The people who ask me how sex works with my boyfriend] are very conservative people...
I don't think so, honey. Conservative people would barely know who the fuck you are, much less how some Russian freak of nature stuffs his cock in your muff.
hey dbeezy there arnt many 14yr old fathers but we all agree its still very possible to have a child at 14. hence the motion by #6 still stands, any guy wanting to fuck a chick 1/3 his weight, 2 1/2foot smaller, 14yrs his junior and bearly legal enough to take into a bar for a drink needs his computer checking for kiddy porn. most people think it im just saying it :-)
#4 & #6 no they're not. #10 killed your statement too. And women consent, there is no forcing them. If you're a chick then the guys your girl pals overlooked when 19 that were they're age because they were busy banging 24 year old dudes just got smart to the system. My parents are 10+ years apart and have been happily married 30 years. As a man ages, if he keeps his shit together his options grow. A womans seem to weaken (Klitschko can pass on 30+ women, etc).
She's 21, he is 35. If this were my daughter, I would seriously question a grown ass man that dates 21 year olds or younger. That just screams predator/huge pervert to me and to most people with a brain.
#14 just because you're not forced into something doesn't make it right. I am 25 and I have many acquaintances in their 30's. None are married, nor date someone that much younger. Only creeps, or losers who are desperately trying to hang onto their youths do.
I don't normally comment on something so petty, but crap, #14 can you please attempt some punctuation and grammar? Informal or not, that is just plain difficult to read.
#2 BZZZTTT! Try again, conservatives are usually the world biggest hypocrites and are far kinkier in the bedroom from their puritanical upbringing. Ever have the pleasure of having a tryst with a preachers daughter? Entirely wild and kinky, best sex ever compared to some liberal hippy chick.
Men age like fine wine. Only women shouldn't date, someone much younger, than themselfs . After all, chick's have a much shorter shelf-life. That's why it's okay to bang young pussy.
Hey, they make those huge rubber fists and chicks have no problem ramming those up there... he can't be that big. Although, she will be dragging her lips around for years. Unless she gets them trimmed up.
#31, yeah...your mom likes the fist attachment on the Anal Intruder. The police found her impaled on it. The surgeons worked for hours, but couldn't get the smile off of her face.
Holy shit, when did all the Puritans come out of the woodwork. (esp #16 & 17). Who cares if he's 85 and she's 18, it's legal and nobody else's business. #16 if she was your daughter, she's 21 and it's none of your damn business what her sex life is, I think you're the perv for wondering about your adult daughter's sex life.
A whole new generation of Puritans and fat old ladies would love to raise the age of consent to 25.
um ok...i was under the impression that sex is hard for them cuz is hard to find any comfortable positions for them, not cuz his dick is huge...not all big guys have big dicks...and pussies stretch to fit it all in anyway...but the size diff. of their bodies must make lining shit up pretty difficult....
lol@25. You're an idiot. Women live longer than men and so it would make sense not the other way around. I will say it's odd that at 19 she's dated men so much older than she is, especially when men hit their sexual peak a lot younger than women do. But maybe she's one of the ones that likes a certain age and throughout her life will keep dating them that age. She'll be fifty and still dating 30 yr olds. Who knows..it's her life.
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Leave Your CommentCome on, sex tape!
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 09:24:44
The people who ask me how sex works with my boyfriend] are very conservative people...
I don't think so, honey. Conservative people would barely know who the fuck you are, much less how some Russian freak of nature stuffs his cock in your muff.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 09:25:10
She was cast in a movie? Now that's shocking!
By duder, on April 12, 2011 09:27:56
Men that date women who could be their daughters are plain creepy.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 09:40:57
Five feet tall? She looks like a dwarf, midget or whatever those short people are. Arms and legs are all stumpy relative to her torso. Freaky.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 09:43:50
Men that date women who could be their daughters are plain creepy.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 09:51:04
i would imagine that missionary is out of the question. her legs would snap off like a G I Joe.
By sANDPAPERYbUCKET, on April 12, 2011 10:14:27
Big woman-big hole...little woman-all hole...
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 10:14:32
Spinner!!!
By Pk, on April 12, 2011 10:17:15
There aren't too many 14 year old fathers, #6. Try again.
By DBeezy, on April 12, 2011 10:33:22
There aren't too many 14 year old fathers, #6. Try again.
By DBeezy, on April 12, 2011 10:33:26
There aren't too many 14 year old fathers, #6. Try again.
By DBeezy, on April 12, 2011 10:33:34
hey dbeezy there arnt many 14yr old fathers but we all agree its still very possible to have a child at 14. hence the motion by #6 still stands, any guy wanting to fuck a chick 1/3 his weight, 2 1/2foot smaller, 14yrs his junior and bearly legal enough to take into a bar for a drink needs his computer checking for kiddy porn. most people think it im just saying it :-)
By andy, on April 12, 2011 11:17:22
#4 & #6 no they're not. #10 killed your statement too. And women consent, there is no forcing them. If you're a chick then the guys your girl pals overlooked when 19 that were they're age because they were busy banging 24 year old dudes just got smart to the system. My parents are 10+ years apart and have been happily married 30 years. As a man ages, if he keeps his shit together his options grow. A womans seem to weaken (Klitschko can pass on 30+ women, etc).
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 11:17:23
So, at 19 she went from the arms of one 33 year old man to another?
If nothing else, she's consistently unstable!
By joejoe, on April 12, 2011 11:25:04
She's 21, he is 35. If this were my daughter, I would seriously question a grown ass man that dates 21 year olds or younger. That just screams predator/huge pervert to me and to most people with a brain.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 11:31:14
#14 just because you're not forced into something doesn't make it right. I am 25 and I have many acquaintances in their 30's. None are married, nor date someone that much younger. Only creeps, or losers who are desperately trying to hang onto their youths do.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 11:47:35
I don't normally comment on something so petty, but crap, #14 can you please attempt some punctuation and grammar? Informal or not, that is just plain difficult to read.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 11:59:35
#2 BZZZTTT! Try again, conservatives are usually the world biggest hypocrites and are far kinkier in the bedroom from their puritanical upbringing. Ever have the pleasure of having a tryst with a preachers daughter? Entirely wild and kinky, best sex ever compared to some liberal hippy chick.
By chucky, on April 12, 2011 12:09:22
We assume sex is somewhat painful cause he's a big guy (with a monster penis), but what if he was a small dick???
By Brenda, on April 12, 2011 12:51:04
probably a small dick and a huge snatch. I dated a girl that was 4'11" and her snatch had enough room for 11".......around.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 13:00:09
"I must break you"
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 13:00:44
Ever see the movie Mighty Joe Young?
By Hawk, on April 12, 2011 13:24:18
My vagina is cool with it, and my cervix concurs.
By Cubs Fan, on April 12, 2011 13:28:16
Men age like fine wine. Only women shouldn't date, someone much younger, than themselfs . After all, chick's have a much shorter shelf-life. That's why it's okay to bang young pussy.
By THE TRUTH, on April 12, 2011 13:37:44
True love is all, that matters. Who cares about a few years difference, between two consenting adults?
By HEF, on April 12, 2011 13:47:26
he looks like he is walking his little sister to school, aaack! This relationship is every pedophile's dream.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 14:12:04
That guy used to go out with Supermodel Karolina Kurnikova. he is really scraping the barrel now.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 14:19:06
will someone explain the post to me? I don't get the skynet, papers lost etc.
By clueless, on April 12, 2011 14:28:25
I vote in favor of a sex tape.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 14:31:33
Hey, they make those huge rubber fists and chicks have no problem ramming those up there... he can't be that big. Although, she will be dragging her lips around for years. Unless she gets them trimmed up.
By WangChung , on April 12, 2011 14:46:01
On what planet is she hot?
By CLUELESS, on April 12, 2011 14:47:15
why dont u just tell everyone the truth- he has a small dick.
thats why he beats up people for a living.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 14:47:39
#31, yeah...your mom likes the fist attachment on the Anal Intruder. The police found her impaled on it. The surgeons worked for hours, but couldn't get the smile off of her face.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 15:51:47
whatever, he is hot...
go haydie! or whatever her name is
By cherry2000, on April 12, 2011 16:41:49
I've never laughed out loud before from anything before until that Rihanna comment. Never saw it coming, that shit is fucking GOLD.
By Deadsider, on April 12, 2011 16:49:30
@29 It is a Terminator reference.
By T-800, on April 12, 2011 17:11:43
She is looking for a daddy.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 17:47:38
Holy shit, when did all the Puritans come out of the woodwork. (esp #16 & 17). Who cares if he's 85 and she's 18, it's legal and nobody else's business. #16 if she was your daughter, she's 21 and it's none of your damn business what her sex life is, I think you're the perv for wondering about your adult daughter's sex life.
A whole new generation of Puritans and fat old ladies would love to raise the age of consent to 25.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 18:29:17
Older guys usually know more how to fuck.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 19:04:37
Well, on the plus side, she can blow him standing up. That's good for her knees.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 19:19:26
My ex was 6'6" with a normal sized penis. It's the tall skinny rock n' roll guys that have monster dicks. Everyone knows that.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 22:58:09
#29 - its a resident evil reference
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 23:56:19
The sentence "we find a way" speaks volumes; I guess clamps, a jam jar and lots of vaseline only go so far.
Either that or he has a tiny prick.
By Mr Anonymous!, on April 13, 2011 00:06:49
People need to calm down. Just because a guy is huge doesn't mean his peen is, something I know from personal experience.
By anonymous, on April 13, 2011 00:09:48
He must have a really tiny dick. And she's disgusting.
By anonymous, on April 13, 2011 04:10:05
She's like his own personal fleshlight.
By anonymous, on April 13, 2011 04:13:45
lol
Check out all the aging, scared chicks here trying to pretend that a guy in his 30s should not date a chick in her twenties.
I can hear your crow's feet crinkle in anger....
By anonymous, on April 13, 2011 06:39:22
Anyone who thinks it's normal for a man in his 30's to bang someone that looks like a 15 year old kid is secretly a pedo.
By anonymous, on April 13, 2011 08:10:12
one of the reasons they invented KY
By a prince formerly known as an artist, on April 13, 2011 08:14:32
on second thought , even with KY AND astroglide , this is gonna hurt
By a prince formerly known as an artist, on April 13, 2011 08:22:03
on second thought , even with KY AND astroglide , this is gonna hurt
By a prince formerly known as an artist, on April 13, 2011 08:22:05
#34 your not funny. hang it up.
By anonymous, on April 13, 2011 09:21:41
Hayden, we know your a little bitchy tramp! Just STFU already!!!
By Superman, on April 13, 2011 09:43:23
um ok...i was under the impression that sex is hard for them cuz is hard to find any comfortable positions for them, not cuz his dick is huge...not all big guys have big dicks...and pussies stretch to fit it all in anyway...but the size diff. of their bodies must make lining shit up pretty difficult....
By anonymous, on April 13, 2011 12:34:28
whats wrong with a russian beating up hayden pussy like its appollo crede? If I was a 6'6 guy I would do it...talk about spinner.
By anonymous, on April 13, 2011 12:39:34
lol@ #45.
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I guess ya'll haven't seen those tiny porn stars. There is always a way to get her done. Hell a baby can come out of that thang. lol.
By Jillian, on April 13, 2011 14:00:14
No worries..steroids shrink the fuck out of the penis.He can fit.With room to spare.
By anonymous, on April 13, 2011 14:57:27
lol@25. You're an idiot. Women live longer than men and so it would make sense not the other way around. I will say it's odd that at 19 she's dated men so much older than she is, especially when men hit their sexual peak a lot younger than women do. But maybe she's one of the ones that likes a certain age and throughout her life will keep dating them that age. She'll be fifty and still dating 30 yr olds. Who knows..it's her life.
By anonymous, on April 14, 2011 05:30:31
she looks like a midget compared to him
By void513, on April 14, 2011 20:35:43
#48-I'm 19 and I find this wrong too...Not illegal, but creepy nonetheless.
By anonymous, on April 16, 2011 07:41:26
Maybe he just sticks it in an inch.
By anonymous, on April 18, 2011 16:22:57
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