Lindsay Lohan couldn't even be trusted to play a chick who gets gang banged, so to make sure she can get insured to step foot on a movie set, she's been cast to play a pregnant woman who was stabbed 16 times and had her baby cut out of her stomach. The feel good movie of the year! TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan could soon be a famous murder victim -- because TMZ has learned she's been offered the role of Sharon Tate in an upcoming movie about Charles Manson. The movie's called "Eyes of a Dreamer" and is being produced by Brad Wyman ... one of the guys who did "Monster" with Charlize Theron. The part of Charles Manson will be played by celeb photographer Tyler Shields -- whose work you might recognize -- and get this ... Tyler's directing the whole shebang. So far, no word on whether Lindsay will accept.

Tyler Shields is this weird dude who does weird shit (pulled a gun on a guy at a party and shot him) and calls it "performance art", and he's friends with Lindsay, so this movie should be the self-indulgent, pretentious piece of shit that you might expect. You also might expect that I look fantastic in this V-neck sweater. And you'd be right! Look at you go!