Her teeth aren't that bad. They aren't perfect by any means but they aren't 100% busted up either. She's as country as a chicken coop but she's managed to be sexy in her own way.
(From the trial on trademark infringement) Atty: "Sir, how much does the doll resemble Ms. Cyrus?" Disney exec: "Well, the facial features are similar. The size of the breasts is not similar and the vagina not apper to be very similar. Of course, I saw those parts of Ms. Cyrus when she was 14, so they my have changed since then." Atty: "ummm... Do you want to change that answer?" Disney exec: "No. Oh. Yes. Yes I do. I ment I sw them on the internet. Because we at Disney would never ogle underage girls." Atty: "Thank you." Disney exec: "But if we did... MAN! Miley would be at the top of the list!" Atty: "Thank you." Disney exec: "Mmmmmm... So tight. So young. So... Can I be excused Judge? I need to masturbate." Judge: "me too. Court recessed. Bailiff, bring that doll to my chambers for - uh - inspection."
I'm willing to bet the model on the box has way more talent than Miley and probably less incest which is rare for porn stars considering it's their broken childhoods that lead them into that industry in the first place.
Sex dolls are lame. The ones that are BAD ASS are the ones that cost like 6 to 7 Thousand dollars. Now THOSE are awesome. Not that I own one or can afford one but if I had stupid money to spend I would totally get one. But then again if I had stupid money I could get a Real girl. A gold-digger but real.
23 Comments:
Leave Your CommentThe doll is missing her "Hello, I'm Mr Ed" teeth for starters....
By Dagon, on April 3, 2011 18:55:46
The girl on the box cover may be porn star Ashlyn Rae.
By jeneral, on April 3, 2011 20:21:02
Her teeth aren't that bad. They aren't perfect by any means but they aren't 100% busted up either. She's as country as a chicken coop but she's managed to be sexy in her own way.
By anonymous, on April 3, 2011 20:35:26
i want one.
By anonymous, on April 3, 2011 22:43:23
The cover of that box alone almost makes me want to buy one.. That's the hottest shopped (?) pic ever of her.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2011 00:06:36
WOW, the chick on the Box is WAYYYY hotter than Miley.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2011 02:29:58
I'd fuck the doill and make her watch
By World Class Dick, on April 4, 2011 03:14:29
i'd rather the bitch on the boxs achy breaky holes than mileys inbreed replica
By billy ray, on April 4, 2011 03:33:05
Any idea who the model on the box cover is? Name please...
By anonymous, on April 4, 2011 03:59:03
Does the doll come with an annoying nasal voice and a over inflated sense of self worth?
By anonymous, on April 4, 2011 05:11:44
(From the trial on trademark infringement)
Atty: "Sir, how much does the doll resemble Ms. Cyrus?"
Disney exec: "Well, the facial features are similar.
The size of the breasts is not similar and the vagina not apper to be very similar.
Of course, I saw those parts of Ms. Cyrus when she was 14, so they my have changed since then."
Atty: "ummm... Do you want to change that answer?"
Disney exec: "No. Oh. Yes. Yes I do. I ment I sw them on the internet. Because we at Disney would never ogle underage girls."
Atty: "Thank you."
Disney exec: "But if we did... MAN! Miley would be at the top of the list!"
Atty: "Thank you."
Disney exec: "Mmmmmm... So tight. So young. So... Can I be excused Judge? I need to masturbate."
Judge: "me too. Court recessed. Bailiff, bring that doll to my chambers for - uh - inspection."
By Disneyland of perverts, on April 4, 2011 05:36:30
I'm willing to bet the model on the box has way more talent than Miley and probably less incest which is rare for porn stars considering it's their broken childhoods that lead them into that industry in the first place.
By chucky, on April 4, 2011 05:47:38
If her tits were really that big she'd be way more popular than she is now.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2011 06:32:57
At this point, I'm sure Miley Cyrus IS a sex doll.
By FreakyFraser, on April 4, 2011 06:35:19
#14 FTW!
By anonymous, on April 4, 2011 07:12:18
"Three Achey Love Holes"
By anonymous, on April 4, 2011 07:36:04
It's gotta be better than the Lady Gaga sex doll.
By JAC, on April 4, 2011 08:13:30
Sex dolls are lame. The ones that are BAD ASS are the ones that cost like 6 to 7 Thousand dollars. Now THOSE are awesome. Not that I own one or can afford one but if I had stupid money to spend I would totally get one. But then again if I had stupid money I could get a Real girl. A gold-digger but real.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2011 09:10:46
Mom & dad must be so proud. At least dad has the real thing. What's Disney's cut.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2011 12:16:14
Now where's the Lola (emily osment) love doll?
By anonymous, on April 4, 2011 18:18:17
LOL and for an extra $9.95, you get a blow-up of the father which you can put on a corner chair and it sits and watch as you fuck his daughter.
By anonymous, on April 5, 2011 03:46:25
fuck that doll till it blows up ,you know miley is great in the sack all of her 3 holes are sweet and tight
By miley you have awesome holes, on April 5, 2011 08:25:06
Speaking of young hot chicks, did anyone see Jeanette McCurdy (who is now 18 btw) at the CMA Awards? She looked GOOD
By anonymous, on April 5, 2011 09:01:54
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