even though I prefer latina tittie nipples with dark color, I am morbidly attracted to those big cow udders...you just KNOW she'd be a great fuck...a few lines, a few drinks, her libido would explode.....that bathing suit, however, is terrible...she looks a bit rough, too, but so do I...
When you've fucked a lot of red heads, you'll realize they have very light areolas. Guess most of you pussies wouldn't know that though.
If this was Mean Girls era Lindsey, I would have came eight times. But this is leather-left-under-a-hot-sun era Lindsey, so no one gives a shit. Don't get me wrong tits are still tits and I wouldn't pass up tits on a Tuesday. But with the advent of internet now, beggars can be choosers and we can choose better tits.
I blame that motherfucker Fez from That 70s Show. He banged Jennifer Love Hewitt and she turned into a cow, and got to bang 17-year-old Lindsay Lohan back in 2004 and she turned into a nympho coke slut.
This girl looks terrible for her age. Well beyond her years. But besides that, how is it I never got arrested and still have to work my ass off to make ends meet. How is it this chick gets to frolic in the surf, sip drinks poolside, go shopping, and not have to work a day in her life? Is she that wealthy from those crummy movies? Who is paying her bills? Only in America.
Yikes. I dont know what to think after seeing Britney's tits that point straight down, and Linday's 'no-nipples'. At this point if Miley Cyrus took her shirt off I'd expect to see nothing less than Kuato from Total Recall smiling at me.
#6...Loved your "Requiem for a Dream" reference point.
#25...one has to ask. How DOES she live this lifestyle. Obviously someone is paying for it, and why chose HER to be the recipient of this? She's a freak show.
Her body, but face in particular, are really starting to show the wear and tear. She looks like she's frolicking in an exploding cum frenzy, not waves. Can I say that?
...and "yes" to all who commented "Who wears sunglasses and/or jewelery into the sea? Loved the big cross ring. "I'm a believer!...that my life will always be like this." Daydream on, believer.
#21: Yeah, redheads usually have very light areolas but not totally colorless! They usually have like really light pink but Lindsay's are white, even whiter than the skin on her tits.
Look at her hands in pic 10 they look like the hands of a meth whore.She is the most disgusting looking pig on the earth with herbrassy bad dye job and her big stupid trout lips.........when will she just die in a ditch ??
Redheads only make up about 7% of the population, so I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that many who pose the question of what's with her nips/areola haven't seen them on a natural redhead. For a natural redheads light pink nips are pretty much standard equipment Her's are a bit lighter than most, but not extraordinary so.
not all redheads have pink areola's...my ex had dark nips an areola's an big like milk duds an she was redhead top an bottom matched..yes the majority of redheads that way but not all..My first Gf was a brunette an had no areola or nipple color ,kinda freaked me out haha..and it looks like Blohan's skin is molting (not melting,MOLTING) ...WTF happened to her..I would have dumped barrels of jizz in her just a few short yrs ago..now she looks like a freakled corpse..
I agree, I like some pigment on a girls nipples. Is that the right word? By pigment I mean some color. But perhaps I would have let the color issue slide if her nipples were HARD at least, like #2 pencil erasers. Was the water Hot that day? Usually girls get cold very easily.
44 Comments:
Leave Your CommentYuck, her nipples are transparent in colour. Fucking gross. And why is she wearing so much jewellery in the surf?
By anonymous, on May 24, 2011 02:07:05
She doesn't look a day over 50
By Bill, on May 24, 2011 02:22:10
I have seen Holsteins with better looking tits.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2011 02:36:50
I always go swimming with my sunglasses on 'cause it makes me look sooooooooooo cool
By Holland, on May 24, 2011 02:42:05
nothing says "clinging to relevancy" like a tit flash.
By bridj, on May 24, 2011 02:45:49
How long before this cunt is doing ass to ass for coke? What time is it?
By coolpapa, on May 24, 2011 03:21:05
Cause two days in a row during ever week every chicks titays pop out.
By RobMF, on May 24, 2011 03:25:55
Areola's for sale, you need 'em, we got 'em, get your areola's right here...
By Areola's R Us, on May 24, 2011 03:34:52
I really expected that to look much better.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2011 03:57:38
even though I prefer latina tittie nipples with dark color, I am morbidly attracted to those big cow udders...you just KNOW she'd be a great fuck...a few lines, a few drinks, her libido would explode.....that bathing suit, however, is terrible...she looks a bit rough, too, but so do I...
By Lee Cadaver, on May 24, 2011 04:06:06
I think my interest in her tits just dropped. A lot.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2011 04:20:22
#10, I totally agree with you. You know that she'd be wild at it.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2011 04:35:18
Looks like she switched to the fattening drugs.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2011 04:39:15
Nice size, as expected. Skin-toned nips?? WTF??
B-
(loose morals + cokehead + under-30 = bonus)
By Don Knotts, on May 24, 2011 04:39:25
This is the answer to the question "What would it look like if an attention whore put Cyclops in a headlock?"
By anonymous, on May 24, 2011 04:41:54
nothing like a crucifix ring next to a 38 DDD nipple
By mood, on May 24, 2011 05:56:19
@14: But doesn't the fact that she LOOKS well over 30 negatively impact her score just a little tiny bit?
By anonymous, on May 24, 2011 06:11:51
she looks like a freckled old banana - so sad she's only 45
By anonymous, on May 24, 2011 06:18:27
Who stole her nipples?
By anonymous, on May 24, 2011 06:24:28
I have to admit it, I'd still hit it
By anonymous, on May 24, 2011 06:24:40
When you've fucked a lot of red heads, you'll realize they have very light areolas. Guess most of you pussies wouldn't know that though.
If this was Mean Girls era Lindsey, I would have came eight times. But this is leather-left-under-a-hot-sun era Lindsey, so no one gives a shit. Don't get me wrong tits are still tits and I wouldn't pass up tits on a Tuesday. But with the advent of internet now, beggars can be choosers and we can choose better tits.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2011 07:09:23
Her "stalker" just lost all interest and returned to the Freemason lodge.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2011 08:04:54
Is that actually a nipple or does she need to renew her Accu-tane prescription?
By Fenster, on May 24, 2011 09:10:44
Right on #21.
I blame that motherfucker Fez from That 70s Show. He banged Jennifer Love Hewitt and she turned into a cow, and got to bang 17-year-old Lindsay Lohan back in 2004 and she turned into a nympho coke slut.
By DoucheBagelow, on May 24, 2011 09:36:56
This girl looks terrible for her age. Well beyond her years. But besides that, how is it I never got arrested and still have to work my ass off to make ends meet. How is it this chick gets to frolic in the surf, sip drinks poolside, go shopping, and not have to work a day in her life? Is she that wealthy from those crummy movies? Who is paying her bills? Only in America.
By sv, on May 24, 2011 09:46:46
Yikes. I dont know what to think after seeing Britney's tits that point straight down, and Linday's 'no-nipples'. At this point if Miley Cyrus took her shirt off I'd expect to see nothing less than Kuato from Total Recall smiling at me.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2011 10:04:31
25
She has a night job. She on the payroll of several wealthy Austrians and East Europeans.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2011 10:46:24
#6...Loved your "Requiem for a Dream" reference point.
#25...one has to ask. How DOES she live this lifestyle. Obviously someone is paying for it, and why chose HER to be the recipient of this? She's a freak show.
Her body, but face in particular, are really starting to show the wear and tear. She looks like she's frolicking in an exploding cum frenzy, not waves. Can I say that?
...and "yes" to all who commented "Who wears sunglasses and/or jewelery into the sea? Loved the big cross ring. "I'm a believer!...that my life will always be like this." Daydream on, believer.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2011 10:51:42
More like Lindsay "LONJAS". Am I right?
By duder, on May 24, 2011 11:08:07
WTF!! Her areola has NO color whatsoever! I've never seen such a white areola ever. Do all redheads have albino nipples?? Gross.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2011 11:30:08
#21: Yeah, redheads usually have very light areolas but not totally colorless! They usually have like really light pink but Lindsay's are white, even whiter than the skin on her tits.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2011 11:37:52
Look at her hands in pic 10 they look like the hands of a meth whore.She is the most disgusting looking pig on the earth with herbrassy bad dye job and her big stupid trout lips.........when will she just die in a ditch ??
By anonymous, on May 24, 2011 12:28:19
This is why I don't like red heads. Too many freckles. I don't like old lady skin...Yuck
By RICKY RICARDO, on May 24, 2011 13:42:02
wow. all these haters. I would still do her. Even with her zombie tits.
By nom-nom-nom, on May 24, 2011 14:37:23
Redheads only make up about 7% of the population, so I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that many who pose the question of what's with her nips/areola haven't seen them on a natural redhead. For a natural redheads light pink nips are pretty much standard equipment Her's are a bit lighter than most, but not extraordinary so.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2011 14:41:59
not all redheads have pink areola's...my ex had dark nips an areola's an big like milk duds an she was redhead top an bottom matched..yes the majority of redheads that way but not all..My first Gf was a brunette an had no areola or nipple color ,kinda freaked me out haha..and it looks like Blohan's skin is molting (not melting,MOLTING) ...WTF happened to her..I would have dumped barrels of jizz in her just a few short yrs ago..now she looks like a freakled corpse..
By anonymous, on May 24, 2011 14:56:31
She looks like she smells like tuna fish.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2011 15:43:36
I'm not going to lie. I still rubbed one out.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2011 16:02:30
I agree, I like some pigment on a girls nipples. Is that the right word? By pigment I mean some color. But perhaps I would have let the color issue slide if her nipples were HARD at least, like #2 pencil erasers. Was the water Hot that day? Usually girls get cold very easily.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2011 16:28:02
Ok her boobs are great but those albino nips will haunt my dreams forever
By anonymous, on May 24, 2011 17:38:06
lmao @ #8
By anonymous, on May 24, 2011 19:09:04
given the lack of pigmentation of her areola and all this talk about redheads, it looks like Brandon Davis was right.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2011 22:05:32
And you can bet she has a pale pink pucker, possibly with the lightest bit of fuzz.
By FreekDaddy, on May 25, 2011 03:02:32
I normally don't nipples like that but something her strawberries and shortcake that make me horny.
C'MON!!!
By A man named GOB, on May 25, 2011 10:48:10
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