I don't even know or care who that ugly emo chick is but I'm sure all 15 of the Rays' fans in attendance will get over hearing a little profanity. Hell that's about the most exciting thing they've seen/heard all year!
oh! hi avril. i was sitting here. i wasn't doing noth'n. twiddling my thumbs. yup it kinda looks like i've got three thumbs there, but nope! that's not one of my thumbs. you can tell by that split fingernail. oh yes! it's making a mess. i'd better get some paper towels for that, i mean if you don't want it.
Manufactured safe pop for moms and daughters to share like Gene Simmons is the shit this chick puts out. She's so fucking bad she makes Katy Perry seem like actual talent (I mean boobs).
She is punk like Friends was edgy comedy. But I would bang her until her pink hair turned white with my spunk. #3 nailed it And I would nail it well, with disinfectant. I'm guessing her kitty is looking more like Bill The Cat these days.
so are you gonna go with the "she thinks shes john lennon" joke every time you post about her? way to not even pretend you dont rip off your own jokes with this one...i mean really dude, you link to an old post where you use that and then atually put it in this same fucking post? lame and lazy bro, seriously...
"Grudge rape?" Really? You are a lame,pathetic,profoundly unfunny POS. I genuinely hope you experience being raped yourself; and it simply can't happen soon enough.
C'mon she said FUCK on an open mic, who cares , America needs more profanity, more freedom, "the land of the free" is getting lost on all that bullshit censorship
....Grudge raped, grudge club her to death like a drunken Eskimo beating a baby seal---who cares. When referring to this particular she-cunt, lets call it what it truly is--- grudge justice.
Oh, and as for you rape sensitive types, I hope you do realize that there are far, far, worse acts of unspeakable horrors than rape, that do indeed happen to men globally on daily basis.
Why women seem to think they have a monopoly on misery just by the mere mention of the word-- RAPE, is beyond comprehension, not to mention stupendously stupid.
And is it not better to be more optimistic about the whole rape thing anyway? We have all heard the sentiment---when life hands you lemons, try to make lemonade. Well I but a new twist on an old lemon life saying--- when being raped, try to rub one out. And for you overachievers, two or three.
The Katrina comment, was made up by a freelance writer for Q Magazine and Avril made a public denouement of the article on the Buzz Bishop radio show, you can find it in his podcasts, so don't try and use a made up story to try and lambaste her. Get your facts right and do a little research. Futhermore big deal if she dropped an f-bomb, she apologized for it and if you watch the videos of the show, you will see that no one cared, the crowd cheered her on. The only people upset was the management. Really your blog is far more rude than anything Avril has ever done.
I agree with most of your posts except for this one. I mean yes, she is not perfect. So what if she said the F-word society is getting too conservative I mean everyone says it in schools. Like the commenter above said the freelance writer did make that up. I also noticed that in most of your posts you put "White" girl/guy/person. That's racist and offensive. If you're going to put that up there then you might as well tell your commenters your race.
26 Comments:
Leave Your CommentHow in the hell is she still relevant? Isn't her 15 minutes WAY over?
By fubar, on June 1, 2011 03:59:28
Not one of your best rants, Todd. If you're going with a rape joke then just stick to it. But equating "grudge rape" with "banging" is kinda shitty.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2011 04:33:30
Her appeal is that she looks like a teen slut. In a few years she'll look like Stevie Nicks, and it will all be over. Time can be a great equalizer.
By Mick Fleetwood, on June 1, 2011 04:50:59
I don't even know or care who that ugly emo chick is but I'm sure all 15 of the Rays' fans in attendance will get over hearing a little profanity. Hell that's about the most exciting thing they've seen/heard all year!
FACE
By The Face, on June 1, 2011 05:05:39
She's an ignorant tool. Consider her the douche female version of John Mayer.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2011 05:17:04
"equating "grudge rape" with "banging" is kinda shitty."
come on, after the first time a girl throws a hissy fit after you suddenly come in her mouth, it all becomes grudge rape
By anonymous, on June 1, 2011 05:17:26
Exactly #3, and what an appeal it is.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2011 05:45:40
And yet I'd still fuck the living bejeesus outta her. Something about those chipmunk cheeks and bitchy attitude that make me go hard and long.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2011 07:09:19
she is a washed up has been and is totally fug
By anonymous, on June 1, 2011 07:14:18
haha, wow! That whole "scalping is illegal" joke is even funnier the 2nd time it's posted! Great job recycling it. http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2011/01/avril-lavigne-is-in-a-bikini.html
By anonymous, on June 1, 2011 08:42:59
oh! hi avril. i was sitting here. i wasn't doing noth'n. twiddling my thumbs. yup it kinda looks like i've got three thumbs there, but nope! that's not one of my thumbs. you can tell by that split fingernail. oh yes! it's making a mess. i'd better get some paper towels for that, i mean if you don't want it.
By Herman Bumfudle, on June 1, 2011 09:32:00
#10, yeah... It's like the "beast mode" joke.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2011 09:53:55
Manufactured safe pop for moms and daughters to share like Gene Simmons is the shit this chick puts out. She's so fucking bad she makes Katy Perry seem like actual talent (I mean boobs).
By chucky, on June 1, 2011 12:53:48
She is punk like Friends was edgy comedy.
But I would bang her until her pink hair turned white with my spunk.
#3 nailed it
And I would nail it
well, with disinfectant. I'm guessing her kitty is looking more like Bill The Cat these days.
By World Class Dick, on June 1, 2011 13:20:13
On behalf of almost every Canadian - YOU CAN KEEP HER!
By bitingontinfoil, on June 1, 2011 13:32:54
so are you gonna go with the "she thinks shes john lennon" joke every time you post about her? way to not even pretend you dont rip off your own jokes with this one...i mean really dude, you link to an old post where you use that and then atually put it in this same fucking post? lame and lazy bro, seriously...
By anonymous, on June 1, 2011 13:44:11
"Grudge rape?" Really? You are a lame,pathetic,profoundly unfunny POS. I genuinely hope you experience being raped yourself; and it simply can't happen soon enough.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2011 14:54:53
she kinda looks like that twilight beezie here..
I am not sure who I am making fun of at this point.
By Unnecessary RetardeD, on June 1, 2011 14:56:38
C'mon she said FUCK on an open mic, who cares , America needs more profanity, more freedom, "the land of the free" is getting lost on all that bullshit censorship
By anonymous, on June 1, 2011 15:08:47
....Grudge raped, grudge club her to death like a drunken Eskimo beating a baby seal---who cares. When referring to this particular she-cunt, lets call it what it truly is--- grudge justice.
Oh, and as for you rape sensitive types, I hope you do realize that there are far, far, worse acts of unspeakable horrors than rape, that do indeed happen to men globally on daily basis.
Why women seem to think they have a monopoly on misery just by the mere mention of the word-- RAPE, is beyond comprehension, not to mention stupendously stupid.
And is it not better to be more optimistic about the whole rape thing anyway? We have all heard the sentiment---when life hands you lemons, try to make lemonade. Well I but a new twist on an old lemon life saying--- when being raped, try to rub one out. And for you overachievers, two or three.
By Artofwar, on June 1, 2011 21:15:27
She swore. Big fucking deal.
Her teefs look like they hurt her mouth.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2011 00:52:53
Poster #20.. f'real... if you count the dudes raped in Prison, there are way more male rape victims.
By Unnecessary RetardeD, on June 2, 2011 23:16:39
I was laughing up until the phrase "grudge rape".
By anonymous, on June 3, 2011 08:42:23
The Katrina comment, was made up by a freelance writer for Q Magazine and Avril made a public denouement of the article on the Buzz Bishop radio show, you can find it in his podcasts, so don't try and use a made up story to try and lambaste her. Get your facts right and do a little research. Futhermore big deal if she dropped an f-bomb, she apologized for it and if you watch the videos of the show, you will see that no one cared, the crowd cheered her on. The only people upset was the management. Really your blog is far more rude than anything Avril has ever done.
By anonymous, on June 3, 2011 22:12:02
I think she is pretty awesome
By anonymous, on June 3, 2011 22:17:28
I agree with most of your posts except for this one. I mean yes, she is not perfect. So what if she said the F-word society is getting too conservative I mean everyone says it in schools. Like the commenter above said the freelance writer did make that up. I also noticed that in most of your posts you put "White" girl/guy/person. That's racist and offensive. If you're going to put that up there then you might as well tell your commenters your race.
By anonymous, on June 7, 2011 13:48:25
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