See, that's the thing. Claudia Schiffer also claimed to be an attorney, but also as in this case turned out to possess only a bachelor's degree. The fact that the chicks can confuse the two makes me believe that they're gibbering airheads, degree or no degree. That of course would not prevent me from plowing her until the cows come home, however.
Ditto what 13 said. It law was so important to her she'd be practicing by now. But, easy money is in modelling, at least for now. It irritates me when people say they have aspirations they don't really possess, like that woman who claimed she had training to be a forensic geneticist, but didn't know what the basic building blocks of DNA, ATGC, stood for when she was on the Daily Show. She played some borg woman on one of the Star Trek spin offs. Jon Stewart isn't a science major either, but he knew.
Yeah we also believe your ridiculous ass is real like you keep saying, oh and that youre not sleeping in motel rooms with strangers for money. Oops, you never bring that one up huh Sophie. Go back to Australia and suck a kangaroo SLORE.
Such a ridiculous figure. Now if she'd just stop over-grooming her eyebrows and wearing that bad hot-pink lipstick...oh, and sit on my face...she'd be perfect!
Wow. Nice to see this site has its share of queers and bitter (probably fat) aging women who come and visit. How open-minded of you, Todd.
ANyway, this woman is hot beyond words. Any straight guy - even the geekiest, masturbatory nerd - would shoot his mother in face just to get a look at Sophie's balloon knot.
Bolt on titties and ass implants look good covered up in clothing. That's what they're designed to do. But when you peel the clothes away, or put your hands on them, they're a shadow of the real thing, horrible to look at, horrible to touch. Technology and medical procedures have only come so far.
Hence the reason she has left her clothes on, I believe.
36 Comments:
Leave Your CommentThis is the mother of all cock-teases. SHAME on you, Sophie. SHAME! Back down under with you!
By The SNG, on April 26, 2011 04:44:57
It looks like she did something weird to her face.
By anonymous, on April 26, 2011 05:06:27
I would empty gallons and gallons of my semen into this woman. The perfect sex package.
By anonymous, on April 26, 2011 05:07:55
Fucking Prude!!!
By anonymous, on April 26, 2011 05:19:08
See, that's the thing. Claudia Schiffer also claimed to be an attorney, but also as in this case turned out to possess only a bachelor's degree. The fact that the chicks can confuse the two makes me believe that they're gibbering airheads, degree or no degree. That of course would not prevent me from plowing her until the cows come home, however.
By Fred, on April 26, 2011 05:41:20
That's a nice package.
By anonymous, on April 26, 2011 05:54:14
What happened, Todd? Did she not return your 1,564,398 Twitter requests? Boy, you have really turned on her fast.
By anonymous, on April 26, 2011 06:40:04
I would make sure that my face spent considerable time between her legs.
By anonymous, on April 26, 2011 07:09:21
Not even any camel toe.
By anonymous, on April 26, 2011 07:27:03
photoshop
By anonymous, on April 26, 2011 07:28:05
I'd just like to say 'ditto that!' to comments 9 and 10....
By joejoe, on April 26, 2011 08:30:25
She has a nice ass and that's about it. Even her tits don't look as fake as her face, which could easily rival Joan River.
By anonymous, on April 26, 2011 08:58:40
Just because you play chess at a bar doesn't "prove" you have superior intelligence. I"m not saying she doesn't....just making a point.
By anonymous, on April 26, 2011 09:19:21
FINGER LICKIN' GOOD! YUMMEY!
By anonymous, on April 26, 2011 09:55:59
#12, do you enjoy the taste of cock?
By anonymous, on April 26, 2011 12:00:07
I can't believe this chick is under 30. She's hot, plastic and all, but she looks much older than 26 (almost 27)!
By anonymous, on April 26, 2011 12:11:38
Everything about her is fake! Fake tits and ass. Anyone can pump silicone in their body. FN tease!!
By anonymous, on April 26, 2011 12:27:56
@5: The bachelor of laws degree is sufficient to practice law in Australia (and many other places, as well). You learned something today!
By anonymous, on April 26, 2011 12:42:02
this is the ultimate "you're doing it wrong"
By chucky, on April 26, 2011 13:01:22
leg photoshop fail
By anonymous, on April 26, 2011 15:30:20
Her body is perfect. goddamn PERFECT. Minus the fake tits but perfect.
By Krissy, on April 26, 2011 16:45:43
When I click on the main photo I get a 404 error.
By anonymous, on April 26, 2011 19:14:58
That body was designed in a lab. Just perfect. Unreal.
By anonymous, on April 27, 2011 04:13:01
Ditto what 13 said. It law was so important to her she'd be practicing by now. But, easy money is in modelling, at least for now. It irritates me when people say they have aspirations they don't really possess, like that woman who claimed she had training to be a forensic geneticist, but didn't know what the basic building blocks of DNA, ATGC, stood for when she was on the Daily Show. She played some borg woman on one of the Star Trek spin offs. Jon Stewart isn't a science major either, but he knew.
By anonymous, on April 27, 2011 04:38:16
"What is, this the Nordstrom catalog?"
ah, memories...
By Fapfapfapfapfap, on April 27, 2011 04:49:32
Yeah we also believe your ridiculous ass is real like you keep saying, oh and that youre not sleeping in motel rooms with strangers for money. Oops, you never bring that one up huh Sophie. Go back to Australia and suck a kangaroo SLORE.
By anonymous, on April 27, 2011 05:25:49
no comments about the lace choker?
By anonymous, on April 27, 2011 08:25:52
Fred-
The law degree conferred in most other countries is the bachelor of laws degree. It is the equivalent of the juris doctor degree in the US. Fyi.
By anonymous, on April 27, 2011 08:46:20
Such a ridiculous figure. Now if she'd just stop over-grooming her eyebrows and wearing that bad hot-pink lipstick...oh, and sit on my face...she'd be perfect!
By anonymous, on April 27, 2011 11:20:09
She's a little cankly.
By Joe Mahma, on April 27, 2011 12:01:02
Wow. Nice to see this site has its share of queers and bitter (probably fat) aging women who come and visit. How open-minded of you, Todd.
ANyway, this woman is hot beyond words. Any straight guy - even the geekiest, masturbatory nerd - would shoot his mother in face just to get a look at Sophie's balloon knot.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 02:21:25
#31 or maybe not everyone is into plastic faces and tits.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 07:52:27
#32 FTW. Butt implants? Seriously?
By chucky, on April 28, 2011 10:41:43
Bolt on titties and ass implants look good covered up in clothing. That's what they're designed to do. But when you peel the clothes away, or put your hands on them, they're a shadow of the real thing, horrible to look at, horrible to touch. Technology and medical procedures have only come so far.
Hence the reason she has left her clothes on, I believe.
By anonymous, on May 1, 2011 00:43:12
Her ass is all padding! look at pics of her in a bikini! How has no one seen this? Am I taking crazy pills?
By anonymous, on May 2, 2011 12:49:31
How does her Bachelor's degree in law make her a lawyer?
By anonymous, on May 2, 2011 12:59:42
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