38 Comments:

1. There's no reason to take a jab at the child, the rest are media whores but the child has done nothing wrong.

   By anonymous, on June 29, 2011 08:38:45

2. Cue all the self-righteous PC fucktards that are gonna whine about Todd telling the ugly truth...

   By 3, 2, 1...., on June 29, 2011 08:56:26

3. Ha ha. Your jokes are starting to get on the same level as Tracy Morgan's. Try hard much?

   By anonymous, on June 29, 2011 08:58:21

4. "old shrunken, jewish man" YES
   

   By anonymous, on June 29, 2011 09:01:08

5. No comment re: the baby - BUT - between the two wookies, they should their eyebrows to make wigs for chemo patients!

   By anonymous, on June 29, 2011 09:03:44

6. You are becoming exactly what you make fun of. If you were to write a headline about yourself it would be "Todd is Edgy". You're funny naturally. Don't force it.

   By Kelly Brooks one piece, on June 29, 2011 09:05:50

7. 'Danny Devito......you ARE the father of this baby!'
   
   

   By joejoe, on June 29, 2011 09:08:13

8. I've seen uglier babies. But mine is way cuter.

   By Ihaveboobies, on June 29, 2011 09:15:58

9. I've always thought the baby was pug-fugly.
   
   That, and Jessica Alba's kid, Honor. She looks like a baboon. lol

   By r.b., on June 29, 2011 09:48:27

10. 2: I'd agree if it werent for the fact that "All comments must be approved by the moderator." Spew racism, then approve all comments before they can be posted. Bitch move.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2011 09:51:59

11. when is society gonna get sick of these hairy Armenian gutter sluts????cant we get some crazed jihad fucktard to suicide bomb their compound?

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2011 09:56:24

12. this is the funniest comment I have ever read.... I am still laughing...it would be sad if it wasn't so true.... and please dont put Danny DeVitto as a comparison...not fair to Danny

    By jb4251, on June 29, 2011 10:05:10

13. Not the cutest or uglist baby I've ever seen. His mother is the only half decent looking one in the bunch, even if she has the IQ of a cabbage.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2011 10:06:16

14. Todd, that was the funniest bit you have done in a long time. Thanks for such a good laugh. Keep it up!!

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2011 10:19:38

15. Retarded people should not be allowed to breed.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2011 10:36:00

16. #8.. i bet its not even yours STFU

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2011 10:38:44

17. Yeah, he may be a baby now, but he's a kardashian by blood. That means he too will grow up to be a pointless douche. So mock away, Todd.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2011 10:49:42

18. OMG! I think this kid was doing steroids, not Sheen
    
    #1 if mommy is going to put this kid in the public eye - like the whores that they are - then the kid is fair game for shots. If they don't want shots at the kid, then don't put the kid in the public
    But to these whore douchbags, there's no difference between the public and the private
    
    I expect the next picture will be
    "Isn't this cute? Look! We shoved the kid back in to recreate the birth."
    
    

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2011 11:12:29

19. You can tell that Kim picked out the picture. She picked out the one where she looked the best. The baby isn't smiling, and yes he is very ugly.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2011 11:15:20

20. I've always felt sorry for this homely baby and thought how lucky it was that at least he wasn't a girl.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2011 11:18:27

21. And one other thing, I just read that in Armenia, a lot of the female fetuses are getting aborted. For being female. Their ratio is for every 100 girls, there are 120 boys. So I would ask Kris, WTF!

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2011 11:19:41

22. Jeezuz...picking on a baby Todd? Most of your stuff I laugh at...but come on man?! A BABY??! It's moments like these that I wish you weren't hiding behind a screen, so someone could see you and smack you upside your head, thereby forcing you to give your head a shake. Not always...just once in a while.

    By yermom, on June 29, 2011 11:28:18

23. I'm always amazed when I see a baby with a bigger head than the mom. WTF?

    By youcandieNOW, on June 29, 2011 11:49:55

24. The baby is not ugly. If Miranda Kerr or Kelly Brook was the mother of the baby you wouldn't have said that.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2011 11:57:42

25. I can't blame the whoretrashians for being attention demanding media sluts; that's who they are. However, I can blame them for making the child a public figure without even thinking about the detrimental effect it'll have on the kid. Now the child can be hounded by the press & his life made an absolute hell. Great job in parenting, you stupid fucks...

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2011 12:12:25

26. Low blow Todd

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2011 13:18:59

27. Big fucking deal, she had a baby. Guess what? EVERYONE was a baby once. It takes no appreciable skill or talent and it's hardly unique. So stop pointing it at the camera and go back to whatever it is you supposedly do, no one cares.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2011 13:24:42

28. It looks like it needs its own little armenian vegetable stall... EES GOOD APPLES BUY MY APPLES!
    

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2011 13:40:57

29. It looks like a 25 year old midget.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2011 14:12:23

30. Well Armenian and Jewish ain't the same thing.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2011 14:12:30

31. Picking on the kid is uncalled for. Especially when you can and should be making fun of Kims industrial size poop factory.

    By Underpants Gnome, on June 29, 2011 19:03:47

32. Armenian means what exactly? I could look it up online but I don't care enough

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2011 19:34:20

33. The kid better get used to a mom and aunts who really only love mirrors and spending hours applying gobs of makeup. No, the kid is not cute.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2011 23:31:15

34. Is that Kevin James?

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2011 00:59:36

35. Apples are not vegetables

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2011 01:00:24

36. Asian babies are the cutest babies in the world.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2011 08:28:19

37. The baby is not the cutest ever (obviously every parent thinks their kid is the cutest) but I can safely say that baby is not ugly. It does not appear to have any deformities (other than being a Kardashian)so lay off maybe?
    Todd sounds ugly anyway. Native Americans usually are.
    

    By suck my dick, on July 1, 2011 02:52:50

38. HILARIOUS!!!
    
    well written and basically TRUE!!!
    
    he does look like an old man and they sswear he is sooo cute...all he is missing is a hat and cane.
    
    LOL!!

    By tell it like it IS!, on July 19, 2011 07:38:51