The Sperminator shot his magic load...and produced one ugly fucking kid! Man, couldn't Arnie bang anything better? He could have hired a prettier hooker than this skank...but hey, what do you expect from an ex-Nazi?
She was probably beautiful before she got knocked up, and then as men tend to do, after he boned, neglected and impregnated her she "lost herself" and her figure. Damn shame. Poor Maria!
What was it, 10 years ago? She might have been hot...? If so I'd call that a push with Iron-jaw Shriver rather than a step down. I mean she's a Latina, the majority of them kind of lose it after their 1st kid. Just aks X-tina.
You deserve whatever hate mail you get for publishing his picture, and then allowing such horrible things to be said about him in your forum. Have you ever been bullied? Read mean and hateful things about yourself on the internet? Shame on you.
You really ought to blank out the kids' face. None of this is his fault, and he does not deserve the ridicule. His a--hole parents, however, deserve it in heaps. They are both scum for doing this to their respective families.
I think that 'TASTE' or responsible journalism is outside of Todd's ability. So to expect that from a Celebrity gossip blog is pointless. If You want class visit some other site. If you want the lowest of the low and see the darkside of human nature, You found the right place. You can't jump into a festering cess-pool and not expect to get a little dirty
The attack on the kid is a bit below the belt. I guess sometimes the "funny" hits, and sometimes it "misses". This is a miss.
Gotta wonder WHY Arnie decided to announce to the world NOW?? He hid it for 10 years, from people who spent most of that time digging for dirt on the guy to discredit him as a Governor, and even THEY didn't find it! Makes me think he's just getting things off of his chest, coming clean, and fixing the mess he caused, even if it means consequences. Gotta give him credit for that, even if he was inauthentic in his past, at least he's trying to fix his present and future.
I love Arnold. I couldn't care less if he cheated. Wouldn't doubt if his marriage to Maria was just for show all of this time anyway. And no one call tell me that she had no idea. Total bullshit.
Her husband must be the most gullible dude on the planet if he hadn't worked out by now that this kid wasn't his -- he looks like a pint-sized latino clone of Arnold.
I'm betting she has been receiving substantial child support/keep-your-mouth-shut money from Bonin' The Barbarian.
Ah-nuld is and always was a bag of shit. A creepy, drugged-up, fake-as-all-fuck goon. And the ugly house-frau doesn't get a sympathy pass either: she knew he was married. That makes her a whore.
She was probably hotter and thinner back then before she popped out a kid. Sometimes, it can make a woman overeat from stress of raising a child. You've seen them and made fun of them, plenty of times.
And, not to mention the age. Spare me the usual crap like how celebrities are "able" to do it all. With money, they can hire help to clean house, train their bodies, cook for them, etc. So they can look thin and shiny with a healthy dosage of plastic surgery. Of course, they can afford it!
I bet she was one hot tamale in bed when Arnie bedded her unlike the dried-up, skinny matchstick of his wife who used to be cute and well-rounded back then. Or, he sucked her emotionally dry in their marriage until she physically withered away. It can happen.
45 Comments:
Leave Your CommentHe looks like Arnold.
I bet this chick was hotter at the time or she has a golden pussy.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 04:37:38
yeah dude, you can't fault arnie, the exposure to the Air on Mars back in the 80s left him with brain damage.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 04:59:41
The Sperminator shot his magic load...and produced one ugly fucking kid! Man, couldn't Arnie bang anything better? He could have hired a prettier hooker than this skank...but hey, what do you expect from an ex-Nazi?
By Der Fuhrerschnitzel, on May 18, 2011 04:59:48
Wow, as uh, "real women" go, this one is truly real. The female commenters will have renewed hope.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 05:08:26
Leave the kid out of it. He's a non-combatant.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 05:10:50
The penis had no conscious...it also has no sight, smell and taste.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 05:11:07
I think I saw her working at a fruit stand.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 05:13:32
I vote for GP. All hail the GP.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 05:14:21
She does have a big camel toe.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 05:15:03
fugly fugly fugly!!!
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 05:21:32
Good lord. He's been fucking everything that moves then.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 05:25:23
Not cool to attack the kid. Like he had any choice.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 05:36:57
#3--- there's no such thing as an "ex-Nazi."
Just sayin'.
By Storm, on May 18, 2011 05:40:22
She was probably beautiful before she got knocked up, and then as men tend to do, after he boned, neglected and impregnated her she "lost herself" and her figure. Damn shame. Poor Maria!
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 05:44:16
The kid looks just like Arnold. Maria couldn't figure that out?
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 06:17:44
That's one fat pussy.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 06:18:42
What was it, 10 years ago? She might have been hot...? If so I'd call that a push with Iron-jaw Shriver rather than a step down. I mean she's a Latina, the majority of them kind of lose it after their 1st kid. Just aks X-tina.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 06:43:46
GAAHHHH! My eyes!
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 07:14:30
That woman is not worth breaking up a marriage over. Wooooffff.....
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 07:19:33
Ten years ago, she was probably hot
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 07:24:15
Well, Maria Shriver looks like "The Predator" so I don´t blame Arnie for boning something more meaty.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 07:30:41
He probably had sex with her accidentally. I propose that we give Arnold the benefit of the doubt.
By Midlife Bachelor, on May 18, 2011 07:39:58
THE GUNTENATOR
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 07:54:54
He probably just tripped and fell into her gunt.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 07:57:08
You deserve whatever hate mail you get for publishing his picture, and then allowing such horrible things to be said about him in your forum. Have you ever been bullied? Read mean and hateful things about yourself on the internet? Shame on you.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 08:08:36
You really ought to blank out the kids' face. None of this is his fault, and he does not deserve the ridicule. His a--hole parents, however, deserve it in heaps. They are both scum for doing this to their respective families.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 08:10:01
FUPA FUPA FUPA
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 08:12:34
I think that 'TASTE' or responsible journalism is outside of Todd's ability. So to expect that from a Celebrity gossip blog is pointless. If You want class visit some other site. If you want the lowest of the low and see the darkside of human nature, You found the right place. You can't jump into a festering cess-pool and not expect to get a little dirty
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 08:34:56
THE SPERMINATOR
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 08:37:55
what is this, I don't even
By chucky, on May 18, 2011 08:50:00
The attack on the kid is a bit below the belt. I guess sometimes the "funny" hits, and sometimes it "misses". This is a miss.
Gotta wonder WHY Arnie decided to announce to the world NOW?? He hid it for 10 years, from people who spent most of that time digging for dirt on the guy to discredit him as a Governor, and even THEY didn't find it! Makes me think he's just getting things off of his chest, coming clean, and fixing the mess he caused, even if it means consequences. Gotta give him credit for that, even if he was inauthentic in his past, at least he's trying to fix his present and future.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 08:52:53
HGH is helluva drug...
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 09:36:00
She must have looked like JLo when Arnold knocked her up, and made that stunning transformation after realizing she could blackmail his Austrian ass.
By DoucheBagelow, on May 18, 2011 09:49:13
HAHAHAAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that kid, there's no mistaking it's Arnolds don't need a blood test to see that.
By Claude Smoot, on May 18, 2011 09:58:32
I bet that kid has one hell of an accent.
By youcandieNOW, on May 18, 2011 10:07:49
I love Arnold. I couldn't care less if he cheated.
Wouldn't doubt if his marriage to Maria was just for show all of this time anyway.
And no one call tell me that she had no idea. Total bullshit.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 10:33:14
You know that thing STANKS! Wonder if he licked it before he sticked it...
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 10:55:45
Uh, Arnold fired the skank and she threatened to go public so he went public first. Nothing altruistic about it.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 11:33:18
Her husband must be the most gullible dude on the planet if he hadn't worked out by now that this kid wasn't his -- he looks like a pint-sized latino clone of Arnold.
I'm betting she has been receiving substantial child support/keep-your-mouth-shut money from Bonin' The Barbarian.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 11:48:10
This proves no woman is safe from Ahnold.
By Pat C. , on May 18, 2011 11:55:53
Ah-nuld is and always was a bag of shit. A creepy, drugged-up, fake-as-all-fuck goon. And the ugly house-frau doesn't get a sympathy pass either: she knew he was married. That makes her a whore.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2011 12:00:41
I just saw Fright Night for the first time last weekend. Good to see Evil Ed is well and alive.
By Megan, on May 18, 2011 13:06:20
Don't be such an ass. It's no fault of the child who his parents are. What a git.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2011 01:11:08
Nobody was curious as to how a dark skinned Mexican couple gave birth to a blonde baby?
By anonymous, on May 19, 2011 07:37:21
She was probably hotter and thinner back then before she popped out a kid. Sometimes, it can make a woman overeat from stress of raising a child. You've seen them and made fun of them, plenty of times.
And, not to mention the age. Spare me the usual crap like how celebrities are "able" to do it all. With money, they can hire help to clean house, train their bodies, cook for them, etc. So they can look thin and shiny with a healthy dosage of plastic surgery. Of course, they can afford it!
I bet she was one hot tamale in bed when Arnie bedded her unlike the dried-up, skinny matchstick of his wife who used to be cute and well-rounded back then. Or, he sucked her emotionally dry in their marriage until she physically withered away. It can happen.
By anonymous, on June 7, 2011 18:01:57
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