My local grocery store has shelved this across the aisle from the candy and cookies. I think there might be some serious weight loss going on in my neighborhood.
The singer's *airbrushed* photo looks like a fat whale. (Not just a whale, a fat one.) Her attractive (I suppose) husband is shown doting on her fat, middle-aged, airbrushed body.
The whole thing is so Alice in Wonderland it is revolting. That magazine is trying to make fat, middle-aged women think they are still attractive to attractive men and therefore sexually relevant. They can look at fat, washed up, middle-aged Mariah Fatface and think, "Hey, if she is still a sexy momma, I am too!"
And that, America, is why you get all these fat, middle-aged women acting as if they still have some prime punani to offer. Goddam disease, it is.
I love how he's not even looking at the camera, just doting on her. In case there was any doubt that this is all about Mariah Fucking Carey. Nick Who??
There are some damn good looking 40+ year old women don't judge based on Mariah, if I were you comment 17 I would've taken up your grandma's friend on her offer cuz that is all your gonna get ugly.
Uhhh...you all realise she's pregnant, not fat, right? Or are you so used to baby mama's saturating themselves with meth and still being under 100 pounds when pregnant?
#25: Uhhh... yes, we all realiZe that she's pregnant. We all also realiZE she is not the sexy kind of pregnant woman that should be showing her nauseating, gianormous naked ass being groped by that pansy-assed, sickly little husband of hers on the cover of a magazine that is sold in the same places where we buy our food. Duh.
27 Comments:
Leave Your Commentugh....just pure ugh
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 12:58:01
Agreed. What the Hell, Man. Those babies need quit lounging around, get off her damn bladder and get a job. Fuckin' hipsters.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 13:04:22
I knew you were going to post this!
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 13:24:35
Poor Nick, thinking he's going to be involved with raising the kids.
By Hawk, on April 12, 2011 13:35:09
can't some things be private anymore? I think Nick was excited because it was the first time he was allowed to touch her jugs.
Gross!
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 14:03:48
UUGGG SO DAMN GROSS AND MIMI LOOKS HER DAMN AGE, FAT UGLY MS PIGGY BITCH
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 14:20:13
That last line is CLASSIC. I'm still chuckling to myself
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 14:25:22
Those kids' IQ will be about room temperature.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 14:33:37
Attention Mariah: everyone was a baby. Everyone's mother had one. You are not "first". That is all.
By Lil Swan Hakka, on April 12, 2011 15:00:44
WTF..DID MARIAH PAY A SURGEON TO MAKE HER LOOK LIKE ROSIE PEREZ??????
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 15:59:03
Damn, she really does look like Bert Lahr.
By Judy Dorothy Garland, on April 12, 2011 16:47:57
Yeah, why didn't she ask for the big cheek implants?
By joejoe, on April 12, 2011 18:27:55
This ass is all flabby and stinks
By nick nigger, on April 12, 2011 21:04:28
My local grocery store has shelved this across the aisle from the candy and cookies. I think there might be some serious weight loss going on in my neighborhood.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 22:50:06
*singing* if I only had a heart
By anonymous, on April 12, 2011 23:50:09
Jesus, what the fuck??? Bleargh!!!
By Mr Anonymous!, on April 13, 2011 00:07:24
A washed-up 40 year old singer is having a kid.
The singer's *airbrushed* photo looks like a fat whale. (Not just a whale, a fat one.) Her attractive (I suppose) husband is shown doting on her fat, middle-aged, airbrushed body.
The whole thing is so Alice in Wonderland it is revolting. That magazine is trying to make fat, middle-aged women think they are still attractive to attractive men and therefore sexually relevant. They can look at fat, washed up, middle-aged Mariah Fatface and think, "Hey, if she is still a sexy momma, I am too!"
And that, America, is why you get all these fat, middle-aged women acting as if they still have some prime punani to offer. Goddam disease, it is.
By anonymous, on April 13, 2011 02:37:17
He just looks so weak as a man to this over bearing not even cute fat woman.
By lkl, on April 13, 2011 02:38:31
she looks like a troll, i never found her particularly attractive, but my god... thats not a good look
By anonymous, on April 13, 2011 03:13:23
I love how he's not even looking at the camera, just doting on her. In case there was any doubt that this is all about Mariah Fucking Carey. Nick Who??
By anonymous, on April 13, 2011 08:27:18
I'd hit that scottish nanny though...
By todd's small penis, on April 13, 2011 08:33:46
Her face could stop a clock. One of the most OVERRATED people in entertainment. PERIOD!
By anonymous, on April 13, 2011 09:57:21
There are some damn good looking 40+ year old women don't judge based on Mariah, if I were you comment 17 I would've taken up your grandma's friend on her offer cuz that is all your gonna get ugly.
By anonymous, on April 13, 2011 12:30:13
Hey! Don't hate. After all, she IS the King of The Forest.
By anonymous, on April 14, 2011 03:46:33
Uhhh...you all realise she's pregnant, not fat, right? Or are you so used to baby mama's saturating themselves with meth and still being under 100 pounds when pregnant?
By anonymous, on April 14, 2011 04:49:13
freakin' classic...
By anonymous, on April 16, 2011 01:35:38
#25: Uhhh... yes, we all realiZe that she's pregnant. We all also realiZE she is not the sexy kind of pregnant woman that should be showing her nauseating, gianormous naked ass being groped by that pansy-assed, sickly little husband of hers on the cover of a magazine that is sold in the same places where we buy our food. Duh.
By OhPleaseMary, on April 18, 2011 23:16:09
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