17 Comments:

1. Answer: no

   By anonymous, on April 14, 2011 10:16:31

2. Yeah, but El Rodeo is pretty weak Mexican. Dos Taquitos, Torero's and Los Tres Magueyes are all better!

   By Craig, on April 14, 2011 11:10:29

3. like she actually cooks

   By Billy Rubin, on April 14, 2011 11:19:34

4. I'd gladly eat Eva's taco.

   By anonymous, on April 14, 2011 12:48:53

5. Cheat.. cheat.. cheat.. and don't look back.. Mexican food is fattening.

   By anonymous, on April 14, 2011 13:10:27

6. I am pretty that me fucking her would be like me throwing pretzel sticks into the Gulf of Mexico
   (See, because I have a tiny penis and her vagina's all stretched out)
   
   
   
   

   By tiny penis man, on April 14, 2011 13:10:43

7. I'd hire her to be my maid

   By THE TRUTH, on April 14, 2011 13:10:44

8. Yeah, but she's getting a bit too thin for my taste. Keep eating baby !

   By anonymous, on April 14, 2011 13:49:37

9. I'll bet every recipe is a variation of chicken wings.

   By Bro, on April 14, 2011 14:14:45

10. dear god almighty do i love mexican girls. the only thing better is jewish girls with low self esteem, daddy issues, and a great rack. "oh hi, jess".

    By dannyfrom504, on April 14, 2011 20:59:02

11. I bet she shaves her ass checks

    By ellen, on April 15, 2011 04:01:14

12. Like she eats, let alone cooks.....

    By senorita anorexia, on April 15, 2011 04:09:39

13. She looks hotter because she got rid of that permanent scowl on her face she had when married to the cheating B-ball star.

    By Hawk, on April 15, 2011 05:49:16

14. She looks whiter. That, I think, is the point of your post, Todd.

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2011 08:07:39

15. I think she looks like she's getting over the pain of the break-up, but hot? Not in my book. I don't fantasize about fucking 98 lb girls with boy hips.
    

    By LA Tall Man, on April 16, 2011 11:21:46

16. Whenever Eva would show up on TV, I'd change the channel.
    
    Lately, I've been unzipping my pants.

    By anonymous, on April 16, 2011 13:03:16

17. I bet she got the recipes from her maides.

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2011 06:14:41