Ah yes... another overfed white Conservative Randroid who is "self made" -- ahem... inherited millions from his dad, yet went bankrupt three times. In the casino business. That's like a Jewish accountant losing his license. It's not really possible, but I guess it CAN happen. And yes, that joke obviously means I'm a raging anti-semite, plus I own a giant statue of Hitler made from matzo balls.
Trump has never had a real confrontation with a violent individual where he had to defend himself. If Donald came face to face with mugger he would shrink like his peepee after his Eurotrash wife is done with his baby carrot.
Like all typical pussy RepubliCUNTS, he talks shit up to the rafters, but when it comes time to man up, he's hiding behind his bodyguards or going on Fox telling how everybody is so mean to him.
Everything Trump ever says is a lot of cartoon buffoonery, the only thing he's great at is playing "Donald Trump". He's a blowhard who's fucked up everything he's ever touched. Give Trump a dollar and he'll turn it into a dime then he'll sue you to get the dollar back.
#3: I heard that. When she did the topless thing in Almost Famous, I thought they were being all artsy and showing a National Geographic clip in negative.
Yeah, like Mr Trump I could have been Prime Minister of Australia, or won an Olympic gold medal, or cured cancer, but, you know, sitting on my arse is my true passion and I prefer the challenge of not trying 'cause I don't want to humiliatingly crush my opponents or anything...
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Leave Your CommentBecause he did so well bankrupting those casinos, then again America is run kinda like a giant gamble these days. America FUCK YEAH!
Cue the asshole sheep teabagger trolls to bash Todd for getting "too political" or some shit on his own blog in 3.... 2....
By chucky, on May 16, 2011 10:12:20
Obama 2, republicans 0
By anonymous, on May 16, 2011 10:25:16
Please, this was never going to happen. Trump will hear the words "Mr. President" about as often as Kate Hudson hears the phrase "nice tits".
By anonymous, on May 16, 2011 10:47:42
he got cold feet because he didnt have a permit to import the creature he keeps on his head.... or maybe he couldnt find 'his' birth certificate!?
By anonymous, on May 16, 2011 11:03:55
I'm glad he isn't running for President, that's all we need...
By anonymous, on May 16, 2011 11:09:27
Todd, you are actually on a roll today. Keep up the clever and funny shit.
By anonymous, on May 16, 2011 11:10:47
Trump will hear the words "Mr. President" about as often as Hayden Panetierre hears the phrase "I'm gonna need more KY".
By anonymous, on May 16, 2011 11:20:31
Ah, yes. HOLOCAUST HUMOR. Very funny, Todd.
Any tattoos given out would be the Obama 666 that's given to his liberal worshipers.
By anonymous, on May 16, 2011 11:23:17
I always confuse Hayden Christensen and Hayden Panetierre one of them is a chick right?!
By anonymous, on May 16, 2011 11:25:49
Trump is a whiny, miserable little troll and his hotels (or the ones with his name on them) suck balls.
By anonymous, on May 16, 2011 11:36:05
too bad.
he can still go for the vice presidency on a michele bachmann gop presidential ticket.
By anonymous, on May 16, 2011 11:43:54
Ah yes... another overfed white Conservative Randroid who is "self made" -- ahem... inherited millions from his dad, yet went bankrupt three times. In the casino business. That's like a Jewish accountant losing his license. It's not really possible, but I guess it CAN happen. And yes, that joke obviously means I'm a raging anti-semite, plus I own a giant statue of Hitler made from matzo balls.
By Otto44, on May 16, 2011 12:03:17
"Donald Trump has done so much damage to the New York skyline, they should call him the 20th Hijacker" - Gilbert Gottfried
By Otto44, on May 16, 2011 12:06:29
Bachmann sucks balls too. You'd have to be insane to vote for that whore.
By anonymous, on May 16, 2011 12:08:11
Trump will hear the words "Mr. President" about as often as Adele hears the phrase "are you gonna finish that?".
By anonymous, on May 16, 2011 12:08:28
maybe he realised he couldn't say "I am not a crook" in a single take?
or perhaps someone told him he couldn't sell himself the whitehouse for a $1.
By anonymous, on May 16, 2011 12:28:31
He probably intends to let his hairpiece run instead.
By paully, on May 16, 2011 12:45:01
Would anyone seriously vote for Bachmann?? WTF is wrong with this country?????
By anonymous, on May 16, 2011 14:01:11
Trump has never had a real confrontation with a violent individual where he had to defend himself. If Donald came face to face with mugger he would shrink like his peepee after his Eurotrash wife is done with his baby carrot.
Like all typical pussy RepubliCUNTS, he talks shit up to the rafters, but when it comes time to man up, he's hiding behind his bodyguards or going on Fox telling how everybody is so mean to him.
By DoucheBagelow, on May 16, 2011 14:37:15
Another in a long list of retarded, criminal, degenerate republicans.
By anonymous, on May 16, 2011 14:55:28
Everything Trump ever says is a lot of cartoon buffoonery, the only thing he's great at is playing "Donald Trump". He's a blowhard who's fucked up everything he's ever touched. Give Trump a dollar and he'll turn it into a dime then he'll sue you to get the dollar back.
By anonymous, on May 16, 2011 15:22:11
#3: I heard that. When she did the topless thing in Almost Famous, I thought they were being all artsy and showing a National Geographic clip in negative.
By Gordon Guano, on May 16, 2011 15:32:22
Yeah, like Mr Trump I could have been Prime Minister of Australia, or won an Olympic gold medal, or cured cancer, but, you know, sitting on my arse is my true passion and I prefer the challenge of not trying 'cause I don't want to humiliatingly crush my opponents or anything...
By Red Cat, on May 16, 2011 23:02:44
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