I like my women like I like my matzo: unleavened.--The Hebrew Hammer
By anonymous, on April 23, 2011 07:28:08
Way to choose the stupid outfit!You're not a teenager. Your school days ended in the 80s, lady.You really just look like a 44 year old stripper playing to the Japanese businessmen in the front row.
By joejoe, on April 23, 2011 07:29:59
Oh, and the last people you'd get to believe in 44 year old high schoolers are Asians.
By joejoe, on April 23, 2011 07:31:52
NOOOOOO! Don't get that breast reduction, Jess!!!!(I know it was sarcasm, but still made me sad)
By tizzle, on April 23, 2011 07:49:24
Hahaha the comments are right. She pretty much looks like she is dressed like an old stripper. Great post Jess.
By anonymous, on April 23, 2011 11:08:05
Too bad Paris Hilton doesn't run over her.
By anonymous, on April 23, 2011 14:32:26
Wait she is a rican ,thought they all don't graduate till they are 44
By Mel. A. Noma., on April 24, 2011 05:43:30
hey Jess- post a pic of your tits! Then we can all see if you need a reduction or not. purely for scientific reasons, of course.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2011 19:36:07
She sucks soooooo fucking much on AI"How can I cut you?""This is hard! Why am I doing this?"BitchHow the fuck is she going to do her own show?People don't watch AI for the judgesThey watch it for the competition(I think AI sucks donkey cock, but I don't watch it)The only good thing about announcing this is:Here are 60 minutes I WON'T have to get back!J-Lo was terrific in "U-turn" (movie with Sean Penn)Watch itHer ass is hot in that oneIt wasn't the size of the Titanic yetOh well...
By World Class Dick, on April 25, 2011 13:26:23
Why can't she do both, she is the hardest working woman in showbiz.
By anonymous, on April 25, 2011 15:34:27
By anonymous, on April 25, 2011 15:52:33
At one point, J-Lo was TCIMWTF (the celebrity I most want to fuck). But she's gotten so full of herself ... and her ass has gotten full of cottage cheese ... that she's slipped off that hallowed podium.J-Lo is old news. She needs to accept that fact.
By LA Tall Man, on April 25, 2011 20:18:02
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Leave Your CommentI like my women like I like my matzo: unleavened.
--The Hebrew Hammer
By anonymous, on April 23, 2011 07:28:08
Way to choose the stupid outfit!
You're not a teenager.
Your school days ended in the 80s, lady.
You really just look like a 44 year old stripper playing to the Japanese businessmen in the front row.
By joejoe, on April 23, 2011 07:29:59
Oh, and the last people you'd get to believe in 44 year old high schoolers are Asians.
By joejoe, on April 23, 2011 07:31:52
NOOOOOO! Don't get that breast reduction, Jess!!!!
(I know it was sarcasm, but still made me sad)
By tizzle, on April 23, 2011 07:49:24
Hahaha the comments are right. She pretty much looks like she is dressed like an old stripper. Great post Jess.
By anonymous, on April 23, 2011 11:08:05
Too bad Paris Hilton doesn't run over her.
By anonymous, on April 23, 2011 14:32:26
Wait she is a rican ,thought they all don't graduate till they are 44
By Mel. A. Noma., on April 24, 2011 05:43:30
hey Jess- post a pic of your tits! Then we can all see if you need a reduction or not. purely for scientific reasons, of course.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2011 19:36:07
She sucks soooooo fucking much on AI
"How can I cut you?"
"This is hard! Why am I doing this?"
Bitch
How the fuck is she going to do her own show?
People don't watch AI for the judges
They watch it for the competition
(I think AI sucks donkey cock, but I don't watch it)
The only good thing about announcing this is:
Here are 60 minutes I WON'T have to get back!
J-Lo was terrific in "U-turn" (movie with Sean Penn)
Watch it
Her ass is hot in that one
It wasn't the size of the Titanic yet
Oh well...
By World Class Dick, on April 25, 2011 13:26:23
Why can't she do both, she is the hardest working woman in showbiz.
By anonymous, on April 25, 2011 15:34:27
Why can't she do both, she is the hardest working woman in showbiz.
By anonymous, on April 25, 2011 15:52:33
At one point, J-Lo was TCIMWTF (the celebrity I most want to fuck). But she's gotten so full of herself ... and her ass has gotten full of cottage cheese ... that she's slipped off that hallowed podium.
J-Lo is old news. She needs to accept that fact.
By LA Tall Man, on April 25, 2011 20:18:02
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