You know what's worse than pregnant chicks thinking they're amazing and unique? Stay at home moms who think they are amazing and unique AND have the hardest job ever and and sit on facebook all day making a bunch of passive-aggressive comments about working moms! ZOMG! Nevermind the fact people have been raising babies for thousands of years just fine without complaining.
I always wanted to get this twat pregnant, but I never wanted to see her that way. Cover it up, bitch. If I wanted to see an orca, I'd head to Seaworld...
Babies are precious, adorable and most importantly required if humanity is to continue on and one day rise to the technological level when we can kick those creepy gray alien's scrawny little date raping asses.
#8, I have one worse for you. I know a snooty stay-at-home mom who posts both pictures of her kid AND pictures of her craft projects every 15 minutes. Not to mention the stories about the miracles of cloth diapering and my organic (insert random thing here) is better than your thing. It's just painful.
There's nothing more annoying than hearing some new mother babble about the wonderful joys of poopy diapers and going to bed at 8:30 every night. Some guy ejaculated in you...wow, what a unique accomplishment.
Dear Lord, do I feel sorry for you. But let me throw in something else. The stay-at-home mom I know also has a blog that she writes on daily, and then emails the article to a mailing list, which I am unfortunately on. Topics range from organic baby mush to how shitty the sex is with her estranged husband.
Surprise, parents tend to love their children. You'll probably go fucking ga ga over your poop factories when they arrive and anyone who blames you for your parental feelings will be retarded. There's nothing wrong with your biological drive to continue your genetic line.
It's people who insist that pregnancy is a beautiful thing that are retarded. It's not beautiful or magical. It's painful, messy, agonizingly long and an all around miserable condition.
It's no doubt a much more "beautiful" experience when you have a team of employees catering to your every need and whim. Different story when you're a regular person who has to waddle off to work or whatever. "Looks just like daddy!!!"...wow, no shit, huh? THAT hardly EVER happens! News flash: everyone was a baby and everyone had parents, you are not special or any different than any of them.
Fuck all of you. You know why I will stay working if I ever spawn? Because I can't do the mom thing. I cannot, and will not subject myself to, the 8-9 hours a day of pure baby- the poo, the crying the endless feedings... That's why I'm a great aunt. I spoil, then get rid of em. I will work, so I can pick up from daycare, and then do the mom thing. Mom full time- too much of a job for me. I know of a few moms who bitch about their kids on facebook, but I consider it their 10 min. break, and I usually ignore. Where are these moms with craft projects, and what the hell are thier kids getting into while they glue together stupid scrapbooks no one likes? Eating the glue?
@19: Nobody gives a shit about other people's babies. I know no one wants a by the minute play by play of the dumb crap my 5 year old son's up to on facebook, so I don't post about it. Moms who are that egotistical are obnoxious pretentious bitches.
And don't let any woman tell you being a stay at home mom is "hard". It's not. And it's definitely not a "career". It's called being a parent, not some lucrative business.
I hate other moms. They give cool moms like me a bad name.
I want a big preg belly, but I don't want to see ALL of that as I'm sure no one will want to see my big pregnant ass nekkid. Heifer needs to put some clothes on and go pretend that she can still sing.
Becoming a parent: Easiest job to get, the hardest one to do... note, EASIEST JOB TO GET!!!! You want a fucking MEDAL you STUPID CUNTS because the guy didn't pull out? Really?! Most women can get pregnant, it's like asking for a fucking reward for taking a breath of air, or because you can take a shit, it a normal biological thing that happens. It's the hardest job most people ever get yet because most people are dumb fuckers and getting dumber they fuck that up too.
Recap, getting pregnant, no fucking big deal, big whoop, get over it, so the fuck what. Being a parent, most fuck that up, especially celebs (see Ashley Judd article), stop celebrating this or rather, give equal time to other things that humans can like take a shit, goatse, blow snot, etc.
My best friend just had a new rugrat. Of course since it is now pretty much a law he was forced to watch this rugrat ruin his wife's once pristine vag. Long story short after this horror show the thought of sex with said vag is unappealing to say the least. Girls for the love of God and your future sex life keep the man outside the delivery room. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Leave Your CommentYou know what's worse than pregnant chicks thinking they're amazing and unique? Stay at home moms who think they are amazing and unique AND have the hardest job ever and and sit on facebook all day making a bunch of passive-aggressive comments about working moms! ZOMG! Nevermind the fact people have been raising babies for thousands of years just fine without complaining.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 04:34:59
Half-brothers. Awesome.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 04:59:30
#1, your right on the money. Facebook moms are a plague to which the only cure is fire. Lots of fucking fire.
By Deadsider, on April 6, 2011 05:01:57
Pregnant women are so sexy and ***** don't get better than pregnant *****.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 05:05:45
Oh, joy. She's about to have a child with Nick Cannon who is, literally, illiterate. Find an interview to hear how he speaks.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 05:20:06
I always wanted to get this twat pregnant, but I never wanted to see her that way. Cover it up, bitch. If I wanted to see an orca, I'd head to Seaworld...
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 05:25:15
EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!
By My Dick Is Crying Right Now, on April 6, 2011 05:37:54
Even worse than snooty stay-at-home moms are moms who post a new picture of their kid on facebook every 15 minutes.
Yuck. Makes me want to vomit.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 05:38:57
sex with pregnant women is AMAZING. they are all horny and their titties get all big and they orgasm like crazy!
By horndog, on April 6, 2011 05:41:20
Babies are precious, adorable and most importantly required if humanity is to continue on and one day rise to the technological level when we can kick those creepy gray alien's scrawny little date raping asses.
Doesn't mean I want to see how they get here.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 05:43:35
Jesus Christ, I need a staircase and a stick immediately!
By Mr Anonymous!, on April 6, 2011 05:44:28
AAAAAA!
That's about all I can say about that.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 05:45:47
#8, I have one worse for you. I know a snooty stay-at-home mom who posts both pictures of her kid AND pictures of her craft projects every 15 minutes. Not to mention the stories about the miracles of cloth diapering and my organic (insert random thing here) is better than your thing. It's just painful.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 05:47:12
#1 those facebook moms are just waiting for the mail man or pool boy to fingerbang them
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 06:09:45
i'm a girl, yet the whole process of pregnancy and childbirth disgusts me. there is nothing beautiful about it.
By emily, on April 6, 2011 06:16:18
Your mom went to college
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 06:25:33
There's nothing more annoying than hearing some new mother babble about the wonderful joys of poopy diapers and going to bed at 8:30 every night. Some guy ejaculated in you...wow, what a unique accomplishment.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 06:36:52
#13 -
Dear Lord, do I feel sorry for you. But let me throw in something else. The stay-at-home mom I know also has a blog that she writes on daily, and then emails the article to a mailing list, which I am unfortunately on. Topics range from organic baby mush to how shitty the sex is with her estranged husband.
You are correct...painful.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 07:00:28
17#
Surprise, parents tend to love their children. You'll probably go fucking ga ga over your poop factories when they arrive and anyone who blames you for your parental feelings will be retarded. There's nothing wrong with your biological drive to continue your genetic line.
It's people who insist that pregnancy is a beautiful thing that are retarded. It's not beautiful or magical. It's painful, messy, agonizingly long and an all around miserable condition.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 07:05:02
Whatever, who was the idiot who thought a picture of that cow mariah carey was anything anyone wanted to see?
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 07:13:17
It's no doubt a much more "beautiful" experience when you have a team of employees catering to your every need and whim. Different story when you're a regular person who has to waddle off to work or whatever. "Looks just like daddy!!!"...wow, no shit, huh? THAT hardly EVER happens! News flash: everyone was a baby and everyone had parents, you are not special or any different than any of them.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 07:30:40
Is it real? Do you see it, too?
By Ishmael, on April 6, 2011 08:00:14
Fuck all of you. You know why I will stay working if I ever spawn? Because I can't do the mom thing. I cannot, and will not subject myself to, the 8-9 hours a day of pure baby- the poo, the crying the endless feedings... That's why I'm a great aunt. I spoil, then get rid of em. I will work, so I can pick up from daycare, and then do the mom thing. Mom full time- too much of a job for me. I know of a few moms who bitch about their kids on facebook, but I consider it their 10 min. break, and I usually ignore. Where are these moms with craft projects, and what the hell are thier kids getting into while they glue together stupid scrapbooks no one likes? Eating the glue?
By Emily, on April 6, 2011 08:01:30
@19: Nobody gives a shit about other people's babies. I know no one wants a by the minute play by play of the dumb crap my 5 year old son's up to on facebook, so I don't post about it. Moms who are that egotistical are obnoxious pretentious bitches.
And don't let any woman tell you being a stay at home mom is "hard". It's not. And it's definitely not a "career". It's called being a parent, not some lucrative business.
I hate other moms. They give cool moms like me a bad name.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 08:25:14
I want a big preg belly, but I don't want to see ALL of that as I'm sure no one will want to see my big pregnant ass nekkid.
Heifer needs to put some clothes on and go pretend that she can still sing.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 09:38:31
imagine what she will look like when she starts showing...........
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 09:55:55
Becoming a parent: Easiest job to get, the hardest one to do... note, EASIEST JOB TO GET!!!! You want a fucking MEDAL you STUPID CUNTS because the guy didn't pull out? Really?! Most women can get pregnant, it's like asking for a fucking reward for taking a breath of air, or because you can take a shit, it a normal biological thing that happens. It's the hardest job most people ever get yet because most people are dumb fuckers and getting dumber they fuck that up too.
Recap, getting pregnant, no fucking big deal, big whoop, get over it, so the fuck what. Being a parent, most fuck that up, especially celebs (see Ashley Judd article), stop celebrating this or rather, give equal time to other things that humans can like take a shit, goatse, blow snot, etc.
By chucky, on April 6, 2011 10:00:11
I am disappointed at the lack of furious mommy bloggers in the comments.
YOUR ANGER SUSTAINS ME. I HUNGER FOR IT.
By Deyseeme T. Rollin, on April 6, 2011 10:45:50
1 nailed it.
By Lazy SAHM, on April 6, 2011 11:28:49
1: word.
27: Being a parent is easy. Putting up with your kid's shit? That is the hard part.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 12:43:55
she looks like that chick version of shrek...fiona?
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 13:33:54
Her nose looks big and fat like the rest of her body.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 13:48:04
Good to see they photoshopped her stretch marks out.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 17:40:11
@28 :D
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 19:02:12
Demi Moore looked gorgeous pregnant, Mariah looks like a Pool float with hair.
By Go away fatso, on April 6, 2011 19:10:15
thats wrong eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
By wtf is wrong with you , on April 6, 2011 22:38:48
Why does she have a scar on her stomach?
By anonymous, on April 6, 2011 22:46:10
She and Tracy Morgan have the same nose.
By Norway Girl, on April 7, 2011 05:35:18
My best friend just had a new rugrat. Of course since it is now pretty much a law he was forced to watch this rugrat ruin his wife's once pristine vag. Long story short after this horror show the thought of sex with said vag is unappealing to say the least. Girls for the love of God and your future sex life keep the man outside the delivery room. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
By anonymous, on April 7, 2011 07:57:36
"Pregnancy is no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your ass." - William Melvin Hicks, philospher
By mutterhals, on April 7, 2011 09:33:22
Is that Aretha?
By anonymous, on April 7, 2011 15:04:42
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