Talk shit now Todd ur little Brooklyn Decker and Kate Upton want look as half as good as Jessica when they hit their 30's shit they dont look good now in their 20's.
"Sarah Jessica Parker has spent her entire career tricking women into thinking that four ugly chicks could live in New York City and have every wealthy, attractive man fall at their feet with lavish gifts and professions of undying love"
yeah todd...you've said almost that whole thing word for word billions of times already....oooh youre so creative!!
SITC was porn for women...but the sad thing is, unlike men, female fans were too naive (or stupid) to realize that it was porn...and a complete fairy tale.
"I'm a Charlotte! I'm a Charlotte! I'm moving to NYC where my art history degree will get me a job at an exclusive gallery and a ten million dollar apartment!"
Yeah she's not very pretty at all. But on a different note, what the Hell happened to Somaya Reece? She used to be hot back in 03, much like Myspace and now she just looks awful... much like Myspace. I saw her on that crappy vh1 show the other day and I was like 'damn. she let her self go.' She looks like a MAN now, with huge Tits and extensions.
The Preakness, the second leg of horse racing' Triple Crown series, is right around the corner. Can SJP take down Derby winner Animal Kingdom? We shall see...
She looks like The Beast from that old TV show that starred Linda Hamilton. The sad thing is somebody told her she looked good in order for her to go out looking like that. Jesus Mr. Broderick, did you also have an attraction to your Project X co-stars?
wow 26 you're a fucking moron....im #20 and the point of my post was that todd recycles the same fucking jokes over and over and not even few and far between...like ALL THE TIME...it has nothing to do with sex and the city you fucking douche
I've always wondered who she was related to or who she screwed to get into "the biz" in the first place....must have been Secretariat...seriously, that hair needs to be on or over her face as much as possible all the time every day and night in the shower and behind closed doors and....I guess I made my point, huh?
Gotta give her credit she's got a great body considering shes in her forties and had kids! However the hair? If it looks ridiculous on cheryl cole then its gunna look bad on anyone!
"Gotta give her credit she's got a great body considering shes in her forties and had kids!"
She's grotesquely skinny. Seriously. That is "social x-ray" shit like Tom Wolfe talked about. Men don't find desiccation attractive at all, especially on a middle-aged woman. And doubly especially on a middle-aged woman with a horse-face.
55 Comments:
Leave Your Commentshe should not wear her hair off her face.
By abe vigoda's eyebrows, on May 10, 2011 07:56:14
She should not wear her face.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 08:03:41
holy crap.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 08:03:53
So she had her eyes and boobs done but not her NOSE?
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 08:13:15
Wow. This may be the best written post ever to appear on this site.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 08:22:50
Man arm/hand
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 08:30:57
nice shape, didn't notice she had a face
By cool, on May 10, 2011 08:32:35
Someone check her bag for those missing Dalmatians.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 08:46:52
A younger version of Jocelyn Wildenstein, no?
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 08:48:00
Nice rack
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 08:48:04
- what in the blue fuck is this supposed to be?
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 09:01:30
Her body is sick and her face.....well, it's sick but like diarrhea/vomiting sick
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 09:07:07
She had her nose done as well, the original was worse.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 09:29:59
Hahaha thumbs up @ #8
By Underpants Gnome, on May 10, 2011 09:31:50
No one ever summarized NYC better.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 09:34:54
If she just came out of that body shop in the background she should get her money back.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 09:57:07
Gargamel and Smurfette had a baby.
By IDONTGETOUTMUCHOK, on May 10, 2011 10:02:24
Talk shit now Todd ur little Brooklyn Decker and Kate Upton want look as half as good as Jessica when they hit their 30's shit they dont look good now in their 20's.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 10:18:45
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! The horror the horror.
A horse is a horse of course of course....
or maybe "...a face like a foot" -Peter Griffin.
By Amazing Larry, on May 10, 2011 10:24:36
"Sarah Jessica Parker has spent her entire career tricking women into thinking that four ugly chicks could live in New York City and have every wealthy, attractive man fall at their feet with lavish gifts and professions of undying love"
yeah todd...you've said almost that whole thing word for word billions of times already....oooh youre so creative!!
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 10:45:13
BUMPit!
By Jacks, on May 10, 2011 10:58:16
Actually, a pretty damn funny post.
SITC was porn for women...but the sad thing is, unlike men, female fans were too naive (or stupid) to realize that it was porn...and a complete fairy tale.
"I'm a Charlotte! I'm a Charlotte! I'm moving to NYC where my art history degree will get me a job at an exclusive gallery and a ten million dollar apartment!"
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 11:20:15
Yeah she's not very pretty at all. But on a different note, what the Hell happened to Somaya Reece? She used to be hot back in 03, much like Myspace and now she just looks awful... much like Myspace. I saw her on that crappy vh1 show the other day and I was like 'damn. she let her self go.' She looks like a MAN now, with huge Tits and extensions.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 11:34:16
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Bueller?
Bueller?
Bueller?
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 11:42:39
The Preakness, the second leg of horse racing' Triple Crown series, is right around the corner. Can SJP take down Derby winner Animal Kingdom? We shall see...
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 11:47:39
I think Todd must've hit a nerve with numbers 18 and 20.
It's ok, hon, the world needs washer women too.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 11:50:06
Scary Tyrannosaurus arms!
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 11:57:06
MARRY ME JESSICA!
By C. SHEEN, on May 10, 2011 12:15:52
She looks like The Beast from that old TV show that starred Linda Hamilton. The sad thing is somebody told her she looked good in order for her to go out looking like that. Jesus Mr. Broderick, did you also have an attraction to your Project X co-stars?
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 13:03:57
FOUR ugly chicks??? Kristin Davis and Kim Cattrall are certainly not ugly.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 13:06:29
Wasn't there a Family Guy episode where Peter said she looks like a foot? The animated man was right...
By BigUglyTexan, on May 10, 2011 13:07:00
I agree with #18. And Jessica is not even in her 30's anymore, she's actually 46 years old.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 13:12:57
I am so erect right now
By Perez Hilton, on May 10, 2011 13:15:00
has always been ugly. Can't believe the bitch is in front of a camera of any kind.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 13:52:17
alright who got it wet after midnight?
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 13:56:00
needs to spread vasoline on the lens for anything closer than 20 feet
By Woody Long, on May 10, 2011 14:16:34
she needs a nose job..that thing looks like Squidward.
Here's a shorter summary of NYC=smelly dump!
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 14:49:27
NAY!!!
By Mr. Ed, on May 10, 2011 15:26:45
wow 26 you're a fucking moron....im #20 and the point of my post was that todd recycles the same fucking jokes over and over and not even few and far between...like ALL THE TIME...it has nothing to do with sex and the city you fucking douche
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 15:55:28
With Kung-Fu grip that will rip your dick off.
By FreekDaddy, on May 10, 2011 15:58:44
Wow. At least her shoes are fab?
By Danity, on May 10, 2011 17:08:38
Hmmm...i need to move to NYC...full of desparate mediocre looking women...
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 17:23:17
I've always wondered who she was related to or who she screwed to get into "the biz" in the first place....must have been Secretariat...seriously, that hair needs to be on or over her face as much as possible all the time every day and night in the shower and behind closed doors and....I guess I made my point, huh?
By blasted1, on May 10, 2011 18:05:41
It looks like the Cowardly Lion and a horse reproduced.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 18:28:40
OMG those arms!!!!!wtf is that?
By anonymous, on May 10, 2011 21:20:50
Gotta give her credit she's got a great body considering shes in her forties and had kids! However the hair? If it looks ridiculous on cheryl cole then its gunna look bad on anyone!
By anonymous, on May 11, 2011 02:19:06
She was cute in Footloose, but that was made in 1984.
Thank you for the chuckles. Especially #2 & 11.
By Vero, on May 11, 2011 02:32:29
"Gotta give her credit she's got a great body considering shes in her forties and had kids!"
She's grotesquely skinny. Seriously. That is "social x-ray" shit like Tom Wolfe talked about. Men don't find desiccation attractive at all, especially on a middle-aged woman. And doubly especially on a middle-aged woman with a horse-face.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2011 03:12:56
@39/20: And yet you're still here. Reading the same posts. From the same guy. If you don't think he's funny, find a new page to whine on.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2011 04:45:58
The photographer should have put a paper bag over his camera before shooting.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2011 08:06:57
Looks like a horse fucked a scarecrow.
By jeditemple, on May 11, 2011 08:11:10
20 years ago with a (feed)bag over her face she was fuckable, that would have been the only time. Now just WTF?
By chucky, on May 11, 2011 08:30:52
Lion-O's grandmother is still alive?
By anonymous, on May 11, 2011 10:32:55
She screwed up her face. She should have just said no to surgery.
By Jaye, on May 11, 2011 10:50:24
LOL todd
By anonymous, on May 12, 2011 02:07:00
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