Reminds me how birth control is great, but ruins society. Without it, Brian or someone would've knocked her up before Shia could've hit it, instead he has to marry the chick knowing Shia went there before getting back together. The whoreish ways of women are swept under the rug due to less pregnancies exposing it.
Too many conflicting stories. Who the fuck knows anymore. What is this source? When they say a source, it could mean Mickey Mouse. Also, the thing about her getting fired by Spielberg. Now that's not true anymore? Somebody is making shit up.
What a hoe jumping on some cock the minute they "have a break" she must not love him, probably wanted Shia but Shia could only tolerate so much muff stench at a time
Its all a scam, a swerve to throw people off. Megan Fox IS in Transformers 3 but as a Villian. She's some how a "blood relative" to Megatron or Unicron or some other evil entity and was a cyborg/robotic organism sent in to infiltrate the Human/Autobot alliance. They just didn't want people to find out so they cooked up this whole 'controversy'.
Oh yeah, such a whore. Please, give me a break. If a man was half as good looking as Megan, they'd fuck the whole world, not only during the break, but also during the entire relationship.
George: She's confiding in him about our dates. You always like the person you talk to about the date more than the date! It's just a matter of time till they realize, 'Hey, we could have sex.'
Jerry: What's stopping them?
George: Exactly! You know how they get animals to reproduce in captivity? They just put them in the same cage.
There was actually pics of the two of them on the red carpet for one of the shitty Transformers movies where it was kinda obvious the way she was draping herself on him she wanted to fuck Wheresthebeef, and though I think he probably swings both ways like a kitchen door, someone like Megan, gross tats and weird thumbs wouldn't stop any red blooded man with a penis, so honestly I can't say I'd blame him nor would anyone who's not 100% homo and I know even some homos that would fuck her.
Have no enough money to buy a building? Worry not, because this is possible to get the home loans to solve such kind of problems. So get a collateral loan to buy all you need.
So I guess Shia was one of the "only 2 guys" she's ever slept with. If you recall her Harper's Bazaar interview, bitch claims to have only been with 2 guys in her life.
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Leave Your Commentusing the "Ross" defense?? WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!! classic!
By batterycock, on June 30, 2011 05:57:21
Reminds me how birth control is great, but ruins society. Without it, Brian or someone would've knocked her up before Shia could've hit it, instead he has to marry the chick knowing Shia went there before getting back together. The whoreish ways of women are swept under the rug due to less pregnancies exposing it.
By anonymous, on June 30, 2011 06:12:17
Too many conflicting stories. Who the fuck knows anymore. What is this source? When they say a source, it could mean Mickey Mouse. Also, the thing about her getting fired by Spielberg. Now that's not true anymore? Somebody is making shit up.
By anonymous, on June 30, 2011 06:21:25
I like the tricycle whore part
What a hoe jumping on some cock the minute they "have a break" she must not love him, probably wanted Shia but Shia could only tolerate so much muff stench at a time
By anonymous, on June 30, 2011 06:23:44
this whole post made me LOL...love it.
By anonymous, on June 30, 2011 06:23:48
Thank you! Very funny. This made my day.
By Sasquatch , on June 30, 2011 06:29:04
What a coincidence that the new Transformers movie comes out the same week as this "story". Crazy!
By anonymous, on June 30, 2011 06:57:48
Its all a scam, a swerve to throw people off. Megan Fox IS in Transformers 3 but as a Villian. She's some how a "blood relative" to Megatron or Unicron or some other evil entity and was a cyborg/robotic organism sent in to infiltrate the Human/Autobot alliance. They just didn't want people to find out so they cooked up this whole 'controversy'.
By anonymous, on June 30, 2011 07:13:59
she is a skank ho that fucks her way to where she is NOWHERE PLEASE STOP WITH THIS BITCH TODD
By WALT1295, on June 30, 2011 07:21:21
Awesome! Thanks for the laughs as usual Todd!
By gsx, on June 30, 2011 07:21:50
i hoped you wrecked that shit shia.
By anonymous, on June 30, 2011 08:15:08
She has such pretty thumbs.
By anonymous, on June 30, 2011 08:18:11
Whatever. He's still a douche bag.
By anonymous, on June 30, 2011 08:19:11
She just had to complete the set. Douche and BAG.
By IDONTGETOUTMUCHOK, on June 30, 2011 08:33:32
Oh yeah, such a whore. Please, give me a break. If a man was half as good looking as Megan, they'd fuck the whole world, not only during the break, but also during the entire relationship.
By anonymous, on June 30, 2011 10:10:48
I think the rant also included something about "before jacuzzi".
By Cubs Fan, on June 30, 2011 10:43:44
Ha ha ha, that was a funny post, man.
By reader since the brendon days, on June 30, 2011 11:45:51
So, how did shia ladouche get to nail her?
George: She's confiding in him about our dates. You always like the person you
talk to about the date more than the date! It's just a matter of time till they
realize, 'Hey, we could have sex.'
Jerry: What's stopping them?
George: Exactly! You know how they get animals to reproduce in captivity?
They just put them in the same cage.
By anonymous, on June 30, 2011 12:00:45
Good Lord- her tattoo is so hideous!
By anonymous, on June 30, 2011 12:56:48
OMG, who is that super ugly orange chick wearing hideous makeup behind Megan?!
By anonymous, on June 30, 2011 14:25:33
So basically she likes pubescent-looking dorky white guys? Todd, you stand a chance!
By anonymous, on June 30, 2011 15:07:27
He may have got her naked but no way he got her off. This geeky twerp was probably a trigger happy jack hammer shocked by his luck.
By anonymous, on June 30, 2011 16:39:14
LOL, Brian's probably in tears, weeping like a baby as all of her fuck buddies are coming out.
By Dick Face, on June 30, 2011 17:07:45
There was actually pics of the two of them on the red carpet for one of the shitty Transformers movies where it was kinda obvious the way she was draping herself on him she wanted to fuck Wheresthebeef, and though I think he probably swings both ways like a kitchen door, someone like Megan, gross tats and weird thumbs wouldn't stop any red blooded man with a penis, so honestly I can't say I'd blame him nor would anyone who's not 100% homo and I know even some homos that would fuck her.
By chucky, on June 30, 2011 18:14:17
Have no enough money to buy a building? Worry not, because this is possible to get the home loans to solve such kind of problems. So get a collateral loan to buy all you need.
By ALVARADOLorena, on July 1, 2011 00:23:05
I seriously do not know ANY guys that would not utter the words, "I would love to break my dick off in her,"when it comes to his piece of ass.
By Facebook Me, on July 1, 2011 05:00:34
So I guess Shia was one of the "only 2 guys" she's ever slept with. If you recall her Harper's Bazaar interview, bitch claims to have only been with 2 guys in her life.
By anonymous, on July 2, 2011 16:23:30
If BAG was crying, he was crying into the wet vaginas of a 1,000 of Hollywood's next Megan Fox's.
By anonymous, on July 5, 2011 09:13:42
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