Yeah, most celebs expect YOU to pay THEM to show up hours late and grace you with their presence, let alone actually - omg what is this concept - tip you.
I don't always love his movies, but I'm a fan of this guy.
See? Now, why can't I be rich, because that's exactly what I'd do with my money? I know what it's like to be on the other side and how much a little extra dough can help. Oh well...
I remember when he showed up at a school dressed up as Jack Sparrow. This has to be the coolest guy around. Except for Todd. Todd is cool too. Now will you put that gun away please Todd?
Another cool thing about Depp: He cant watch 3D movies, literally. Hes one of the few people whose brain cant transform the two images into one...so he cannot watch Pirates 4 in 3D, lucky him...
Screw this, I'm going to go ahead and say it and you lot are all going to jump up my ass about it because I DO hate this asshole, because he DOES make me look bad. I don't know how one person is so effortlessly awesome and gracious, but it sickens me that we all look like such bottom-dwelling shits next to him. I got a £1 tip today and I was so grateful I nearly jumped the counter and banged him in front of his girlfriend. Working in a pub is a thankless, soul-destroying grind and here's Johnny Depp giving what was to him probably a very tiny thing and it would have actually been monumental to a lot of people.
There's not a lot of them, but Johnny is up there with Newman when it comes to truly deserving being an icon
yeah Johnny Depp is the coolest guy on earth! He's so cool that every time he does something NICE , we have to hear about it. Because that's what really cool, nice people do! They broadcast their goodness on a global level. They don't just, ya know, do good and nice things for people and walk away from it. No! They get their publicist to make sure the world knows just how squeaky clean and awesome of a dude they are!
Watched his bio the other night and he knows what it is like to not have any money...it said at one point he was living with Nicolas Cage and picking out Nic's Mexican pesos for a jar (with Nic's permission) and turn in for USD to eat.
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Leave Your CommentLindsey probably never left $1440 in tips in her life TOTAL. We know she's capable of stiffing people out of that and more though...
By anonymous, on May 9, 2011 07:18:00
Johnny is the best celeb in the world. Always nice & gracious
By sv, on May 9, 2011 08:48:26
Yeah, most celebs expect YOU to pay THEM to show up hours late and grace you with their presence, let alone actually - omg what is this concept - tip you.
I don't always love his movies, but I'm a fan of this guy.
By tizzle, on May 9, 2011 09:05:06
Class act.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2011 09:44:38
Love this.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2011 10:05:10
See? Now, why can't I be rich, because that's exactly what I'd do with my money? I know what it's like to be on the other side and how much a little extra dough can help. Oh well...
By anonymous, on May 9, 2011 10:20:50
Ah the king of hot pieces.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2011 10:30:15
I had enourmous respect for JD, before he starred in this unbelievable piece of crap movie called The Tourist! How dare he! It was awful!
By anonymous, on May 9, 2011 11:04:37
I remember when he showed up at a school dressed up as Jack Sparrow. This has to be the coolest guy around. Except for Todd. Todd is cool too. Now will you put that gun away please Todd?
By anonymous, on May 9, 2011 11:11:13
Another cool thing about Depp: He cant watch 3D movies, literally. Hes one of the few people whose brain cant transform the two images into one...so he cannot watch Pirates 4 in 3D, lucky him...
By anonymous, on May 9, 2011 11:35:15
That's pretty fuckin' cool.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2011 18:02:02
Screw this, I'm going to go ahead and say it and you lot are all going to jump up my ass about it because I DO hate this asshole, because he DOES make me look bad. I don't know how one person is so effortlessly awesome and gracious, but it sickens me that we all look like such bottom-dwelling shits next to him. I got a £1 tip today and I was so grateful I nearly jumped the counter and banged him in front of his girlfriend. Working in a pub is a thankless, soul-destroying grind and here's Johnny Depp giving what was to him probably a very tiny thing and it would have actually been monumental to a lot of people.
There's not a lot of them, but Johnny is up there with Newman when it comes to truly deserving being an icon
By Laurie, on May 9, 2011 18:14:06
yeah Johnny Depp is the coolest guy on earth! He's so cool that every time he does something NICE , we have to hear about it. Because that's what really cool, nice people do! They broadcast their goodness on a global level. They don't just, ya know, do good and nice things for people and walk away from it. No! They get their publicist to make sure the world knows just how squeaky clean and awesome of a dude they are!
Wait... what?
By Winona Ryder, on May 9, 2011 19:06:31
Perfection!
By Red Cat, on May 10, 2011 01:32:16
I'd let him suckle my titties night and day, 7 days a week.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 15:13:13
Wow, Todd. I think you just blatantly complimented something without bodacious ta-tas. ;)
By harfang, on May 10, 2011 15:38:48
The guy is more classier than Hollywood. Keep it real, JD!
By anonymous, on May 11, 2011 07:04:34
Watched his bio the other night and he knows what it is like to not have any money...it said at one point he was living with Nicolas Cage and picking out Nic's Mexican pesos for a jar (with Nic's permission) and turn in for USD to eat.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2011 19:38:08
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