I think Maria's up for some revenge sex! Since Arnie used lots of roids to bulk up years ago, his package must look like the pecker on a chinchilla. I'll bet she hasn't had a real one-eyed trouser snake in ages...
Whoah, not only did he cheat on her with someone in their staff, he fathered a baby and didn't bother telling his wife until years later. Wonder why now? Whatever, total abuse of trust.
So the kid is half Austrian/hal Mexican (of course she was Mexican! Shut up, you hataz!). Does that make the kid a Spazi (that's Spic-Nazi for you PC types)?
Tell Arnold that only Chicago politicians get to make their own voters
She's a Kennedy. Isn't she supposed to be genetically predisposed to not giving a shit when her husband bangs another woman? I mean, that HAS to be in the DNA somewhere... on the mom's side, because on the dad's side, you got a bunch of murdering drunk fucksticks who ride (rode) old money like a cheap whore.
Breaking NEWS, a guy has sex with someone other than his wife. Omg Stop the Presses! lol. On a more serious note, while it was wrong, I don't blame him. For one, he was a known womanizer which she knew when marrying him (probably how he bagged her to begin with). For two, he did something his genes programmed him to do (so did the maid). Sounds bad, yes, but as a whole, mankind Is poly amorous.
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Leave Your CommentI think Maria's up for some revenge sex! Since Arnie used lots of roids to bulk up years ago, his package must look like the pecker on a chinchilla.
I'll bet she hasn't had a real one-eyed trouser snake in ages...
By anonymous, on May 17, 2011 04:47:05
i hope maria shriver announces that for the past 20 years, shes been bangin james cameron.
By anonymous, on May 17, 2011 05:11:31
Whoah, not only did he cheat on her with someone in their staff, he fathered a baby and didn't bother telling his wife until years later. Wonder why now? Whatever, total abuse of trust.
By John Connor, on May 17, 2011 06:33:29
#1 Steroids only effect testicle size, not the penis size, and it is usually only temporarily while dosing.
Are they going to release the name of the woman? I want pics!
By anonymous, on May 17, 2011 06:50:37
"I'll be back---------- as soon as Maria falls asleep."
By joejoe, on May 17, 2011 07:05:55
'Shriver looks like something you have to kill in a video game to advance to a new level'
That made me laugh out loud, for real
By Amsterdam, on May 17, 2011 07:29:08
And you want to be my latex salesman.
By Jerry, on May 17, 2011 07:37:42
The Sperminator
"I'll be back" was really "I'll cum again"
Pumping Iron (while the maid is ironing)
So the kid is half Austrian/hal Mexican (of course she was Mexican! Shut up, you hataz!). Does that make the kid a Spazi (that's Spic-Nazi for you PC types)?
Tell Arnold that only Chicago politicians get to make their own voters
By World Class Dick, on May 17, 2011 07:48:02
Was it a boy or a girl?
By anonymous, on May 17, 2011 08:06:34
So it's her fault that he is a douche and the maid is a whore? Uummm..o.k.
By anonymous, on May 17, 2011 08:14:28
Ugly women have more to prove in bed, so she was probably a hellcat, but all men wanna little strange on the side.
By dragonlady sakura, on May 17, 2011 09:38:45
@2,
Or Michael Biehn.
Kyle Reese finally gets his revenge.
By SpilledInnards, on May 17, 2011 10:12:59
Such a non-story.
The LA Times must be proud for breaking such worthless news.
By anonymous, on May 17, 2011 10:13:25
I find it more shocking that the people of California elected him Governor for 2 terms than him knocking up his maid and hiding it from his wife.
By anonymous, on May 17, 2011 11:55:40
She's a Kennedy. Isn't she supposed to be genetically predisposed to not giving a shit when her husband bangs another woman? I mean, that HAS to be in the DNA somewhere... on the mom's side, because on the dad's side, you got a bunch of murdering drunk fucksticks who ride (rode) old money like a cheap whore.
By Doctor Jest, on May 17, 2011 12:55:51
Good for you Arnie, good for you.
By Steve Drill, on May 17, 2011 12:59:47
#1 rule to assure the unwanted risk of the production of Life Sucking Rug Rats or Lust Child...get a vasectomy
By Jon Gosselin, on May 17, 2011 15:25:07
Pack of rubbers $5, Running for the governor of California $5 million, getting Juanita to shut up about little Jose priceless...
By Brought to you by Master Bate , on May 17, 2011 15:31:18
Kennedys are so fucked... wow... what the hell did Papa Joe DO back in the day??? yikes...
By just watching don't mind me, on May 17, 2011 15:41:04
I LOVE REPUBLICAN FAMILY VALUES!
By Rush Limbaugh, on May 17, 2011 15:52:58
Scandal of the year? Pretty freaky knowing that a husband will lie to your face for 10 years about something so huge.
By anonymous, on May 17, 2011 15:56:46
And he looks good???? Duh!!!!
By anonymous, on May 17, 2011 16:15:31
What's with everyone banging maids? Did J.Lo go back to housekeeping?
By Odd, on May 17, 2011 17:21:24
It's kinda sad, actually....and im not an emotional type.....huh....
By Grace Yip, on May 17, 2011 17:27:57
For the love of god...use a condom!!
By anonymous, on May 17, 2011 18:37:24
When are we all just going to admit that human beings aren't meant to be in monogamous relationships?
By anonymous, on May 17, 2011 18:43:14
Breaking NEWS, a guy has sex with someone other than his wife. Omg Stop the Presses! lol. On a more serious note, while it was wrong, I don't blame him. For one, he was a known womanizer which she knew when marrying him (probably how he bagged her to begin with). For two, he did something his genes programmed him to do (so did the maid). Sounds bad, yes, but as a whole, mankind Is poly amorous.
By anonymous, on May 17, 2011 19:18:58
Did he initiate the sex like Dominique Strauss-Kahn? Picture his naked street walk in Terminator.
By anonymous, on May 17, 2011 19:59:16
"Remember when I said that I used a condom? I lied."
By jeditemple, on May 18, 2011 05:16:09
I've meet Maria -- let me tell you, she is NOT a sweet lady, she's a bitch.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 07:15:47
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