I think that she is bangin! Even at her age I'd still tap into that! I fell in love with this woman after watching Double Jeopardy. By far the best looking Judd.
I agree completely with #2. This is another sad story of molestation and the aftermath these monsters have on their victims. Todd you are getting worse by the day and becoming an unfunny creep. Let Jess do more posts, PLEASE!
BBBAAAAAWWW YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME WITH YOUR JOKES! I WILL SKULL FUCK YOU TO DEATH AND THENSKIN YOUR MOTHER ALIVE AND PISS ALL OVER HER SKINNED CORSPE AND I HOPE YOUGETCANCERANDDIEYOUBIGSTOOPIDMEANIEHEADSTOPWADRFAUISBAIFBNEISUANBFDEUISCBFIDUSBFCVIZDSCNBFIZDSBNCFVDUJS
Trust me when I say the whining has not yet even begun. Two and three are but vanguards of the invasion of butthurt about to rain down on the comments page.
Also, obligatory:
HOW DARE U MAKE A FUCKING JOKE ON UR MOTHERFUCKING, DICK SUCKING COMEDY SITE? I HOPE UR ENTIRE UGLY STOOPID INBRED FAMILY DIES HORRIBLY YOU FUCKING TWAT! WAAARRGHARGHL!! BLAARGGGGH!!!!
I don't read anything Ashley Judd says as a general rule, but depending on how old she was when she claimed the encounter happened it was entirely possible that it was statutory rape.
That is an OLD pic of her when she was gorgeous. She has fucked her face up with plastic surgery now.
I have dealt with this woman personally in the past and she is a FUCKING BITCH. I am glad she ruined her face- it is the ugly inside working it's way out. She deserves it.
Let's remember that these are supposedly "repressed memories" which means there's a better than fair chance that none of it ever happened. "Repressed memories" are often used as easy excuses to rationalize away a person's own faults instead of accepting responsibility for them.
Why do all these celebrities release books on their lives? Who gives a fuck? Go act in a movie and shut the fuck up. I care nothing about you as a person.
"I spent most of the 90's trying to figure out a way to molest Ashley Judd, but all it apparently took was a quarter and a promise of a slice of pizza. What a slut!"
she never said they were repressed memories. Just because she never brought them up before does not mean they were "repressed". It sounds like her mom was just one of these slutty moms that goes from guy to guy and doesn't care what happened to her kids in the meantime.
Yeah, old pic. C'mon Todd, I know you're going for the boner factor for these pics like when you post pics of Lohan from the 90s when she hasn't looked like that in years but a little more truth in advertising, not that you should post pics of when she was a kid either as THAT would be pushing it. But her whole getting naked in movies despite being from an "xtian" (read: prudes) family now comes into light as to why. Thanks, I guess.
@15- who doesn't understand the definition of "sarcasm" and thinks they do?... um, yeah, jackass, that would be YOU. this post wasn't sarcastic, it was facetious. before you try to act all smug and clever, make sure you're not sounding like a fucking moron who doesn't know what they're talking about
hilarious. I was fucked by my sister many times, had my step brother suck my dick and finger my ass, had one grandparent molest me....but to state that some tongue kissing is molesting? go fuck yourself judd. until gramps pulled down your little panties and finger/dick fucked you, STFU! whiny cunt. FYI, I live a pretty normal life, haven't written a "look at me" book, haven't gone on any shooting sprees, haven't molested my kids...so get over yourself.
so tired of everyone crying about this shit and bullies. suck it up and STFU!
#14, for real. They call the website "Celebitchy" but if you post a comment remotely bitchy you get moderated from then out. It's so stupid. Celebrity gossip site for uptight, middle aged soccer moms.
#14, for real. They call the website "Celebitchy" but if you post a comment remotely bitchy you get moderated from then out. It's so stupid, and every article is "So and so did such and such and they seem like nice people so let's all wish them the best." Celebrity gossip site for uptight, middle aged soccer moms.
Why are you making a joke about a child being molested? Do you think it's acceptable ?DO you perhaps have sick thoughts towards children? Do you not think it's a real crime?
44 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI think that she is bangin! Even at her age I'd still tap into that! I fell in love with this woman after watching Double Jeopardy. By far the best looking Judd.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 05:14:32
i feel like you took it too far in this post, todd.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 05:16:08
I agree completely with #2. This is another sad story of molestation and the aftermath these monsters have on their victims. Todd you are getting worse by the day and becoming an unfunny creep. Let Jess do more posts, PLEASE!
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 05:42:01
Pfft, that's not molestation! My grandad used to do that to me all the time.
By Mr Anonymous!, on April 6, 2011 05:43:33
BBBAAAAAWWW YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME WITH YOUR JOKES! I WILL SKULL FUCK YOU TO DEATH AND THENSKIN YOUR MOTHER ALIVE AND PISS ALL OVER HER SKINNED CORSPE AND I HOPE YOUGETCANCERANDDIEYOUBIGSTOOPIDMEANIEHEADSTOPWADRFAUISBAIFBNEISUANBFDEUISCBFIDUSBFCVIZDSCNBFIZDSBNCFVDUJS
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 05:59:13
Yeah, let's all rally around the woman who is using a disgusting indcident in her personal life to get publicity.
By mutterhals, on April 6, 2011 06:06:53
guys why do you come on this blog to whinge? todd is joking.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 06:07:21
RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 06:23:30
Okay, playing tonsil hockey with a creepy old geezer is messed up, but it isn't as though she's claiming he raped her, is she?
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 06:30:20
Look at me! Look at me!
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 06:44:42
I completely don't get the appeal of Ashley Judd.
By dmccall, on April 6, 2011 06:54:30
7#
Trust me when I say the whining has not yet even begun. Two and three are but vanguards of the invasion of butthurt about to rain down on the comments page.
Also, obligatory:
HOW DARE U MAKE A FUCKING JOKE ON UR MOTHERFUCKING, DICK SUCKING COMEDY SITE? I HOPE UR ENTIRE UGLY STOOPID INBRED FAMILY DIES HORRIBLY YOU FUCKING TWAT! WAAARRGHARGHL!! BLAARGGGGH!!!!
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 06:55:55
9#
I don't read anything Ashley Judd says as a general rule, but depending on how old she was when she claimed the encounter happened it was entirely possible that it was statutory rape.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 06:58:50
#2 Go to Celebitchy. They have no sense of humor and are deplorably self-righteous.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 07:00:08
who will get the sarcasm of these comments, and who won't ?
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 07:10:43
That is an OLD pic of her when she was gorgeous. She has fucked her face up with plastic surgery now.
I have dealt with this woman personally in the past and she is a FUCKING BITCH. I am glad she ruined her face- it is the ugly inside working it's way out. She deserves it.
By abe vigoda's eyebrows, on April 6, 2011 07:11:43
If a celebrity would release a memoir that didnt say they were molested that would be news
By PK, on April 6, 2011 07:20:12
Let's remember that these are supposedly "repressed memories" which means there's a better than fair chance that none of it ever happened. "Repressed memories" are often used as easy excuses to rationalize away a person's own faults instead of accepting responsibility for them.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 07:25:33
Why do all these celebrities release books on their lives? Who gives a fuck? Go act in a movie and shut the fuck up. I care nothing about you as a person.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 07:26:50
Not funny, dude.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 07:53:04
"I spent most of the 90's trying to figure out a way to molest Ashley Judd, but all it apparently took was a quarter and a promise of a slice of pizza. What a slut!"
a bit inappropriate, but you still rock Todd
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 09:07:37
Repressed memories my ass. She's hocking a book for cash and a molestation accusation that can't be proven will do the trick.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 10:50:52
Just another washed up celebrity trying to still be relevant. She does have nice tits though and she always liked showing them off in her movies.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 10:58:05
she never said they were repressed memories. Just because she never brought them up before does not mean they were "repressed". It sounds like her mom was just one of these slutty moms that goes from guy to guy and doesn't care what happened to her kids in the meantime.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 11:15:40
Nothing funny about child molestation Todd. Leave it.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 11:19:59
Pinball machine?!?!?
Just how goddamn old is Ashley anyways? I mean, not even a Pacman machine?
By tastingoldmantongueshouldearnmorethanaquarter, on April 6, 2011 11:26:23
Yeah, let the limelight fade a little and they trot out the molestation stories. The things I could tell you.
By Secretariat, Jr., on April 6, 2011 12:17:01
Yeah, old pic. C'mon Todd, I know you're going for the boner factor for these pics like when you post pics of Lohan from the 90s when she hasn't looked like that in years but a little more truth in advertising, not that you should post pics of when she was a kid either as THAT would be pushing it. But her whole getting naked in movies despite being from an "xtian" (read: prudes) family now comes into light as to why. Thanks, I guess.
By chucky, on April 6, 2011 12:26:30
I am molesting her in my mind right now.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 13:29:15
@15- who doesn't understand the definition of "sarcasm" and thinks they do?... um, yeah, jackass, that would be YOU. this post wasn't sarcastic, it was facetious. before you try to act all smug and clever, make sure you're not sounding like a fucking moron who doesn't know what they're talking about
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 13:30:09
Maybe this is why she banged the entire Kentucky basketball team back in the '90s.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 13:36:49
hilarious. I was fucked by my sister many times, had my step brother suck my dick and finger my ass, had one grandparent molest me....but to state that some tongue kissing is molesting? go fuck yourself judd. until gramps pulled down your little panties and finger/dick fucked you, STFU! whiny cunt. FYI, I live a pretty normal life, haven't written a "look at me" book, haven't gone on any shooting sprees, haven't molested my kids...so get over yourself.
so tired of everyone crying about this shit and bullies. suck it up and STFU!
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 13:37:07
"I was fucked by my sister many times, had my step brother suck my dick and finger my ass, had one grandparent molest me"
the step brother is the keeper - few are willing and able to deliver the pleasures of simultaneous oral-anal
By Suri's dad, on April 6, 2011 16:10:42
# 4 you cracked me up!
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 16:53:40
#30, Facetious=sarcastic
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 18:17:40
32, TMI.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 21:03:53
Not cool. What's next ? Anal rape jokes?
By anonymous, on April 7, 2011 02:39:36
Todd, here's a quarter and a slice of pizza...now bend over and squeal like a pig....wait...no...Todd...stop that...I was just kidding...
By anonymous, on April 7, 2011 05:30:00
#14, for real. They call the website "Celebitchy" but if you post a comment remotely bitchy you get moderated from then out. It's so stupid. Celebrity gossip site for uptight, middle aged soccer moms.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2011 08:23:39
#14, for real. They call the website "Celebitchy" but if you post a comment remotely bitchy you get moderated from then out. It's so stupid, and every article is "So and so did such and such and they seem like nice people so let's all wish them the best." Celebrity gossip site for uptight, middle aged soccer moms.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2011 08:26:27
I can't be the only one here who thinks the "old man" was Wynonna.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2011 15:02:42
Why are you making a joke about a child being molested? Do you think it's acceptable ?DO you perhaps have sick thoughts towards children? Do you not think it's a real crime?
By anonymous, on April 7, 2011 23:56:32
i hadn't been to this site in months. i forgot how disgusting AND unfunny it was.
my mistake.
i hope you get raped.
By anonymous, on April 9, 2011 04:19:16
#14/39: Cosign. That site is God awful, and the writers are a couple of witless wannabes.
By anonymous, on April 9, 2011 15:05:40
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