Well , you know women can't judge distance - they are always being told 6 inches is a foot .Kirstie has the reverse problem . She believes a 44 inch waist is a 22 "
Megan Fox looks like she would wear out a brotha' during a daylong session inside a hotel room in Puerta Vallarta. She'd even turn her head around and say: "is that all you got?". Then I'd have to slap her ass and give it to her harder.
Kristie Allie doesn't even look like she could screw for two minutes without having an angina attack. And she weighs as much as some sistas out there too.
The zippers would have to be made of some kind of alien super-metal that the Transformers fucking brought to earth for this freak to fit in any article of clothing that Megan Fox wears. She's even too fat for Megan's sunglasses... She looks like she has a 22" neck waddle for fuck sakes.
This is just crazy talk. My three year old who is quite skinny has a 22 inch waist. I agree, her thighs wouldn't fit into a 22 inch dress. How did she pull it over her hips? Impossible is what that is.
Her fucking bingo-wing ARMS are not even as small as 22 inches around. Hey, Hendricks, you fat, sweaty pig, you smelling the bacon grease future when you see these pics?
Scientologists are so deluded,but there's another group of people that actually believe a supernatural being created and controls the Universe and even He couldn't fit one of Megan's outfits on this terminal fatty.
Props to her for getting the weight off. Hopefully she can keep it off this time. But for god's sake, even when I was 19 years old and 110 pounds (at 5'5") I didn't have a 22 inch waist. Most human beings just don't have internal organs than can be squeezed that narrowly. I have a hard time believing, as delusional as she may be, that she actually said that.
She looks fantastic but no, not as small as she THINKS she is. She lost all that weight by working out/dancing for five hours a day. Unless she keeps on doing that (and who can?) she's just gonna gain it back again.
I think Kirstie was being a smart ass like she always was on her show. Anyone who is a fan or was a fan would understand her sense of human. I'm sure she knows we can clearly see she is not nearly as tiny as Megan Fox.
I think Kirstie was being a smart ass like she always was on her show. Anyone who is a fan or was a fan would understand her sense of humor. I'm sure she knows we can clearly see she is not nearly as tiny as Megan Fox.
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Leave Your CommentKirsties thighs aren't even a 22.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 06:05:43
Well , you know women can't judge distance - they are always being told 6 inches is a foot .Kirstie has the reverse problem . She believes a 44 inch waist is a 22 "
By Dean Keaton, on June 17, 2011 06:07:31
I mean, she looks so much better than she used to, but 22 inches? No.freaking.way.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 06:08:14
I am much smaller than Kirstie Alley (aka, not a fatass) and don't have a 22 inch waist. Because I'm not a. Megan Fox or b. 12 years old.
By caroline, on June 17, 2011 06:10:01
Still gross.
By cumrocket, on June 17, 2011 06:20:09
Megan Fox looks like she would wear out a brotha' during a daylong session inside a hotel room in Puerta Vallarta. She'd even turn her head around and say: "is that all you got?". Then I'd have to slap her ass and give it to her harder.
Kristie Allie doesn't even look like she could screw for two minutes without having an angina attack. And she weighs as much as some sistas out there too.
Fox wins. Enough said.
By Sevenmack, on June 17, 2011 06:46:44
Even Sam Malone wouldn't fuck her now.
I bet all the turds at her $cientology meetings tell how "great" she looks.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 06:49:39
She does look much better.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 06:54:07
The zippers would have to be made of some kind of alien super-metal that the Transformers fucking brought to earth for this freak to fit in any article of clothing that Megan Fox wears. She's even too fat for Megan's sunglasses... She looks like she has a 22" neck waddle for fuck sakes.
Bleh...
By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 06:54:22
Crazy; but I guess if you pull in your stomach you can make your waist small momentarily. and the dress acts like a corsette?
By Confused, on June 17, 2011 06:56:10
she looks much better, but she's a 10 at best
By Robin, on June 17, 2011 07:30:50
Within six months she'll be a size 40 again.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 07:39:08
She looks a lot better than she did, but she is delusional if she thinks she's anywhere near to having a size 22 inch waist.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 08:00:20
Circumference vs diameter?
Are you talking about pi?
Kirstie uses actual pies for pi purposes.
And it's a wonder her math isn't worse.
If you ask her to count in threes she responds with 3, 6 , butter creme, key lime, sweet potato, 30.
By joejoe, on June 17, 2011 08:02:26
I don't think in the heyday of her hotness back on Cheers she had a 22 inch waist.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 08:24:21
Maybe her thigh is 22 inches, not her waist
By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 08:24:36
Her waist is clearly only slightly larger than 22 inches
Because it depends on what "slightly larger" means
By A. Politician, on June 17, 2011 08:51:02
I'd plow this chunky bitch into next Tuesday.
By FlawedCynic, on June 17, 2011 08:53:28
She forgot to multiply it by pi. Common mistake.
By Cubs Fan, on June 17, 2011 09:28:29
oh please. she is easily 2-3x my size, and I can't get into a 22 inch waist dress.
By abe vigoda's eyebrows, on June 17, 2011 09:29:27
This is just crazy talk. My three year old who is quite skinny has a 22 inch waist. I agree, her thighs wouldn't fit into a 22 inch dress. How did she pull it over her hips? Impossible is what that is.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 09:54:56
Her fucking bingo-wing ARMS are not even as small as 22 inches around. Hey, Hendricks, you fat, sweaty pig, you smelling the bacon grease future when you see these pics?
By Hendricks is faaaaaaat, on June 17, 2011 09:56:33
Scientologists are so deluded,but there's another group of people that actually believe a supernatural being created and controls the Universe and even He couldn't fit one of Megan's outfits on this terminal fatty.
By toddiesboy, on June 17, 2011 10:10:19
Bitch, Please! No one looking at you believes that tall tale. I'm a size 10 and she makes three of me. She's easily a 14/16 at best.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 12:41:47
Props to her for getting the weight off. Hopefully she can keep it off this time. But for god's sake, even when I was 19 years old and 110 pounds (at 5'5") I didn't have a 22 inch waist. Most human beings just don't have internal organs than can be squeezed that narrowly. I have a hard time believing, as delusional as she may be, that she actually said that.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 12:43:22
She must have been misquoted. Instead of saying 22 inch waist she must have said size 22 dress. Simple mistake, really.
By MourningTheDeathofMusic, on June 17, 2011 12:57:50
22 inches around her head? maybe. Even possibly a pussy 22 inches across. But a 22 inch waist only if its divided by the radius around her fat ass.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 13:35:49
Small as Megan Fox? No, but her ass is smaller than Kim Kardashians.
By Underpants Gnome, on June 17, 2011 19:38:20
Did you know that they had to reinforce the dance floor on "Dancing with the Stars" because Kirsty was a contestant?
By anonymous, on June 18, 2011 04:41:26
She looks fantastic but no, not as small as she THINKS she is. She lost all that weight by working out/dancing for five hours a day. Unless she keeps on doing that (and who can?) she's just gonna gain it back again.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2011 14:35:09
perhaps she has 'finally' mastered sarcasm?!
By anonymous, on June 19, 2011 17:02:47
It is doubtful that even Megan Fox has a 22 inch waist. That's pretty damn tiny.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2011 08:58:15
I think Kirstie was being a smart ass like she always was on her show. Anyone who is a fan or was a fan would understand her sense of human. I'm sure she knows we can clearly see she is not nearly as tiny as Megan Fox.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2011 23:13:02
I think Kirstie was being a smart ass like she always was on her show. Anyone who is a fan or was a fan would understand her sense of humor. I'm sure she knows we can clearly see she is not nearly as tiny as Megan Fox.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2011 23:32:35
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