Scarlett Johansson Is A Butterbrain

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  1. Butterbrain...more like Butter Face. She is not pretty. Nice rack, Nick butt, but her face is awful. When she hits 35 she'll weigh 200 pounds

    By STin TEX, on June 17, 2011 05:36:34

  2. She can be pretty hot when she puts her mind to it. In this set of pics, I can relate to Sean.

    By IDONTGETOUTMUCHOK, on June 17, 2011 05:46:04

  3. I have to say, I honestly think she looks horrible in those pictures. lumped with her "falling in Love" with Sean Penn, has pretty much destroyed any attraction I had for her.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 05:49:46

  4. C'mon Sean... what the hell were you expecting? If she was hot AND smart she would have been married by now.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 05:51:16

  5. C'mon Sean... what the hell were you expecting? If she was hot AND smart she would have been married by now.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 05:51:16

  6. So "free spirit" is the politically correct term for stupid?

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 05:56:43

  7. She is the typical Hollywood pseudo-intellectual d-bag who assumes they're smart and then spout off on topics they know nothing about..In reality your a dope who knows nothing sokeep your mouth shut and look hot. He's a pompous d-bag, they sound like a perfect couple

    By PK, on June 17, 2011 05:59:53

  8. Yeaaahhh, Sean Penn is a worldclass douchebag but he's spot-on and/or whatever wiff of reality here personally I can't blame him. I mean just look at her with those herp derp derp eyes, she's a vacuous and and dimmer than a filamentless lightbulb, the only thing stimulating is her rack I guess and her body but face it, that DOES get old. And her face is only kinda meh, she's overrated and even her boobs are weird, one is a different size.

    By chucky, on June 17, 2011 06:11:40

  9. I'm pretty sure I'm the only guy on the planet who thinks she's kind of weird looking.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 06:16:40

  10. WHY WHY WHY did she Cut her HAIR?! What a way to start my weekend :(

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 06:19:45

  11. So she's dim and looks like that. My stock in this chick just keeps going up.

    By Deadsider, on June 17, 2011 06:20:45

  12. Sean Penn is a high school dropout.Seriously.

    By spermcannon, on June 17, 2011 06:21:24

  13. she really needs to display that rack better to distract from that face... butterbrain and butterface yikes

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 06:27:10

  14. Complaining about Scarlett being dumb is like railing against Sean Penn for being an abusive asshole prick. You knew that when you bought the package.

    In any case, Scarlett could use some New York City black snake in that fine ass of hers. I'm ready to ease it in.

    By Sevenmack, on June 17, 2011 06:41:20

  15. Penn only got so far as Santa Monica High School, so who is he to fucking talk?

    That also explains his idiotic and hopeleffly superficial understanding of global affairs. He's an actor and no one, but no one, takes him seriously.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 06:54:41

  16. What's with that pic??? She looks like Molly Ringwald.

    I find this hard to masturbate to.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 07:18:16

  17. Smart chicks are overrated. Dumb chicks are easier to talk in to doing anal. Speaking of overrated, Scarlett is most definitely.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 07:18:47

  18. Hey 14, don't you ever get tired of the same old boringass shtick?
    "my black snake", "my black meat", etc... that all you got, brother?

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 07:19:54

  19. This coming from a guy that married Madonna. A-Class Douche.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 07:30:45

  20. That hair is fugly, go back to blonde

    By Robin, on June 17, 2011 07:31:44

  21. What a dick.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 07:49:18

  22. Sean Penn is a pompous ass. Lots of opinions , but no valuable thoughts

    By Dean keaton, on June 17, 2011 07:55:45

  23. Sean Peen (heh heh) found the one person he could talk down to regarding intellectual vapidity.

    I, for one, would not have cared if she was busily explaining to me how Keynes really had it right, and there is a grand multiplier effect for deficit spending, blah blah blah, or whatever utterly batshit stuff she wanted to spout. As long as I had access to that bod, she could say whatever and I would be fine with it.

    Until she got fat, then GTFO.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 10:01:42

  24. Too bad it wasn't a murder/suicide

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 11:33:57

  25. Because Sean is such a brilliant, world-class intellectual...I run into him at academic conferences all the time, don't you all?

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 12:33:13

  26. Might have a butter brain, but her ass is phenomenal.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 13:31:58

  27. Sean Penn is a totally uninformed idiot. He should take Bama and move in with Hugo! Maybe They could all suck off George Soros.

    By Ron Reagan, on June 17, 2011 13:59:48

  28. Sean Penn knows as much about politics as I do about brain surgery. He's a delusional "intellectual" who pretends to be someone else for a living. He needs to go back to school and take a few pointers from the "you gave up an ass like that because of politics?"

    This is proof positive Sean Penn's a closet queer who needs Tom Cruise to service him every other Thursday before he goes to the Starbucks down the street to have a "deep and meaningful political discussion" with the homeless guy pissing into a mailbox.

    Fuck you Sean Penn, you self-absorbed pansy.

    By Doctor Jest, on June 17, 2011 16:23:04

  29. #7 - "In reality your a dope.."

    Ah, irony.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 16:23:37

  30. She understands the politics of sex, and it has got her far. If she makes enough money now, it won't matter in a few years when she loses her appeal.

    By Veronica, on June 17, 2011 16:49:53

  31. what the fuck did she do to her hair?

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 18:30:57

  32. #7 nailed it. You mean a 26 year old just might not be as informed or worldly as a 50 year old? I'm both shocked and appalled lol. She probably knows as much at her age as he did 24 years ago ironically. I have a feeling that Ryan Reynolds was actually too smart for her too. I like intelligent women, but I don't f them because their intelligence. The university was right to not give her special admission.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2011 19:14:44

  33. Not good for high end intelligent conversation but very good for sputzing a tablespoon of shellac across her face. Fair trade off I'd say.

    By Underpants Gnome, on June 17, 2011 19:48:33

  34. Not good for high end intelligent conversation but very good for sputzing a tablespoon of shellac across her face. Fair trade off I'd say.

    By Underpants Gnome, on June 17, 2011 19:48:37

  35. She's losing it already. Shame.

    By sv, on June 18, 2011 03:36:36

  36. Sean Penn should go to a finishing school to give him a little class. This chick boned him and hung out with him. She's hot and had plenty of other options - what does she get for it? Headlines that he thinks she's stupid.

    In my opinion, Sean Penn is an angry midget who babbles nonsense like the little fucker in the Lord of the Rings.

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2011 04:15:52

  37. Sean, meet the Kettle. You can go ahead and call him "black".

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2011 04:39:22

  38. reading between the lines on this article, I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess this chick does Anal

    By The Bone, on June 18, 2011 04:58:23

  39. with all that money, why wouldn't she try to get an education?

    By anon, on June 18, 2011 08:49:20

  40. What an ugly ugly woman. she has a face like a pig. Don't get why she is so popular..

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2011 16:11:13

  41. Well, #18, when you got it, flaunt it, use it and tag it. Those who don't just complain about those who do using it.

    By Sevenmack, on June 19, 2011 08:35:28

  42. She has a bigger dick than Penn.

    By anonymous, on June 19, 2011 08:44:33

  43. You know your dim when even Sean Penn towers above you intellectually.

    Joking apart most of hollywoods 'A' list can barely finish of a comic strip let alone college. Of course movies tend not to get made unless a big name is attached. When most of them are chronically stupid is it any wonder the US movie industry is so heavily dumbed down!?

    By anonymous, on June 19, 2011 17:07:35

  44. How does being not knowledgeable about politics make you automatically unintelligent? Not everyone's interested in fucking politics. I don't like politics. Does that mean I'm stupid? No, it just means I don't like politics.

    I can't stand when people get offended and look down on others who aren't as informed as they are on certain topics. Screw off, mothafuckers. We know about plenty of shit that you probably have no inkling of.

    By Sean Caca, on June 19, 2011 22:46:55

  45. Oh please... what does a 50 yr old "uncle" expects from a girl that could easily be his granddaughter??? And men still think they're smart... if she was that intelligent, she wouldn't be banging him huhuhuhuhu besides, with those looks and her money, I doubt she needs much intelligence and political opinion at all.... fuck Sean, ugly-ass mofo...

    By anonymous, on June 20, 2011 17:41:02

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