15 Comments:

1. Jessica has even enlisted her fiancé, Eric Johnson, who has been helping Ashlee craft songs.
   
   Not a good idea.

   By they will fuck, you see, on June 26, 2011 08:14:59

2. I wish someone would stage an intervention for Jessica...from big macs

   By CLUELESS, on June 26, 2011 08:48:21

3. i wish someone would stage an intervention for Jessica...from SONGWRITING.

   By anonymous, on June 26, 2011 10:04:01

4. After that, Lynn Spears can give her advice on parenting, and Jessica can give her advice on weight loss. Would work just about as well.

   By anonymous, on June 26, 2011 10:22:26

5. If they really wanna be famous, I think filming themselves tag-teaming a guy is the way to go for them at this point.

   By anonymous, on June 26, 2011 11:08:49

6. Jessica Simpson has fat tits.
   
   I just wanted to point out that important fact.

   By anonymous, on June 26, 2011 11:27:42

7. Worthless pathetic twats.

   By anonymous, on June 26, 2011 15:07:14

8. What is this tramp crying about? she's the one who filed for divorce and fuck his buddy, putting Pete through hell...Fuck that bitch!

   By Dick Face, on June 27, 2011 03:05:04

9. Isn't there some abandoned island we can drop these useless twats on?

   By anonymous, on June 27, 2011 04:47:09

10. Fat, worthless box-of-rocks gets unemployed, failed NFL defensive back to write songs for untalented, homo-marrying drunken sister...and then wants to stage an intervention for said sister.
    
    Yeh, it's got success written all over it.
    
    

    By IDONTGETOUTMUCHOK, on June 27, 2011 06:14:27

11. I bet the buffet at this intervention will be the best on the planet. Will probably have a full bar too.

    By IDONTGETOUTMUCHOK, on June 27, 2011 06:20:08

12. Ashlee must be doing a ton of coke too, because she has not gained any weight from drinking.
    
    Chestica needs an Intervention too.

    By abe vigoda's eyebrows, on June 27, 2011 07:04:13

13. I'll pick up a couple of bottles and saunter over. Perhaps she wants to get nekkid later.

    By anonymous, on June 27, 2011 07:58:10

14. I broke my left hand yesterday and its been a super drag talking shit via typing with one hand.. sigh..
    
    dang.. Ashlee can't do anything right. she married a dude chick, got caught slippin lip synching and now this.. she can't even be a boozer right... poor thing.
    
    I strongly recommend the two of them get together over a jar of mayo (lite) and a few bottles of Boonsfarm n flip a coin to figure out whose going to write the tell all book bout how Papa Joe would teach them how to be sexy when they were 12 and which one can be the guest star on hollywood squares...(is that show still on)
    
    infomercials are out cause you know.. they already do that...
    
    maaaybe this is all a scam because jessica has no other way to justify that many platters of fried chicken on one credit card purchase.. ? thats detective shit right there

    By Unnecessary RetardeD, on June 27, 2011 21:54:24

15. "Ashley, this baggy looks like it's full of cocaine, but it says it's Columbian Sugar. I don't get it. Is it cocaine, or is it sugar?"
    
    People who saw this Genius At Work on reality TV will surely appreciate this reference.

    By BoomBoomBoomMuffins, on June 28, 2011 17:50:04