20 Comments:

1. I can only imagine that listening to that chick's voice for more than 10 minutes would make Ryan want to shave off his nipples a la Bob Geldoff...

   By anonymous, on June 1, 2011 05:28:34

2. That thing you did there with the links. Pretty damned funny!

   By anonymous, on June 1, 2011 05:38:50

3. I'd fuck her ass so hard her eyes would bug out even more

   By william jefferson big dong clinton, on June 1, 2011 05:39:09

4. It ended for good when she finally invited him into her home and all he could say was "but...but...this is a cave?!!! You live in a cave???"

   By anonymous, on June 1, 2011 05:44:00

5. Her voice? Have you heard the mush that he speaks? It sounds like he talking with marbles under his tongue. He almost needs subtitles in his films.

   By true grit, on June 1, 2011 05:54:08

6. Wow, i was surprized to see Todds name on this post! U getting sappy and sweet. u feeling ok...Ryan p should have never left his wife,and family.She went on to find a real man.
   As far as that tackey skank Adrian C, she is way to obsessed with herself, to be in a relationship with anyone but herself.And about love...not sure if its real after 30

   By anonymous, on June 1, 2011 06:11:46

7. She was hot in Mamma Mia...

   By anonymous, on June 1, 2011 06:14:30

8. haha EYEBALLZZZZZ

   By jillyloo, on June 1, 2011 06:22:24

9. The only plug pulled on their relationship was Ryan's buttplug

   By ryan philippe is light in his loafers, on June 1, 2011 06:25:03

10. In all seriousness, good for this bitch. She seems sweet and cute (her eyes are a ok by me) and is sexy too. Ryan Phillipe hasn't had a hit movie in like a decade. Time to trade up!

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2011 06:27:47

11. Dear Amanda,
    
    now that you are single, we can finally date. I know you may not want to jump back into a relationship so i will settle for a booty call.
    
    Thanks
    
    M

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2011 06:41:57

12. Does anyone else get freaked out by the eyes?

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2011 06:43:07

13. she must have the peripheral vision of a hammerhead shark.
    
    http://www.tehrantimes.com/news/10749/09_HAMMER.jpg

    By Marty Feldman, on June 1, 2011 06:55:28

14. Check her out in Chloe: Lots of nakedness and she gives Julianne Moore a handjob. When she's naked, who looks at the eyes anyway?

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2011 07:00:09

15. I don't care how big her eyes are, I'd rail her ass like a freight train.
    
    Plus, big eyes mean that she can better see my tiny penis.

    By tizzle, on June 1, 2011 07:24:34

16. What's up with her skin? She has the arms of a 50-year old.

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2011 07:33:04

17. Amanda Seifried is one of the only HOT chicks in Hollywood at the moment, eyes and all! She puts megan faux to shame!

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2011 08:42:36

18. #15 LOL thank you for your honesty.

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2011 10:34:33

19. Lame.

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2011 11:42:58

20. The paparazzi "lens craft er"roneous tales of betrayal... lol.

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2011 14:20:35