#5 - I didn't associate Trump with Conservatives or Tea Partiers. Since I assume you are one, I take it you saw "Trump" and "Conservative" and "Tea Partiers" in the same paragraph and jumped to conclusions. Reading comprehension helps. You should try it.
I'm not a Republican and I can't stand the guy. I certainly could give a shit less where he was born. He is the President and will respect that, but will vote his ass out next year.
Oh, I'm not a racist. I don't like his white half, either.
I'm with #5. Why bring conservatives and the Tea Party into this? We just want strict constitutionalism and a balanced budget. I don't care about the president's birth certificate. I care that the US borrows 40 cents of every dollar we spend. That's $170 million per hour that we borrow because we can't get spending under control. I also care that the last two posts have been about dudes. You should fix that.
tea party people are idiots, they have good ideas, but are funded by the koch brothers and used to help push across the pro business fuck the little guy agenda.
Trump is a complete moron. FYI #4, actually that's not the best part. His citizenry was never in question. You can't be born on the moon and be president, regardless of your U.S. citizenry status. So says the Article 2, Section 1 of the constitution- the "natural born" citizen requirement. This was stupid from the beginning, but nobody was challenging his citizenry.
I actually blame his white half on all the problems of the country. It's so racist to label this guy as African-American..it's actually racist to label any AMERICAN as an AFRICAN-American because as we've pointed out black people are not worthy of just being "AMERICAN"? Todd your a fool. 90% of conservatives and republicans dont' care about the birther issue. It's like me saying all democrats and liberals are either gay/stupid/lazy/on welfare/don't pay taxes. I know that simply applies to few and far between. One thing liberals are good at is pointing fingers and saying "YOU need to do this and YOU need to do that" but not me.
Todd's doing what Todd does best: Telling people they're acting like assholes. If it was the other way around, I'm 100% sure he'd be saying the same thing. Anyone who reads this site reguarly knows that he is not a flag waiving member of either party.
Wow. You got a lot of anger in you, Todd. I hate to play this card, but you obviously hate conservatives and since I am one, I won't be back to the site after this. I've laughed at republican/conservative jokes on here in the past, but you've jumped the shark here and, frankly, shown your ass. Which is unfortunate because you make me laugh when you can trouble yourself to actually post something. And by the way, you're one to be talking about white conservatives being racists with the shit you post on here. Go suck Rachel Maddow's dick.
I guess all we have to question this administration about now is the economy, war and everything that's been going on the last few years... Maybe he'll come up with an answer just as quick as his long form BC.
#11 Why bring Tea Partiesr and Conservatives in this? Because they were the ones, by and large, who were making this an issue before Trump began opening his big yap. Was his birth certificate an issue for EVERY conservative and Tea Partier? Of course not. But that end of the polictal spectrum gave brith to the controversey
This post shows, again, how humor and schtick often fails to translate when the topic changes. Stick to chicks, Todd. When you go political, your veneer of a lack of sophistication is a liability, not the asset it is when talking about some hot POA.
IT'S ABOUT INTEGRITY, YOU BUNCH OF DUMBASSES. If he would have any integrity in him, BO would have done it two years ago. This is neither Republican on Tea Party, but Constitutionally necessary, so suck it Liberals. Get your heads out of your asses. Todd stick to the celebrity gossip, the rest you suck at.
LOL the usual suspects who would normally being spewing racist comments here, are now butthurt because Todd insulted their political ideals. There's the exit, bitches, begone.
IT'S ABOUT INTEGRITY, YOU BUNCH OF DUMBASSES. If he would have any integrity in him, BO would have done it two years ago. This is neither Republican on Tea Party, but Constitutionally necessary, so suck it Liberals. Get your heads out of your asses. Todd stick to the celebrity gossip, the rest you suck at.
Hahaha #23. "I won't be back on this site after this" actually means "I'll be reading even more often than I ever have before"
Suck it up, conservatives. Todd was making a joke. You often wonder why there are no conservative comedians? It's because conservatives have no sense of humor!
Trump always does what's best for publicizing Trump, and he never shows remorse or admits a mistake. So he's going after Obama now because he thinks that's the way public sentiment is going, but he could just as easily turn around and go after the Tea Party or Sarah Palin a few weeks from now if he thought that was the best way to keep the name Trump in the public spotlight. That's all you need to know about how he operates -- he doesn't care if some people hate him; he just wants everyone to remember his name.
As for Obama, he's really turned out to be a younger, more telegenic version of former New York City mayor David Dinkins. Which is not a compliment.
He's a fucking muslim, read it asshole, it's right there. Muslims believe that if your father's a muslim, your a muslim. Radical baptist ministers aren't that much better. Been coming to this site for funny commentary, not your fucking political views liberal douche bag.
You are right Todd! With two wars, a doomed economy, and natural disasters Obama as just issued an executive order telling agencies to improve customer service online. Via The Hill for anyone who can read without pictures. Now let the man get back to campaigning and chatting with Oprah. He's got a country to run you know.
Well said, Todd. Please watch a documentary called "The Billionaire's Tea Party". The entire movement has been financed by the Koch brothers, as it is billionaires such as them who look to gain more money and more power. All the poor, ignorant, Tea Partiers think they're fighting for themselves and their future. How sad and how unwittingly destructive.
You do realize that one of HILLARY CLINTONS SUPPORTERS started the entire "Obama wasn't born in this country movement" right? Of course not cause you are just a stupid fuck who tries to be funny online.
Politics DO NOT suit you, Todd. Thanks for jumping off the fence and falling onto the wrong side. Somehow, this all seems predictable of a liberal.
With that said, Obama is an idiot who has taken this country FURTHER INTO RUIN. The deficit has increased incredibly while he was in office and now gas prices are out of control. And what does Obama do? He drops the reins so he can start his 2012 campaign. He HAS NOT brought this country together. It's polarized beyond belief. And he knew that this certificate issue was going to destroy him in 2012 unless he finally produced the evidence that people have been asking for since FUCKING 2008. So, get off of your high horse and pay attention Todd.
When he loses in 2012 (and he will lose), people will refer to him as the "black Jimmy Carter" and he will be remembered as a failure. African Americans already say that there's "too much white in him" and have started to distance themselves from a man who was declared "the first black president" -- even though he is half white.
So, stop being a douche Todd and stick to the funny blog that you always write. Less politics and more women...
Executive Order for Amnesty, Internet ID, and Media Reform Conference all sound nice but look into them cause these three are next to be rammed down our "collective throats" by-passing the Congress while the Press distracts you. You will wake up one day and think WTH happened to OUR Country.
It's interesting that old Barry has paid millions in legal fees to keep it hidden for so long. I wonder how much you'd have to pay someone to make a "birth certificate" that you would let the public see.
"Obama doesn't have time for silliness" Well maybe if he got off the basketball courts, golf courses, Oprah's Couch, Hollywood and Sharpton's fundraisers maybe just maybe he will notice he is succeeding at destroying the country while the Media and Hollywood dazzles us with B U L L S H I T
Todd, stick to tits & pseudo celebrity crap... I come to this site to get away from the political crap... You are obviously a lefty and that's fine but I dont want to hear about your political veiws... start another site for ramblings...
And a birth certificate has NOTHING to do with race.. he's socialist regardless of his color. The idiot should have released it years ago & saved the drama..
Obamacare... what a joke.. Why should I have to pay for a poor persons obesity, diabetes, emphysema etc... just because I have a job & take resposibility for my choices & own wellbeing ?? I have solution to welfare...get a freakn job
Love that the Tea Party is blamed for the birth certificate debate when it was Hillary's campaign during the primaries that made it an issue in the first place. Besides, Obama could have shown it at any time, but waited two years. He brought this on himself.
Now that we have your attention because you were bleeding in the polls Mr. President will you answer all and any REAL questions from ALL reporters on Libya, Deficit, muslims and explosives on our borders, the SS# from CT., Cops arresting citizens with cameras, Cops extracting device from our Iphones, Ayers, Rezko, Soros, deliberately weakening our dollar, yet another racist pastor.....
MORE POLITICS, Todd! Dont let the conservatard crybabies shut you up! They love your racist jokes, but when you aim the gun at them, then they whine like bitches! You cant bet they would love to hear political talk if you were conservative! Too funny!
A few observations and facts; a President can no more destroy a country than the man in the moon. It hasn't mattered who the President is for decades...a century. Trump could FIND a way to destroy the country, however. Todd's post was hilarious. I'm a fairly conservative Republican. The Kochs helped Bush. Soros helped Obama. It doesn't matter whether Obama is Muslim or American because he is now the President. He inherited the wars. He/we had no control over the uprisings in the Middle East. The Presidency has never been...and, will never be....about integrity. It's about comprimise, negotiation and money.
Why is TSA groping children and seniors at airports while you ignore the drug cartel violence, beheadings, kidnappings, muslim jihadists with IED(explosives) used in the Middle East all spilling on our southern border all while suing States that are trying to protect American Citizens.
#43 "He HAS NOT brought this country together. It's polarized beyond belief."
because of conservatives...open your eyes. Open your eyes that conservative beliefs wrote this recession into law during the Reagan administration. Open your eyes that a conservative Presidency that lasted 8 years did nothing to prevent the economic problems we are facing. Yet its IMPERATIVE that we oust someone with conflicting ideas and policys....open your eyes.
"African Americans already say that there's "too much white in him" and have started to distance themselves from a man who was declared "the first black president" -- even though he is half white."
how many african americans do you PERSONALLY know who are saying this. keep thinking...because you dont know any.
If the country is broke how could you start a third War, possibly triggering WW3 cause it's not gonna end well. Food and Gas prices are skyrocketing cause you have the FED printing money out of thin air. Explain Soros a man that has collapsed the economy of four countries and his vision of a New World Order with the globalists in govt, the one world govt. thing ..WHY
Wow. How'd you know? As I clicked the IDLYITW bookmark, I was just thinking, "You know what would be great? A rant about obsessive conspiracy theorists on a pointless crusade and a Chief Federal Executive who takes 2 years to get a copy of his own birth certificate. Yeah, that would be made of awesome and SO why I come to this site instead of the billion others dedicated to such things."
Todd like every other blog is doing their job. You don't have a blog if you go against the "political agenda" and that goes for celebs starting out in Hollywood where the "useful idiots" are the ones that get ahead.
Since when was Hawaii a state? I mean a REAL state? It's an island. And its really very disconnected from the REAL Untited States of America. As a matter of fact, its not united to any other state that I'm aware of. I think it's about time we look into this. Have a nice day.
Now that we have your attention because you were bleeding in the polls Mr. President will you answer all and any REAL questions from ALL reporters on Libya, Deficit, muslims and explosives on our borders, the SS# from CT., Cops arresting citizens with cameras, Cops extracting device from our Iphones, Ayers, Rezko, Soros, deliberately weakening our dollar, yet another racist pastor.....
@58 Your comparison between kochs and SOROS is not valid cause Soros wants a New World Order (global socialism), Media Reform (Govt. contolled Media), collapse of the Dollar with some other currency, Open Borders(no sovereign countries with borderless societies, sorta like what they triggered in Egypt with the help of a google executive and the tri-lateral commission.
Why is google/facebook aside from campaigning for him also tracking Americans and mining all their info for the govt to have access to. Remember the stimulus when the owners of prosperous Auto dealers were shut down if they were in republican areas and the democrat areas were not even if they were losing money.
Every single one of you should shut the fuck up and realize you're doing exactly what Todd wanted, creating page views. Stir the pot, and watch the counter go up... You think Todd really gives a fuck either way?
Holy shit, how come all of the sudden these people are talking about the Constitution? You can't possibly get into the minds of the persons who debated over it, wrote it, and agreed to it. Any interpretation of if now, other than the most obvious elements, is just that, an interpretation. It seems like you guys are just itching to say Todd is now part of the "liberal media, arrgghhhh!" Look out, Todd, I guess Sarah Palin is now going to stalk your ass like an Elk, but she'll wait for the TLC cameras arrive before she does anything serious.
Obama, Soros, Petrobras, Brazil & offshore drilling double standards....Why would Obama give Brazil Two Billion of Our hard earned tax dollars to Brazil's President a "former" Marxist Guerilla to produce Oil and Gas for us to be their "best Customers" later while stalling drilling in America. Why Why Why
Reading these comments is almost as entertaining as reading Todd's posts. As a foreigner (this is where most of the idiots posting anti-Obama posts will stop reading) I think it's also amusing that Obama is one of the first American presidents actually respected abroad for a long long time, it's ironic how hated he is in his own country. The US is in a bad way, I'm not sure anyone could fix its woes without pissing off some groups in society, so suck it up. Not that this point will matter to some of you who think the US is awesome-o and a world leader...yeah...anyway, keep 'em coming people, this is fun!
Yeah, with all the things he was "so busy" with, like being on Oprah, I don't know where he found the time to stop paying millions of dollars in legal fees to suppress documents like the ones I have to supply to get a drivers license. I never cared about his birth certificate, hes an illegitimate president for so many other reasons, it doesn't matter.
I guess Todd was catching too much shit for ripping Obama in earlier posts and sounding like a conservative. That pissed off all the liberal morons who threatened to leave the site forever, so now he's decided to stroke their egos a little and get them to calm the fuck down. He's done it before; he'll do it again.
I'm with Todd on this one. Hillary's campaign may have started this false accusation but look who's been running with it since then. He's black and he's got a funny name. That part is true. There are plenty of blacks with funny names in this country. He's not a muslim either but some people won't give up on that rumor and really, so what if he was. I think the republican party has gained votes in the redneck, racist and biggot demographic which are generally uneducated and gullible lemmings. The Dems handed those votes over by giving us a woman vs a black man to choose from. Fact remains that Obama was the best choice that we were given. McCain/Palin was the alternative. Think about that for a minute. I'd like a more effective president too. Sadly, I don't see a candidate worthy of my vote on either side. Show me one! Please! Show me one that can get the Dems and Reps to work together for the good of this country. Good luck with that.
Hahahahahaha, thank you, Todd. This is why I continue to read; occasionally you post fucking gems and phrase things exactly the way I would if I were that funny/articulate/had been dropped on my head less/drank less as a teenager. Agreed on all points, thanks.
The problem with Obamacare is that it is unconstitutional because it forces everyone to buy healthcare from the government. If people can't see what's wrong and downright crazy with that, I'm even more worried about the future of this country. Also, Hillary was the one who started the birth certificate silliness.
Of course this is all about racism. The birthers are upset that it's no longer okay to call someone a nigger publicly anymore. Supposedly 40% of Republicans, per one survey, had questions about Obama's birth - there is no way 40% of Republicans are this stupid.
Now that we have your attention because you were bleeding in the polls Mr. President will you answer all and any REAL questions from ALL reporters on Libya, Deficit, muslims and explosives on our borders, the SS# from CT., Cops arresting citizens with cameras, Cops extracting device from our Iphones, Ayers, Rezko, Soros, deliberately weakening our dollar, yet another racist pastor.....
@58 Your comparison between kochs and SOROS is not valid cause Soros wants a New World Order (global socialism), Media Reform (Govt. contolled Media), collapse of the Dollar with some other currency, Open Borders(no sovereign countries with borderless societies, sorta like what they triggered in Egypt with the help of a google executive and the tri-lateral commission.
Why is google/facebook aside from campaigning for him also tracking Americans and mining all their info for the govt to have access to. Remember the stimulus when the owners of prosperous Auto dealers were shut down if they were in republican areas and the democrat areas were not even if they were losing money.
82- No, it doesn't. You still have the option of buying from health insurance companies. The insurance offered by the government is sold to the people who can't afford privately run health insurance.
I don't understand why this is an issue either. I am white, conservative, and I often vote Republican, but I could not care less about this issue. I do not dislike Obama. I just think that both parties are under the thumb of special interest groups and the American middle class (and working class) are being screwed. :(
#87, how stupid area you, Bush and his cronies authorized wiretapping, so you give Bush a pass due to your affiliations? It's okay if MY guy does it but the other guy, the black one, well... AND BTW you fucking dumbass, you do realize TARP, which bailed out big banks and big auto was signed into law by the president in 2007, hmmm, now who was prez in 2007? Got any guesses? I bet you'll guess wrong.
Either way BOTH party's suck, neither are a party, they're puppets to big oil and big business and you know who get's fucked? All of us! So everyone stop thinking this two party bullshit is like routing for your favorite sports teams, this isn't like the (shitty asshole) New York Yankees verses the (shitty, asshole) Boston Red Sox, these are two corrupt parties in a broken system. Want REAL change? Vote in some fucking third party looney or get some anarchy, to think your "team" rah rah rah be it a donkey or elephant is just fucking stupid because if you think either or any of these people care about you you're so fucking deluded you probably think you can eat food with your anus.
Now that we have your attention because you were bleeding in the polls Mr. President will you answer all and any REAL questions from ALL reporters on Libya, Deficit, muslims and explosives on our borders, the SS# from CT., Cops arresting citizens with cameras, Cops extracting device from our Iphones, Ayers, Rezko, Soros, deliberately weakening our dollar, yet another racist pastor.....
Obama, Soros, Petrobras, Brazil & offshore drilling double standards....Why would Obama give Brazil Two Billion of Our hard earned tax dollars to Brazil's President a "former" Marxist Guerilla to produce Oil and Gas for us to be their "best Customers" later while stalling drilling in America. Why Why Why
I only care that <0's a lying, incompetent, subversive sack of shit. Those come in the full range of human skin, hair, and eye colors, so no one whose fuck anyone could give a fuck about cares what color <0 is. I enjoy Todd's iconoclastic and often unhinged approach to entertainment on this blog--that's why I read it (as opposed to just looking at the pictures), but the knee-jerk attribution of racism to all who oppose <0 and the dimwitted, destructive policies his handlers are pushing through him and their gang in congress needs to be debunked.
BTW, also keep in mind that if white people really hated people of darker complexion so much, there wouldn't be any dark complected people here. There are whites, machines, and pack animals to do all their jobs. Whites have proven remarkably effective at genocide, when that's been their agenda. The fact that it's not an agenda that's being pursued by whites in modern America (sorry Native Americans--that 17th-19thC stuff was f'd up) is a broad, cultural, moral choice. Perhaps some consideration is in order.
Democrat/Republican = two party worthless system. Both sides are idiots because they want to screw us all over. Dubya was just as worthless as Obummer, people who actually fight for one side or the other are just pawns, think for yourself, dont let the MEDIA tell you how to think.
Who cares? The oval office has a Sybian for an office chair and a long line of jerk offs that want to sit in (on) it.
The entire government is fucked. I think the US needs to sell unwanted Chinese offspring to the Russians to get us out of debt. Everybody's happy in that scenario...minus a few hundred million Chinese, but who's counting?
People only vote Republican for three reasons: greed, ignorance, or racism. So even if you're not racist, you're still not coming out of this one looking good.
Todd, you are far and away the #1 rated quality rant man in the bash 'em biz! I've been wanting to call my obama bashers buddies on the carpet for what they really are for years. Nobody calls it like it is like you do bro. Keep on!
Stick with politics Todd, you are getting better and better at this lol!!!!!!!!! Love it!! And I totally agree with everything 20 said and what the Fuck is an "African" American???
Two things: 1: Obama is a fucking liar and it has NOTHING to do with race. Who give a shit where he was born? People are fed up with his lies and the birth certificate is easy and obvious. 2: IT IS AGAINST THE LAW FOR ANYONE TO BE REFUSED MEDICAL CARE-YOU DO NOT NEED INSURANCE. It's the fools like myself who take responsibility for myself and my family by carrying insurance who pay for the "homeless". So don't give me that shit--and stick this site up your ass. I used to enjoy coming here, douche.
Ok, so I've broken up with you before over some stupid shit you've posted, but apparently keep coming back (I can't quit you!) and so will these butt hurt conservatives. I couldn't have summarized this issue any better myself. Smooches!
Dude... Please don't lump conservatives in with the tea party, that's like comparing Sir Laurence Olivier to the guy who played 'Kraven' in Underworld.
Obama an illegitimate president for reasons other than (allegedly) not being a citizen? Accusations of socialism/communism?
The country is entering another flare-up time like a dude with herpes who can't afford medication, because he doesn't have health insurance. Coincidence? Ask Glenn Beck.
Love this Todd. But it's freaking terrifying to read how brain washed the average American is. America is a dying empire, declining like so many before it (Spain, France, Great Britain), only difference is your ship is sinking a hell of a lot faster. Start your kids on Madarin lessons friends, at the rate you're going in 30 years that will be the dominant culture and language! You will long for the days of black white conflict...stupid ignorant racists nut jobs! You tea party nutters have no idea how crazy you are...but history will prove it - sadly at your expense.
Todd i now truly respect you.even though your womanizing posts piss me off most times. this is the truth and you said it. i hope enough people read it and realize how dumb America looks now. we are picking on our own president.it is so disgusting. this country has not come far at all. racism still rules this country. i will never understand how a persons skin color can intimidate so many people. if you dislike or hate someone do it based on their character not on something they can never or would ever change :(
#4 you are so right and no one in the whole u.s.a. seems to know that.
90% of the people posting here need to do some research. Look up Natural Born Citizen clause. It requires that the president not only be a US Citizen, but also to be born IN THE US, or to TWO US Citizens.
And for all of you who think this is racial, the following other candidates were also challenged as to their citizenship: John McCain Barry Goldwater Chester A. Arthur George Romney Lowell Weicker Christopher Shurmann Charles Evans Hughes
#33, it's not true that repukes don't have a sense of humor. They think kicking the crutches out from under Tiny Tim and calling him a faggot when he tries to get up is hilarious.
It is kind of alarming that so many racist rightards read this site though-shouldn't you all be trying to get or give blowjobs at the bus station?
114 - Obama is a shitty president, period, for all of us.
And the proverbial dude who needs herpes meds should have worn a condom. Those are free at the health clinic, btw. But I guess they should be delivered to your door and placed on your dick.
Excellent. Calling out the racists is always in season. Lucky for the rest of us, most of 'em are old and will die soon. And their own kids reject their racist beliefs ...
My big question is:if everything is above-board, why the fuck didn't he bother to show it a few years ago?
Obama is a joke of a president, a big paper doll who promised change so he could change absolutely nothing. He's the usual politico: stooge for the corporations, screwing the little man, interfering in other countries' affairs, and playing victim if anyone criticizes him. In other words, he's a black George Dubya.
@58 Your comparison between kochs and SOROS is not valid cause Soros wants a New World Order (global socialism), Media Reform (Govt. contolled Media), collapse of the Dollar with some other currency, Open Borders(no sovereign countries with borderless societies, sorta like what they triggered in Egypt with the help of a google executive and the tri-lateral commission.
Can you say "deliberate distraction non-issue"? He'll release everything once the campaign gets going for real, it's been the plan all along. Trump is in on it, people. This is a scam, the ultimate goal of which is to divide and discredit the opposing party...and it's working. Serious Republicans will distance themselves from the "fringe" thus losing the fringe vote, while the fringe candidates will lose all credibility with serious Republicans. Regardless of who they run, they'll lose. Obama will get another four years of being a puppet presiding over the final looting of whatever's left to loot and we'll all be fucked regardless.
Hands down the most intelligent thing you have ever posted Todd. I'm still kind of shocked as I always had you down as a flag waving Republican. Heartfelt apologies.
His goddamned ears are TOO BIG for him to be an American. I demand proof more than a "birth" certificate. I think the automaton was crafted in a factory behind the Pentagon...
Ever wonder WHY there are so many "bathrooms" in the Pentagon? A legacy of segregation? My ass... it's doors to the SECRET labs of the top German scientists who have been (rather unsuccessfully so far) laboring to create the perfect politician. One that the people will believe and more importantly one that the corporations and Illuminati can control.
Put your tinfoil hats on, folks... they're READING your thoughts as you read this. (By now you're reading this in James Earl Jones' voice...)
todd, it's my money. Earned it. If I want to give it away I will to whom I choose. I do not want politicians giving away money I earned for their re elections. Also Todd, I don't use the word Ni@@er. You do.
Wow, great post, Todd! Oh, say, did you actually look at the birth certificate? Because it's an absolute hack job lie that anyone could spot within a minute of looking it over. But if you think it's a non-issue, I'm cool with it. Whatevs.
It only offends you because it is true. You don't like Tod because he called you out on your bullshit and racism. Just like I don't like being called out for my liberal bias. I don't believe repubtards would kick Tiny Tim 's crutches out from under him. I do believe they would want him to learn how to crawl on his hands and knees to be self reliant. Evil, they are evil.
#134 - Rocky, please post a copy of your degree in document certification. What, you don't have any such degree? I'm curious as to how you think the certificate is forged. Did you hear that on the AM radio? Or was it those fine folks over at Fox News that told you about it? The point of Todd's post was that losers like you won't give up on this, no matter how much hard evidence is in front of you. Thusly, we can really only deduct that you're either possessing a sub-70 IQ, or you're just a good, old-fashioned racist. I live in the Carolinas as well, and there are no shortage of shitty people like you around here - I have the same sense of frustration that Todd has. . At this point, Rocky, you are naked and everyone here can see just how fucking ugly you are.
And........my point is proven. Look at all the little lemming libs praising Todd for bashing the Tea Party (which ISN'T a freaking "Party", by the way) and mocking Conservatives for getting bent out of shape about it. I guarantee you at least half of these idiots were "done with this site forever!" or threatening to "never come back!" the last few times Todd bashed Obama for something. Nothing satisfies like good old fashioned predictability...
#118 - Please explain to me where in the constitution is says "It requires that the president not only be a US Citizen, but also to be born IN THE US, or to TWO US Citizens"
Obama is anything but smart. He is just a puppet for the machine that got him into office. He is as crooked and ignorant as all the other politicians whatever party.
Obama is anything but smart. He is just a puppet for the machine that got him into office. He is as crooked and ignorant as all the other politicians whatever party.
Are Conservatives stupid? "Why bring Tea Partiesr and Conservatives in this" - they've been going on about it since Obama announced his presidency. Not all of them no, but a lot have, including many elected Republicans. Trump, who anyone with a brain could see was a very staunch conservatives for many years, has now joined in.
A Conservative is a heavily armed white Christian gentleman/lady, generally from the flyover part of America. When subjected to the company of a normal human being, (i.e. anyone who can read, or a black person), they become highly agitated. Their society is illiterate, and their main goals in life are to "get rid off all the Messicans", keep "them lazy coloreds from voting", and stopping "the homos" from gay-marryinn'. Their main cultural activities include finding creative uses for their bathtubs, improving their figures through drinking, and providing insightful viewpoints on the role of diversity in America today."
Pretty sad to see you play the race card on this one Todd.Been listening to Chris Rock too much?Why is it whenever anyone disagrees with this man,its always universally racism?Simple minds,simple assumptions.And btw i dont care where he was born,he's the president.
#4, You sir are a jackass. It doesn't matter if both your parents are American Citizens, if you are born out of the country then you can not be President. You have to be an American BORN Citizen.
P.S. In know way am I saying that Obama was not born in Hawaii. I just want #4 to know that he or she is an idiot.
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Leave Your CommentWho cares where he was born? They're all sock-puppets anyway.
By Mr Anonymous!, on April 28, 2011 03:03:51
I find it odd a guy with a combover is accusing another that he's hiding something.
By chucky, on April 28, 2011 03:04:06
eat shit, trump.
spoiled entitled bully bankruptcy asshole wants to play president. lol.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 03:05:54
The best part is that Obama's mother is an American citizen. He could have been born on the moon and still have been an American citizen.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 03:16:51
Please don't associated Trump with either the Tea Party or Conservatives. He is neither.
Todd,
Your rant shows how uninformed you truely are.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 03:18:27
Republicans are EVIL SATAN LOVERS who kill their grandmas and eat babies and Democrats are NICE and SMART!
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 03:19:05
#5 - I didn't associate Trump with Conservatives or Tea Partiers. Since I assume you are one, I take it you saw "Trump" and "Conservative" and "Tea Partiers" in the same paragraph and jumped to conclusions. Reading comprehension helps. You should try it.
By Todd, on April 28, 2011 03:25:12
I'm not a Republican and I can't stand the guy. I certainly could give a shit less where he was born. He is the President and will respect that, but will vote his ass out next year.
Oh, I'm not a racist. I don't like his white half, either.
By Chainshaw, on April 28, 2011 03:25:42
Donald Trump is to Obama what Michael Moore was to Bush.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 03:27:25
I know right? It makes me sick. will someone drag his black ass out of the "White" house.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 03:34:17
I'm with #5. Why bring conservatives and the Tea Party into this? We just want strict constitutionalism and a balanced budget. I don't care about the president's birth certificate. I care that the US borrows 40 cents of every dollar we spend. That's $170 million per hour that we borrow because we can't get spending under control. I also care that the last two posts have been about dudes. You should fix that.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 03:35:35
Donald Trump is to Obama what the Constitution was to Baush = a pain in the ass.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 03:36:53
You are an idiot. Stick to celeb gossip. Obviously politics is too much for you.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 03:39:03
tea party people are idiots, they have good ideas, but are funded by the koch brothers and used to help push across the pro business fuck the little guy agenda.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 03:42:56
Trump is a complete moron. FYI #4, actually that's not the best part. His citizenry was never in question. You can't be born on the moon and be president, regardless of your U.S. citizenry status. So says the Article 2, Section 1 of the constitution- the "natural born" citizen requirement. This was stupid from the beginning, but nobody was challenging his citizenry.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 03:43:14
Quick, everyone, voice your opinion while the people who pull the strings behind the scenes actually make shit happen.
He's an American. He still sucks as President...and I'm liberal as fuck.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 03:43:56
This post is Brilliant Todd...Brilliant!!!
By STinTexas, on April 28, 2011 03:45:18
I think I just fell in love with Todd for this post.
By TC, on April 28, 2011 03:45:27
He should have never made office to begin with.
It's time to drag him out.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 03:47:26
I actually blame his white half on all the problems of the country. It's so racist to label this guy as African-American..it's actually racist to label any AMERICAN as an AFRICAN-American because as we've pointed out black people are not worthy of just being "AMERICAN"? Todd your a fool. 90% of conservatives and republicans dont' care about the birther issue. It's like me saying all democrats and liberals are either gay/stupid/lazy/on welfare/don't pay taxes. I know that simply applies to few and far between. One thing liberals are good at is pointing fingers and saying "YOU need to do this and YOU need to do that" but not me.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 03:47:49
Todd's doing what Todd does best: Telling people they're acting like assholes. If it was the other way around, I'm 100% sure he'd be saying the same thing. Anyone who reads this site reguarly knows that he is not a flag waiving member of either party.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 03:49:20
So Native Americans are allowed to vote now? What'll they think of next?!?
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 03:50:06
Wow. You got a lot of anger in you, Todd. I hate to play this card, but you obviously hate conservatives and since I am one, I won't be back to the site after this. I've laughed at republican/conservative jokes on here in the past, but you've jumped the shark here and, frankly, shown your ass. Which is unfortunate because you make me laugh when you can trouble yourself to actually post something. And by the way, you're one to be talking about white conservatives being racists with the shit you post on here. Go suck Rachel Maddow's dick.
By Disappointed former reader, on April 28, 2011 03:52:14
I guess all we have to question this administration about now is the economy, war and everything that's been going on the last few years... Maybe he'll come up with an answer just as quick as his long form BC.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 03:59:40
His WHITE mother raised him while his BLACK father bolted to Africa. Why isn't that talked about?
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 03:59:45
Hey Todd, you haven't posted a single boob (much less a pair) in your last 48 posts...and the last one was Karina Smirnoff. Come on dude, get to it!
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 04:03:35
#11 Why bring Tea Partiesr and Conservatives in this? Because they were the ones, by and large, who were making this an issue before Trump began opening his big yap. Was his birth certificate an issue for EVERY conservative and Tea Partier? Of course not. But that end of the polictal spectrum gave brith to the controversey
By Russell, on April 28, 2011 04:04:10
This post shows, again, how humor and schtick often fails to translate when the topic changes. Stick to chicks, Todd. When you go political, your veneer of a lack of sophistication is a liability, not the asset it is when talking about some hot POA.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 04:05:19
Disapointed former reader is a douche canoe.
This post was a bag full of win. Well done Todd.
-Face
By The Face, on April 28, 2011 04:06:17
IT'S ABOUT INTEGRITY, YOU BUNCH OF DUMBASSES. If he would have any integrity in him, BO would have done it two years ago. This is neither Republican on Tea Party, but Constitutionally necessary, so suck it Liberals. Get your heads out of your asses.
Todd stick to the celebrity gossip, the rest you suck at.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 04:07:44
LOL the usual suspects who would normally being spewing racist comments here, are now butthurt because Todd insulted their political ideals. There's the exit, bitches, begone.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 04:08:21
IT'S ABOUT INTEGRITY, YOU BUNCH OF DUMBASSES. If he would have any integrity in him, BO would have done it two years ago. This is neither Republican on Tea Party, but Constitutionally necessary, so suck it Liberals. Get your heads out of your asses.
Todd stick to the celebrity gossip, the rest you suck at.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 04:08:29
Hahaha #23. "I won't be back on this site after this" actually means "I'll be reading even more often than I ever have before"
Suck it up, conservatives. Todd was making a joke. You often wonder why there are no conservative comedians? It's because conservatives have no sense of humor!
By LoneStar, on April 28, 2011 04:09:23
Trump always does what's best for publicizing Trump, and he never shows remorse or admits a mistake. So he's going after Obama now because he thinks that's the way public sentiment is going, but he could just as easily turn around and go after the Tea Party or Sarah Palin a few weeks from now if he thought that was the best way to keep the name Trump in the public spotlight. That's all you need to know about how he operates -- he doesn't care if some people hate him; he just wants everyone to remember his name.
As for Obama, he's really turned out to be a younger, more telegenic version of former New York City mayor David Dinkins. Which is not a compliment.
By John, on April 28, 2011 04:10:37
He's a fucking muslim, read it asshole, it's right there. Muslims believe that if your father's a muslim, your a muslim.
Radical baptist ministers aren't that much better.
Been coming to this site for funny commentary, not your fucking political views liberal douche bag.
By yourfuckingmother, on April 28, 2011 04:10:58
Well done, Todd.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 04:13:03
You are right Todd! With two wars, a doomed economy, and natural disasters Obama as just issued an executive order telling agencies to improve customer service online. Via The Hill for anyone who can read without pictures. Now let the man get back to campaigning and chatting with Oprah. He's got a country to run you know.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 04:16:45
Well said, Todd. Please watch a documentary called "The Billionaire's Tea Party". The entire movement has been financed by the Koch brothers, as it is billionaires such as them who look to gain more money and more power. All the poor, ignorant, Tea Partiers think they're fighting for themselves and their future. How sad and how unwittingly destructive.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 04:17:12
Now if only we could get the Democrats to stop believing that George W. Bush was secretly a reptilian alien. Maybe if he showed HIS birth certificate?
By Bob, on April 28, 2011 04:18:39
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 04:19:35
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 04:19:49
You do realize that one of HILLARY CLINTONS SUPPORTERS started the entire "Obama wasn't born in this country movement" right? Of course not cause you are just a stupid fuck who tries to be funny online.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 04:20:47
Politics DO NOT suit you, Todd. Thanks for jumping off the fence and falling onto the wrong side. Somehow, this all seems predictable of a liberal.
With that said, Obama is an idiot who has taken this country FURTHER INTO RUIN. The deficit has increased incredibly while he was in office and now gas prices are out of control. And what does Obama do? He drops the reins so he can start his 2012 campaign. He HAS NOT brought this country together. It's polarized beyond belief. And he knew that this certificate issue was going to destroy him in 2012 unless he finally produced the evidence that people have been asking for since FUCKING 2008. So, get off of your high horse and pay attention Todd.
When he loses in 2012 (and he will lose), people will refer to him as the "black Jimmy Carter" and he will be remembered as a failure. African Americans already say that there's "too much white in him" and have started to distance themselves from a man who was declared "the first black president" -- even though he is half white.
So, stop being a douche Todd and stick to the funny blog that you always write. Less politics and more women...
By Whitey McWhite Howell, III, on April 28, 2011 04:21:23
Executive Order for Amnesty, Internet ID, and Media Reform Conference all sound nice but look into them cause these three are next to be rammed down our "collective throats" by-passing the Congress while the Press distracts you. You will wake up one day and think WTH happened to OUR Country.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 04:22:36
It's interesting that old Barry has paid millions in legal fees to keep it hidden for so long. I wonder how much you'd have to pay someone to make a "birth certificate" that you would let the public see.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 04:23:17
"Obama doesn't have time for silliness" Well maybe if he got off the basketball courts, golf courses, Oprah's Couch, Hollywood and Sharpton's fundraisers maybe just maybe he will notice he is succeeding at destroying the country while the Media and Hollywood dazzles us with
B U L L S H I T
By dazzled, on April 28, 2011 04:24:12
Todd, stick to tits & pseudo celebrity crap... I come to this site to get away from the political crap... You are obviously a lefty and that's fine but I dont want to hear about your political veiws... start another site for ramblings...
And a birth certificate has NOTHING to do with race.. he's socialist regardless of his color. The idiot should have released it years ago & saved the drama..
Obamacare... what a joke.. Why should I have to pay for a poor persons obesity, diabetes, emphysema etc... just because I have a job & take resposibility for my choices & own wellbeing ?? I have solution to welfare...get a freakn job
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 04:28:34
Gotta go with #23 here. You just took the amusement factor away and that's about all you had going on anyway.
By Harvey Ballwanger, on April 28, 2011 04:29:17
Best post you've ever made. Period. Thank you for telling the unvarnished truth!
By Rachel Lundstrom, on April 28, 2011 04:31:02
hilarious. lol.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 04:33:12
Todd = typical uninformed liberal
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 04:33:40
Love that the Tea Party is blamed for the birth certificate debate when it was Hillary's campaign during the primaries that made it an issue in the first place. Besides, Obama could have shown it at any time, but waited two years. He brought this on himself.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 04:35:32
He definitely runs the country like a Kenyan.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 04:36:34
Todd, what can I say. You the man!
Keep on!
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 04:37:51
Now that we have your attention because you were bleeding in the polls Mr. President will you answer all and any REAL questions from ALL reporters on Libya, Deficit, muslims and explosives on our borders, the SS# from CT., Cops arresting citizens with cameras, Cops extracting device from our Iphones, Ayers, Rezko, Soros, deliberately weakening our dollar, yet another racist pastor.....
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 04:39:52
MORE POLITICS, Todd! Dont let the conservatard crybabies shut you up! They love your racist jokes, but when you aim the gun at them, then they whine like bitches! You cant bet they would love to hear political talk if you were conservative! Too funny!
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 04:40:18
Don't like it? Don't read it.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 04:41:11
A few observations and facts; a President can no more destroy a country than the man in the moon. It hasn't mattered who the President is for decades...a century. Trump could FIND a way to destroy the country, however. Todd's post was hilarious. I'm a fairly conservative Republican. The Kochs helped Bush. Soros helped Obama. It doesn't matter whether Obama is Muslim or American because he is now the President. He inherited the wars. He/we had no control over the uprisings in the Middle East. The Presidency has never been...and, will never be....about integrity. It's about comprimise, negotiation and money.
By Todd...just not that Todd, on April 28, 2011 04:42:22
Why is TSA groping children and seniors at airports while you ignore the drug cartel violence, beheadings, kidnappings, muslim jihadists with IED(explosives) used in the Middle East all spilling on our southern border all while suing States that are trying to protect American Citizens.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 04:42:57
#43 "He HAS NOT brought this country together. It's polarized beyond belief."
because of conservatives...open your eyes. Open your eyes that conservative beliefs wrote this recession into law during the Reagan administration. Open your eyes that a conservative Presidency that lasted 8 years did nothing to prevent the economic problems we are facing. Yet its IMPERATIVE that we oust someone with conflicting ideas and policys....open your eyes.
"African Americans already say that there's "too much white in him" and have started to distance themselves from a man who was declared "the first black president" -- even though he is half white."
how many african americans do you PERSONALLY know who are saying this. keep thinking...because you dont know any.
By eat a dick, on April 28, 2011 04:43:05
If the country is broke how could you start a third War, possibly triggering WW3 cause it's not gonna end well. Food and Gas prices are skyrocketing cause you have the FED printing money out of thin air. Explain Soros a man that has collapsed the economy of four countries and his vision of a New World Order with the globalists in govt, the one world govt. thing ..WHY
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 04:44:14
Wow. How'd you know? As I clicked the IDLYITW bookmark, I was just thinking, "You know what would be great? A rant about obsessive conspiracy theorists on a pointless crusade and a Chief Federal Executive who takes 2 years to get a copy of his own birth certificate. Yeah, that would be made of awesome and SO why I come to this site instead of the billion others dedicated to such things."
Not.
Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em all.
By Patrick, on April 28, 2011 04:46:45
Todd like every other blog is doing their job. You don't have a blog if you go against the "political agenda" and that goes for celebs starting out in Hollywood where the "useful idiots" are the ones that get ahead.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 04:47:49
wordy word mcword todd!
By miss amy, on April 28, 2011 04:52:52
Since when was Hawaii a state?
I mean a REAL state?
It's an island.
And its really very disconnected from the REAL Untited States of America.
As a matter of fact, its not united to any other state that I'm aware of.
I think it's about time we look into this.
Have a nice day.
By Michelle Bachman, on April 28, 2011 04:52:55
Now that we have your attention because you were bleeding in the polls Mr. President will you answer all and any REAL questions from ALL reporters on Libya, Deficit, muslims and explosives on our borders, the SS# from CT., Cops arresting citizens with cameras, Cops extracting device from our Iphones, Ayers, Rezko, Soros, deliberately weakening our dollar, yet another racist pastor.....
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 04:54:06
Now we can get back to talking about all the pterosaur reasons why he's not qualified to be president
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 04:59:43
@58 Your comparison between kochs and SOROS is not valid cause Soros wants a New World Order (global socialism), Media Reform (Govt. contolled Media), collapse of the Dollar with some other currency, Open Borders(no sovereign countries with borderless societies, sorta like what they triggered in Egypt with the help of a google executive and the tri-lateral commission.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 04:59:47
Why is google/facebook aside from campaigning for him also tracking Americans and mining all their info for the govt to have access to. Remember the stimulus when the owners of prosperous Auto dealers were shut down if they were in republican areas and the democrat areas were not even if they were losing money.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 05:03:54
Every single one of you should shut the fuck up and realize you're doing exactly what Todd wanted, creating page views. Stir the pot, and watch the counter go up... You think Todd really gives a fuck either way?
By Todd's BFF, on April 28, 2011 05:05:20
Holy shit, how come all of the sudden these people are talking about the Constitution? You can't possibly get into the minds of the persons who debated over it, wrote it, and agreed to it. Any interpretation of if now, other than the most obvious elements, is just that, an interpretation. It seems like you guys are just itching to say Todd is now part of the "liberal media, arrgghhhh!" Look out, Todd, I guess Sarah Palin is now going to stalk your ass like an Elk, but she'll wait for the TLC cameras arrive before she does anything serious.
I enjoyed the post, by the way.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 05:09:35
Godwin's law forthcoming....
By One Cup, on April 28, 2011 05:15:58
Proof that it still sucks to be a black man in America.
By George W. Bush, on April 28, 2011 05:18:03
Obama, Soros, Petrobras, Brazil & offshore drilling double standards....Why would Obama give Brazil Two Billion of Our hard earned tax dollars to Brazil's President a "former" Marxist Guerilla to produce Oil and Gas for us to be their "best Customers" later while stalling drilling in America.
Why Why Why
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 05:19:27
Reading these comments is almost as entertaining as reading Todd's posts. As a foreigner (this is where most of the idiots posting anti-Obama posts will stop reading) I think it's also amusing that Obama is one of the first American presidents actually respected abroad for a long long time, it's ironic how hated he is in his own country. The US is in a bad way, I'm not sure anyone could fix its woes without pissing off some groups in society, so suck it up. Not that this point will matter to some of you who think the US is awesome-o and a world leader...yeah...anyway, keep 'em coming people, this is fun!
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 05:22:06
Yeah, with all the things he was "so busy" with, like being on Oprah, I don't know where he found the time to stop paying millions of dollars in legal fees to suppress documents like the ones I have to supply to get a drivers license. I never cared about his birth certificate, hes an illegitimate president for so many other reasons, it doesn't matter.
By Andrew P, on April 28, 2011 05:22:34
I guess Todd was catching too much shit for ripping Obama in earlier posts and sounding like a conservative. That pissed off all the liberal morons who threatened to leave the site forever, so now he's decided to stroke their egos a little and get them to calm the fuck down. He's done it before; he'll do it again.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 05:25:05
I'm with Todd on this one. Hillary's campaign may have started this false accusation but look who's been running with it since then. He's black and he's got a funny name. That part is true. There are plenty of blacks with funny names in this country. He's not a muslim either but some people won't give up on that rumor and really, so what if he was. I think the republican party has gained votes in the redneck, racist and biggot demographic which are generally uneducated and gullible lemmings. The Dems handed those votes over by giving us a woman vs a black man to choose from. Fact remains that Obama was the best choice that we were given. McCain/Palin was the alternative. Think about that for a minute.
I'd like a more effective president too. Sadly, I don't see a candidate worthy of my vote on either side. Show me one! Please! Show me one that can get the Dems and Reps to work together for the good of this country. Good luck with that.
By Underpants Gnome, on April 28, 2011 05:26:58
Todd, this is funny. Do more of this. Anyone who says politics is anything other than celebrity gossip is fooling himself.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 05:35:45
Hahahahahaha, thank you, Todd. This is why I continue to read; occasionally you post fucking gems and phrase things exactly the way I would if I were that funny/articulate/had been dropped on my head less/drank less as a teenager. Agreed on all points, thanks.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 05:40:31
Why is Mother Nature getting Human Rights and why is every solcialist/ commie dictator on the planet so excited about this...hmmm
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 05:41:39
The problem with Obamacare is that it is unconstitutional because it forces everyone to buy healthcare from the government. If people can't see what's wrong and downright crazy with that, I'm even more worried about the future of this country. Also, Hillary was the one who started the birth certificate silliness.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 05:41:54
Of course this is all about racism. The birthers are upset that it's no longer okay to call someone a nigger publicly anymore. Supposedly 40% of Republicans, per one survey, had questions about Obama's birth - there is no way 40% of Republicans are this stupid.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 05:43:51
Well played, Sir! Calling a Spade and Spade. The nail is hit squarely on the head.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 05:47:12
Now that we have your attention because you were bleeding in the polls Mr. President will you answer all and any REAL questions from ALL reporters on Libya, Deficit, muslims and explosives on our borders, the SS# from CT., Cops arresting citizens with cameras, Cops extracting device from our Iphones, Ayers, Rezko, Soros, deliberately weakening our dollar, yet another racist pastor.....
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 05:55:20
@58 Your comparison between kochs and SOROS is not valid cause Soros wants a New World Order (global socialism), Media Reform (Govt. contolled Media), collapse of the Dollar with some other currency, Open Borders(no sovereign countries with borderless societies, sorta like what they triggered in Egypt with the help of a google executive and the tri-lateral commission.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 05:55:25
Why is google/facebook aside from campaigning for him also tracking Americans and mining all their info for the govt to have access to. Remember the stimulus when the owners of prosperous Auto dealers were shut down if they were in republican areas and the democrat areas were not even if they were losing money.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 05:55:29
82- No, it doesn't. You still have the option of buying from health insurance companies. The insurance offered by the government is sold to the people who can't afford privately run health insurance.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 05:59:14
Love you!
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 06:02:15
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By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 06:04:39
I don't understand why this is an issue either. I am white, conservative, and I often vote Republican, but I could not care less about this issue. I do not dislike Obama. I just think that both parties are under the thumb of special interest groups and the American middle class (and working class) are being screwed. :(
By rachel, on April 28, 2011 06:05:34
#87, how stupid area you, Bush and his cronies authorized wiretapping, so you give Bush a pass due to your affiliations? It's okay if MY guy does it but the other guy, the black one, well... AND BTW you fucking dumbass, you do realize TARP, which bailed out big banks and big auto was signed into law by the president in 2007, hmmm, now who was prez in 2007? Got any guesses? I bet you'll guess wrong.
Either way BOTH party's suck, neither are a party, they're puppets to big oil and big business and you know who get's fucked? All of us! So everyone stop thinking this two party bullshit is like routing for your favorite sports teams, this isn't like the (shitty asshole) New York Yankees verses the (shitty, asshole) Boston Red Sox, these are two corrupt parties in a broken system. Want REAL change? Vote in some fucking third party looney or get some anarchy, to think your "team" rah rah rah be it a donkey or elephant is just fucking stupid because if you think either or any of these people care about you you're so fucking deluded you probably think you can eat food with your anus.
By chucky, on April 28, 2011 06:14:27
Now that we have your attention because you were bleeding in the polls Mr. President will you answer all and any REAL questions from ALL reporters on Libya, Deficit, muslims and explosives on our borders, the SS# from CT., Cops arresting citizens with cameras, Cops extracting device from our Iphones, Ayers, Rezko, Soros, deliberately weakening our dollar, yet another racist pastor.....
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 06:29:47
Obama, Soros, Petrobras, Brazil & offshore drilling double standards....Why would Obama give Brazil Two Billion of Our hard earned tax dollars to Brazil's President a "former" Marxist Guerilla to produce Oil and Gas for us to be their "best Customers" later while stalling drilling in America.
Why Why Why
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 06:30:23
I only care that <0's a lying, incompetent, subversive sack of shit. Those come in the full range of human skin, hair, and eye colors, so no one whose fuck anyone could give a fuck about cares what color <0 is. I enjoy Todd's iconoclastic and often unhinged approach to entertainment on this blog--that's why I read it (as opposed to just looking at the pictures), but the knee-jerk attribution of racism to all who oppose <0 and the dimwitted, destructive policies his handlers are pushing through him and their gang in congress needs to be debunked.
BTW, also keep in mind that if white people really hated people of darker complexion so much, there wouldn't be any dark complected people here. There are whites, machines, and pack animals to do all their jobs. Whites have proven remarkably effective at genocide, when that's been their agenda. The fact that it's not an agenda that's being pursued by whites in modern America (sorry Native Americans--that 17th-19thC stuff was f'd up) is a broad, cultural, moral choice. Perhaps some consideration is in order.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 06:31:02
Democrat/Republican = two party worthless system. Both sides are idiots because they want to screw us all over. Dubya was just as worthless as Obummer, people who actually fight for one side or the other are just pawns, think for yourself, dont let the MEDIA tell you how to think.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 06:39:50
Wow.
That last paragraph -- saying conservatives and tea party people are racists?
Wow. :-(
By Jojo, on April 28, 2011 06:49:50
Well done, Todd.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 07:06:37
Who cares? The oval office has a Sybian for an office chair and a long line of jerk offs that want to sit in (on) it.
The entire government is fucked. I think the US needs to sell unwanted Chinese offspring to the Russians to get us out of debt. Everybody's happy in that scenario...minus a few hundred million Chinese, but who's counting?
By IDONTGETOUTMUCHOK, on April 28, 2011 07:08:16
Hey #60, I know your mom and she hates Obama.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 07:09:40
People only vote Republican for three reasons: greed, ignorance, or racism. So even if you're not racist, you're still not coming out of this one looking good.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 07:13:26
Your best post yet!
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 07:15:59
hahahahahahahhahaha! thanks, best real laugh I have had in a while. I could not agree more.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 07:28:09
Todd, you are far and away the #1 rated quality rant man in the bash 'em biz! I've been wanting to call my obama bashers buddies on the carpet for what they really are for years. Nobody calls it like it is like you do bro. Keep on!
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 07:33:48
keep it up and fuck the rest of them. They don't know shit!
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 07:38:29
Stick with politics Todd, you are getting better and better at this lol!!!!!!!!! Love it!! And I totally agree with everything 20 said and what the Fuck is an "African" American???
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 07:40:40
Hahaha... look at all these people freak out
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 07:43:29
Two things: 1: Obama is a fucking liar and it has NOTHING to do with race. Who give a shit where he was born? People are fed up with his lies and the birth certificate is easy and obvious. 2: IT IS AGAINST THE LAW FOR ANYONE TO BE REFUSED MEDICAL CARE-YOU DO NOT NEED INSURANCE. It's the fools like myself who take responsibility for myself and my family by carrying insurance who pay for the "homeless". So don't give me that shit--and stick this site up your ass. I used to enjoy coming here, douche.
By not coming back, on April 28, 2011 07:46:44
OMG. The most intelligent thing I've ever read from you.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 07:50:18
Amazing. Well said.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 07:57:25
Let's take this race war out into the streets where it belongs.
By There's a riot goin' on, on April 28, 2011 08:25:00
Ok, so I've broken up with you before over some stupid shit you've posted, but apparently keep coming back (I can't quit you!) and so will these butt hurt conservatives. I couldn't have summarized this issue any better myself. Smooches!
By sumgirl, on April 28, 2011 08:33:29
Dude... Please don't lump conservatives in with the tea party, that's like comparing Sir Laurence Olivier to the guy who played 'Kraven' in Underworld.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 09:01:01
Wow.
Look at all these dudes go NUTS.
Obama an illegitimate president for reasons other than (allegedly) not being a citizen? Accusations of socialism/communism?
The country is entering another flare-up time like a dude with herpes who can't afford medication, because he doesn't have health insurance. Coincidence? Ask Glenn Beck.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 09:31:44
Love this Todd. But it's freaking terrifying to read how brain washed the average American is. America is a dying empire, declining like so many before it (Spain, France, Great Britain), only difference is your ship is sinking a hell of a lot faster. Start your kids on Madarin lessons friends, at the rate you're going in 30 years that will be the dominant culture and language! You will long for the days of black white conflict...stupid ignorant racists nut jobs! You tea party nutters have no idea how crazy you are...but history will prove it - sadly at your expense.
By SO PROUD NOT to be AMERICAN, on April 28, 2011 09:42:06
Todd i now truly respect you.even though your womanizing posts piss me off most times. this is the truth and you said it. i hope enough people read it and realize how dumb America looks now. we are picking on our own president.it is so disgusting. this country has not come far at all. racism still rules this country. i will never understand how a persons skin color can intimidate so many people. if you dislike or hate someone do it based on their character not on something they can never or would ever change :(
#4 you are so right and no one in the whole u.s.a. seems to know that.
By madfan, on April 28, 2011 10:02:15
Democrats are dumber than a bag of dicks. I'm glad the the GED editorialist dabbles in politics. Stick to VPL and tits douche
By Jesus , on April 28, 2011 10:17:32
90% of the people posting here need to do some research. Look up Natural Born Citizen clause. It requires that the president not only be a US Citizen, but also to be born IN THE US, or to TWO US Citizens.
And for all of you who think this is racial, the following other candidates were also challenged as to their citizenship:
John McCain
Barry Goldwater
Chester A. Arthur
George Romney
Lowell Weicker
Christopher Shurmann
Charles Evans Hughes
Suprisingly, Obama is the only black one.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 10:22:41
#33, it's not true that repukes don't have a sense of humor. They think kicking the crutches out from under Tiny Tim and calling him a faggot when he tries to get up is hilarious.
It is kind of alarming that so many racist rightards read this site though-shouldn't you all be trying to get or give blowjobs at the bus station?
By Gordon Guano, on April 28, 2011 10:22:53
You guys who are super pissed should read "It Can't Happen Here" by Sinclair Lewis - you might see yourselves.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 10:30:37
Seriously, why do "Injun's" have the right to vote? Get back on the res red skin!
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 10:37:54
114 - Obama is a shitty president, period, for all of us.
And the proverbial dude who needs herpes meds should have worn a condom. Those are free at the health clinic, btw. But I guess they should be delivered to your door and placed on your dick.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 10:59:28
Excellent. Calling out the racists is always in season. Lucky for the rest of us, most of 'em are old and will die soon. And their own kids reject their racist beliefs ...
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 11:18:14
In your attempt to be funny, you certainly continue to show how truly dumb you are.
By tootired, on April 28, 2011 11:24:37
My big question is:if everything is above-board, why the fuck didn't he bother to show it a few years ago?
Obama is a joke of a president, a big paper doll who promised change so he could change absolutely nothing. He's the usual politico: stooge for the corporations, screwing the little man, interfering in other countries' affairs, and playing victim if anyone criticizes him. In other words, he's a black George Dubya.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 11:37:41
@58 Your comparison between kochs and SOROS is not valid cause Soros wants a New World Order (global socialism), Media Reform (Govt. contolled Media), collapse of the Dollar with some other currency, Open Borders(no sovereign countries with borderless societies, sorta like what they triggered in Egypt with the help of a google executive and the tri-lateral commission.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 11:38:42
Can you say "deliberate distraction non-issue"? He'll release everything once the campaign gets going for real, it's been the plan all along. Trump is in on it, people. This is a scam, the ultimate goal of which is to divide and discredit the opposing party...and it's working. Serious Republicans will distance themselves from the "fringe" thus losing the fringe vote, while the fringe candidates will lose all credibility with serious Republicans. Regardless of who they run, they'll lose. Obama will get another four years of being a puppet presiding over the final looting of whatever's left to loot and we'll all be fucked regardless.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 12:12:57
Long overdue. Thank you.
By Mary, on April 28, 2011 12:16:39
Todd, I had no idea you were such a shit for brains.
Oh wait, yes I did :-)
Probably should avoid the political posts so that doesn't get a big shining spotlight on it.
By Tony, on April 28, 2011 12:22:02
Hands down the most intelligent thing you have ever posted Todd. I'm still kind of shocked as I always had you down as a flag waving Republican. Heartfelt apologies.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 12:25:03
His goddamned ears are TOO BIG for him to be an American. I demand proof more than a "birth" certificate. I think the automaton was crafted in a factory behind the Pentagon...
Ever wonder WHY there are so many "bathrooms" in the Pentagon? A legacy of segregation? My ass... it's doors to the SECRET labs of the top German scientists who have been (rather unsuccessfully so far) laboring to create the perfect politician. One that the people will believe and more importantly one that the corporations and Illuminati can control.
Put your tinfoil hats on, folks... they're READING your thoughts as you read this. (By now you're reading this in James Earl Jones' voice...)
Go with Xenu. Tom Cruise be praised.
By Doctor "I was black once" Jest, on April 28, 2011 12:30:34
todd, it's my money. Earned it. If I want to give it away I will to whom I choose. I do not want politicians giving away money I earned for their re elections. Also Todd, I don't use the word Ni@@er. You do.
By Joe, on April 28, 2011 13:03:21
Go Todd! Fuck em if they can't take a joke!
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 13:20:53
Wow, great post, Todd! Oh, say, did you actually look at the birth certificate? Because it's an absolute hack job lie that anyone could spot within a minute of looking it over. But if you think it's a non-issue, I'm cool with it. Whatevs.
By Rocky, on April 28, 2011 13:38:02
It only offends you because it is true. You don't like Tod because he called you out on your bullshit and racism. Just like I don't like being called out for my liberal bias. I don't believe repubtards would kick Tiny Tim 's crutches out from under him. I do believe they would want him to learn how to crawl on his hands and knees to be self reliant. Evil, they are evil.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 13:59:18
#30 AGREED! ACCOUNTABILITY. Which Obama tends to lack...
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 15:07:54
So, you really don't have a job. You're one of the 48@. Keep it goin'g loser.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2011 15:20:37
I have never loved you more.
By Cubs Fan, on April 28, 2011 15:30:00
#23 Puhhlease!!!!
By Brenda, on April 28, 2011 19:06:39
#134 - Rocky, please post a copy of your degree in document certification. What, you don't have any such degree? I'm curious as to how you think the certificate is forged. Did you hear that on the AM radio? Or was it those fine folks over at Fox News that told you about it?
The point of Todd's post was that losers like you won't give up on this, no matter how much hard evidence is in front of you. Thusly, we can really only deduct that you're either possessing a sub-70 IQ, or you're just a good, old-fashioned racist. I live in the Carolinas as well, and there are no shortage of shitty people like you around here - I have the same sense of frustration that Todd has. .
At this point, Rocky, you are naked and everyone here can see just how fucking ugly you are.
By Lil Red, on April 28, 2011 19:11:02
DEAR TODD I LOVE YOU AND WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES.
and i love looking at all the hot chicks you post.
By miss natalya alexa novick , on April 28, 2011 20:18:29
Well said Todd.
By Red Cat, on April 29, 2011 01:12:24
Suck Maddows Dick- that says it all!
-A proud tea partier that gets your satire. Don't stop.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2011 02:20:10
I vist this site to escape all the crap in the world, please do not go down this path or you will lose me and I'm sure many others as well.....
By Brad, on April 29, 2011 04:04:49
And........my point is proven. Look at all the little lemming libs praising Todd for bashing the Tea Party (which ISN'T a freaking "Party", by the way) and mocking Conservatives for getting bent out of shape about it. I guarantee you at least half of these idiots were "done with this site forever!" or threatening to "never come back!" the last few times Todd bashed Obama for something. Nothing satisfies like good old fashioned predictability...
By anonymous, on April 29, 2011 04:32:37
RON PAUL
By TheSlush, on April 29, 2011 07:31:33
No the one they have is a fake no proof at all still
By nt, on April 29, 2011 07:37:32
#118 - Please explain to me where in the constitution is says "It requires that the president not only be a US Citizen, but also to be born IN THE US, or to TWO US Citizens"
By anonymous, on April 29, 2011 12:02:47
Obama is anything but smart. He is just a puppet for the machine that got him into office. He is as crooked and ignorant as all the other politicians whatever party.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2011 12:21:38
Obama is anything but smart. He is just a puppet for the machine that got him into office. He is as crooked and ignorant as all the other politicians whatever party.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2011 12:21:41
Wow. There are an awful lot of conservatives off their meds today.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2011 13:11:40
Todd:
That was amazing. Marry me.
Haha.
By sarah, on April 29, 2011 22:11:03
Are Conservatives stupid? "Why bring Tea Partiesr and Conservatives in this" - they've been going on about it since Obama announced his presidency. Not all of them no, but a lot have, including many elected Republicans. Trump, who anyone with a brain could see was a very staunch conservatives for many years, has now joined in.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2011 05:06:18
No staunch conservative donated to Reid. Good grief.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2011 09:49:43
A Conservative is a heavily armed white Christian gentleman/lady, generally from the flyover part of America. When subjected to the company of a normal human being, (i.e. anyone who can read, or a black person), they become highly agitated. Their society is illiterate, and their main goals in life are to "get rid off all the Messicans", keep "them lazy coloreds from voting", and stopping "the homos" from gay-marryinn'. Their main cultural activities include finding creative uses for their bathtubs, improving their figures through drinking, and providing insightful viewpoints on the role of diversity in America today."
By Otto98, on April 30, 2011 23:41:40
ahhh stinkbait.
By anonymous, on May 1, 2011 05:47:40
ahhh stinkbait.
By anonymous, on May 1, 2011 05:47:40
love this post
By anonymous, on May 1, 2011 07:46:34
Otto98/155 - You need to get out more. That or you're an ignorant n
By anonymous, on May 2, 2011 07:53:13
Pretty sad to see you play the race card on this one Todd.Been listening to Chris Rock too much?Why is it whenever anyone disagrees with this man,its always universally racism?Simple minds,simple assumptions.And btw i dont care where he was born,he's the president.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2011 21:31:55
#4, You sir are a jackass. It doesn't matter if both your parents are American Citizens, if you are born out of the country then you can not be President. You have to be an American BORN Citizen.
P.S. In know way am I saying that Obama was not born in Hawaii. I just want #4 to know that he or she is an idiot.
By anonymous, on May 27, 2011 05:39:55
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