I'm a typical reader here, and I gotta say that people give Kirstie Alley way too much crap. Dude, she 60 years old. Star Trek II was done in 1982. People need to get over the whole "she's fat" thing. She is what she is, and even if she lost 200 pounds, she'd look like..well, Kim Catrell. eek.
I used to work with a woman who was like Kirstie in every way. Looks, size, girth, mass, buoyancy. As cool as she was, all I can remember was the smell of bad perfume & rancid fat bleeding though her pores. If that guy wasn't gay before he sure is now...
@1 are you f'ing kidding me? She is the reason why a great show like "Dead Like Me" was cancelled and kicked off of show time. She was all buddy buddy with a brand new exec there and he gave her a stupid show that flopped hard than her landing herself at the beach.
Jabba the Kirstie is absolutely disgusting. Watching her 8 chins jiggle while she bellows out a laugh backstage after popping dudes ligaments tells me she's done this before......only it was back home in her lair before she released the fucking Rancor on Luke Skywalker.
Kirstie Kreme is a fat slut that literally makes my skin crawl every time she open her jizz encrusted twinkie vacuum.
According to people at the show, Kirstie had wolfed down 3 burritos from Chipotle before the show and was cracking SBDs that made the guy briefly pass out.
anyone that fat who goes on that show deserves whatever ridicule for being fat that they get. + being fat is her payday. and lol at celebrity retardedness she actually has her own weight loss program.
This is so funny, and this show is making him look like a chubby chaser, even though he probably isn't one. Too good looking to be chasing chubbies. Hopefully he is getting paid at least high six figures, and it comes with a good health plan. He needs it.
I thought this was dancing with the stars not worlds strongest man competion, where is Magnus Van Magnuson when you need him? You have a 180 pound dancer trying to gracefully pull a polar bear on the dance floor and people are shocked his ACL snapped. I liked it better when they tossed the kegs around!
good thing they had a rescue dog to sniff out his location under her after they fell. also fortunate that the crane they used to lift kirsty so they could pull him out was able to get in the building. too bad travolta wasnt there to lay hands on him to heal him.
Another memorable moment to add to her list. First it was looking Hott with pointy ears on. Second it was thanking Parker for all those years with "The Big One" and now this.
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I'm a typical reader here, and I gotta say that people give Kirstie Alley way too much crap. Dude, she 60 years old. Star Trek II was done in 1982. People need to get over the whole "she's fat" thing. She is what she is, and even if she lost 200 pounds, she'd look like..well, Kim Catrell. eek.
Now, the Scientology thing, hell, Bombs Away.
By anonymous, on April 5, 2011 05:01:31
I used to work with a woman who was like Kirstie in every way. Looks, size, girth, mass, buoyancy. As cool as she was, all I can remember was the smell of bad perfume & rancid fat bleeding though her pores. If that guy wasn't gay before he sure is now...
By anonymous, on April 5, 2011 05:15:01
@1 are you f'ing kidding me? She is the reason why a great show like "Dead Like Me" was cancelled and kicked off of show time. She was all buddy buddy with a brand new exec there and he gave her a stupid show that flopped hard than her landing herself at the beach.
By anonymous, on April 5, 2011 05:16:26
I like Kirstie Alley, I hope she wins.
By anonymous, on April 5, 2011 05:20:13
#3, The reason "Dead Like Me" was canned was because it jumped the shark 5 episodes in when Bryan Fuller left. THAT'S why, nothing Kirstie did.
By anonymous, on April 5, 2011 05:29:11
Looks like he went off screen to collapse at the end.
By anonymous, on April 5, 2011 05:29:46
It's a tibia, idiot - not tibula...that would be fibula...but nice try.
By anonymous, on April 5, 2011 05:29:50
jesus, don't make me watch the whole thing - what timecode did the event happen?
By anonymous, on April 5, 2011 05:47:12
Jabba the Kirstie is absolutely disgusting. Watching her 8 chins jiggle while she bellows out a laugh backstage after popping dudes ligaments tells me she's done this before......only it was back home in her lair before she released the fucking Rancor on Luke Skywalker.
Kirstie Kreme is a fat slut that literally makes my skin crawl every time she open her jizz encrusted twinkie vacuum.
By anonymous, on April 5, 2011 05:48:52
"his knee finally succumbed to the tsunami of BMI and heart disease that he's been bombarded with for the last three weeks."
classic
By mainj, on April 5, 2011 05:53:32
I was expecting something more Theissman-esque.
By Lawrence Taylor, on April 5, 2011 05:54:16
Wow, that fat cow almost ended that poor man's career. I got to give him credit, he really tried hard not to let her fall.
You could tell he was in serious pain for those few seconds afterward. Haha the funniest part is when he pushes her away when they both stand up.
By She's Fat, on April 5, 2011 05:56:22
According to people at the show, Kirstie had wolfed down 3 burritos from Chipotle before the show and was cracking SBDs that made the guy briefly pass out.
By anonymous, on April 5, 2011 06:09:19
I have nothing to add, but that was a funny-ass post Todd. "..her partner Thor" LMAO
By duder, on April 5, 2011 06:16:03
anyone that fat who goes on that show deserves whatever ridicule for being fat that they get.
+ being fat is her payday.
and lol at celebrity retardedness she actually has her own weight loss program.
By anonymous, on April 5, 2011 06:26:21
This is why you never see fat women in Olympic Pair Skating.
By anonymous, on April 5, 2011 06:39:10
Comedy gold. Thanks for making me laugh today. Good job.
By anonymous, on April 5, 2011 06:40:09
The best part is everyone trying to delicately not say to her face that she was not too fat and he didn't drop her because of that. Fucking hilarious.
"You did nothing wrong!" Lol.
By Deadsider, on April 5, 2011 06:42:00
Whatever. I want to tongue Brooke Burke's ass.
By anonymous, on April 5, 2011 06:56:39
@3 and 5: Dead Like Me? I don't recall her in Dead Like Me, and a quick glance at her IMDB page doesn't reveal a Dead Like Me appearance.
By Chelsea Morning, on April 5, 2011 07:00:13
@20 she was not in Dead Like Me. Her show "Fat Actress" took the place of Dead Like me.
from #3
By anonymous, on April 5, 2011 07:30:32
Fuckin graceful!
By anonymous, on April 5, 2011 07:38:45
It's NOT her fault, you callous assholes!
The producers are entirely to blame for this.
Kirstie should have been partnered with a hovercraft.
By joejoe, on April 5, 2011 08:00:42
You guys are so damn funny! I was laughing so hard I after reading this entry, I almost pooped myself!
By anonymous, on April 5, 2011 08:04:11
WOW he almost broke his leg trying to lift her up poor russian dude
By HEY LOSE WEIGHT ALREADY, on April 5, 2011 08:17:04
I give her credit for not running off the screen crying. That was mortifying.
By anonymous, on April 5, 2011 09:18:33
L.O.L.
By anonymous, on April 5, 2011 10:05:42
This is so funny, and this show is making him look like a chubby chaser, even though he probably isn't one. Too good looking to be chasing chubbies. Hopefully he is getting paid at least high six figures, and it comes with a good health plan. He needs it.
By anonymous, on April 5, 2011 10:23:42
I thought this was dancing with the stars not worlds strongest man competion, where is Magnus Van Magnuson when you need him? You have a 180 pound dancer trying to gracefully pull a polar bear on the dance floor and people are shocked his ACL snapped. I liked it better when they tossed the kegs around!
By Bill Kazmier, on April 5, 2011 13:41:09
Kirstie Alley's partner should replaced by Lawrence Taylor
By KG, on April 5, 2011 14:30:03
Not a chubby chaser. He was engaged to this POA. http://www.karinasmirnoff.com/
By anonymous, on April 5, 2011 14:43:28
good thing they had a rescue dog to sniff out his location under her after they fell.
also fortunate that the crane they used to lift kirsty so they could pull him out was able to get in the building.
too bad travolta wasnt there to lay hands on him to heal him.
By GILBERT GODFRYED, on April 5, 2011 15:57:02
Another memorable moment to add to her list.
First it was looking Hott with pointy ears on.
Second it was thanking Parker for all those years with "The Big One"
and now this.
By Underpants Gnome, on April 6, 2011 15:46:58
Those are some pretty corpulent gams she's got there. You can tell she's mental.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 18:10:06
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