anonymous, on March 30, 2011 11:01:00

21. Yes, that outfit, and his movements are carefully planned to look like he is supporting Katie but really take some of the attention from her. How does the dude walk in those lifts anyway? Theyre at least three inches. I think the boots are probably worth more than my car too. The good news is, with the Kennedys coming out, Katie is killing two birds with one stone. Promoting the movie and getting her contracted public appearances with her "husband" out of the way.

    By anonymous, on March 30, 2011 13:18:50