Hey! Do NOT mess with Michael Biehn. That guy will f*ck you up, because he is a bad ass. He's an honorary Navy Seal, an alien-killing Corporal, and he's also Kyle Reese - the terminator killer.
You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her! That's what he does! That's ALL he does! You can't stop him! He'll wade through you, reach down her throat and pull her fuckin' heart out!
She looks so much like a dude, and that thing where couples who are together for a long time start looking like each other, yeah definitely, she started getting even MORE manly and Ahhhnooollld more womanly.
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By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 04:02:11
I was reading this with tired eyes and first thought it said, "....and neither family nor friends will be ALLOWED to comment."
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 04:06:53
WHAT EES DEH Riddle of STTEEEEL?
ARHRHHRHRHRHHRHRHRHRHRH!
By JORDAN E ROCKWELL, on May 10, 2011 04:56:46
Now Ahnold can ride the groupies three at a time, rather than simply two at a time, which was his form of discretion while married.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 05:35:05
Interestingly, I don't care.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 05:40:54
Hey! Do NOT mess with Michael Biehn. That guy will f*ck you up, because he is a bad ass. He's an honorary Navy Seal, an alien-killing Corporal, and he's also Kyle Reese - the terminator killer.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 06:04:04
Nice T1 reference Todd.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 06:07:34
"My fortune! The goggles, they do nothing!"
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 06:10:48
You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her! That's what he does! That's ALL he does! You can't stop him! He'll wade through you, reach down her throat and pull her fuckin' heart out!
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 06:12:26
Ahnold!! What is best in life?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
By James Earl Jones, on May 10, 2011 06:30:12
She looks so much like a dude, and that thing where couples who are together for a long time start looking like each other, yeah definitely, she started getting even MORE manly and Ahhhnooollld more womanly.
By cukcy, on May 10, 2011 07:20:34
"See you at the divorce party, Ritcher!"
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 07:56:42
@ James Earl Jones - great Conan reference. :-)
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 09:26:18
"Consider this a divorce"-
http://youtu.be/-rziE39JWfs
By Kuato, on May 10, 2011 11:13:07
"Hasta la vista, Baby!"
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 11:45:18
"Maria you have been targeted for termination"
By KYLE, on May 10, 2011 12:28:17
CHILL OUT, DICKWAD.
By NO PROBLEMO., on May 10, 2011 13:51:34
Michael Biehn was my teenage crush. He was so hot in Navy Seals!
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 23:54:34
Andy Warhol attended the wedding and predicted the divorce.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2011 23:52:58
That is one of the ugliest women on plant Earth.Maria looks like a sheepdog in drag.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2011 16:51:28
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