Genie In A Syrup Bottle

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  1. I'd still hit that, TWICE!!!

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 05:49:48

  2. Shut up Todd, you fucking homo. What is she, a size 6? WOW..OBESE!!!!! Smh

    By blabla, on May 18, 2011 05:53:04

  3. "I'd still hit that, TWICE!!!"

    as an inevitable consequence of all the fat jiggling

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 05:56:20

  4. She is STILL hot!

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 05:58:31

  5. She actually looks better with some meat on her bones. Do you Christina!

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 06:04:24

  6. I always think she looks like Hatchet Face from the movie,'Cry Baby'. She has a great voice, though..

    By Froggy, on May 18, 2011 06:07:27

  7. I didn't realize that semen was so fattening.

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 06:14:18

  8. Those "no makeup" pics aren't "no makeup" - they're more like "street" makeup vs. "full on tart" makeup. But yeah, it would appear that 4 out of 5 idontlikeyouinthatway readers would fuck Christina Aguilera if they were going to fuck desperate needy women children. I certainly fall into that 4 out of 5.

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 06:23:21

  9. holy shit she's fat. I'm sure she'll drop it as soon as she gets wind of people calling her fat.

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 06:31:34

  10. "I'm sure she'll drop it as soon as she gets wind of people calling her fat."

    the other judges on the show dropped as soon as she cut wind of her last burrito

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 06:35:10

  11. She looks like someone forgot to put in her batteries

    By Holland, on May 18, 2011 06:36:57

  12. I think she looks great. She's not into "Precious" territory....and she'd probably f**k your balls off.

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 07:08:30

  13. This trend of popularizing a more Rubenesque figure is really disturbing. I suppose it underscores the increasing problem with obesity in America.

    By JAC, on May 18, 2011 07:32:44

  14. I blame the men in her life.

    Ben
    Jerry
    Ronald
    Grimace
    and so on.......

    By joejoe, on May 18, 2011 07:33:59

  15. She may not be obese but she's definitely fat. Some guys like fat chicks apparently.

    Also, that picture of her without makeup is shocking. It's amazing how plain she is in real life.

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 07:37:14

  16. I know she's big but I would SO hit that. Girls that have a big appetite for food usually have a big appetite for the other carnal pleasures.

    Nom nom nom nom nom.

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 07:52:35

  17. Shiiiiiiittt, Todd. Thanks to some childhood body issues I don't even slightly love the larger ladies, but I'd show her the most almost-exciting minute to a minute and a half of her life and leave her wanting more.

    By Barry Sogoddamnedwhite, on May 18, 2011 07:52:59

  18. Fat.

    By Cubs Fan, on May 18, 2011 08:13:26

  19. she looks horrible. I don't think she needs to be a stick, but the clothes she wears do not flatter her weight gain. Ugh.

    By abe vigoda's eyebrows, on May 18, 2011 08:22:14

  20. heffertina!

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 09:00:18

  21. It's Caspar the slutty ghost!!!!

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 09:39:41

  22. GILF?
    She's getting matronly, but very doable so sayeth the flock.

    By Peter Lemonjello, on May 18, 2011 09:56:43

  23. "She thinks she smells pie"

    i died. lmfao

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 10:54:49

  24. Ladies and Gentleman, #58 on Maxim's 2011 Hot 100 List.

    I think I just threw up in my mouth.

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 10:57:30

  25. she shouldnt be on that show sitting in a chair.
    they should have her walking in place on a treadmill machine.

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 11:17:55

  26. In comparison, I have done some seriously good looking women.
    With smaller noses too.

    By FreekDaddy, on May 18, 2011 11:21:24

  27. really?! first Jessica Simpson now her. And it was just the other day I thought wow, whe lived longer then Britney

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 11:38:46

  28. Princess Fiona?

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 12:10:24

  29. I actually prefer her, in the "no makeup" pics

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 12:23:12

  30. In the first pic she looks like she just smelled some dog poo...and oh yeah, she's fat.

    By Sarah, on May 18, 2011 13:08:31

  31. its the latin genes in her...they never snap back the way they use to look once they squirt out a kid..on the plus side she did manage to inherit a great rack..

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 13:23:10

  32. Got Milk?

    By waderfty, on May 18, 2011 14:57:15

  33. Make-up: The miracle lie.

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 16:24:12

  34. @2, A size 6 on a frame that small is like a size 12.....

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 16:47:36

  35. Her tits are HUGE! Hopefully she'll lose some weight at some point in the future and still get to keep those sweater puppies. She'll look awesome.

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 17:20:01

  36. 35,

    You're in luck!
    Silicon/saline is not affected by weight loss......

    By joejoe, on May 18, 2011 18:47:31

  37. ITT: chubby chasers, queers and fat women making excuses for each other.

    By tizzle, on May 18, 2011 19:57:29

  38. Where did her stylist go? I wouldn't let her out of the house without major sleeves!!!

    By blasted1, on May 18, 2011 21:02:07

  39. I actually think she looks prettier than she has in a long time. Some (not many) chicks just suit being fat. I think she's one of them.

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 22:48:14

  40. 34-That makes no fucking sense. So all short chicks need to be a size 0 and anything more is FAT FAT FAT?
    Society...is...retarded.

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 22:48:54

  41. great headline todd, hater gonna hate...

    By anonymous, on May 19, 2011 03:24:58

  42. Hello Ms. Hendricks. Oh, you are Aguilera? Sorry, hard to distinguish.

    By Hendricks is faaaaaaaat, on May 19, 2011 07:53:08

  43. I will use this picture as my inspiration to stay on track with my diet. I will not chunk out like her.

    By anonymous, on May 19, 2011 17:57:42

  44. i'd still do her.

    By mts007, on May 19, 2011 21:25:19

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