Two Dudes Tried To Kidnap Joss Stone

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  1. I'd still shag her though :/

    By Moodel, on June 15, 2011 02:14:23

  2. Thanks, Todd, for the panty shot. Add a link to one of her songs (the better to listen to that hot voice of hers) and the prep for my, umm, morning constitutionals will be complete.

    By Sevenmack, on June 15, 2011 02:26:13

  3. Two people actually know who she is?

    By RobMF, on June 15, 2011 02:30:12

  4. I'd hit it, especially for 9 million lbs

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2011 02:33:40

  5. That monkey in a sidecar wearing a leather jacket blast was hysterical t-odd. It made being awake this early totally worth it

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2011 03:30:05

  6. Dang. That would have truly sucked if that had happened. That kid can sing her ass off.

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2011 04:04:13

  7. So, the black guys in England rob/rape/kill people too?

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2011 04:14:26

  8. It may not have been the brightest kidnap/murder plot, but I'm still glad these idiots failed and Joss is ok.

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2011 04:45:17

  9. Well, if those 2 bozos drive that car, then I can understand why they needed the money. But yeah, hope they fry 'em. Or hang them. Or lynch them, then fry 'em.

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2011 04:49:26

  10. #7 Yup they do. And the white guys there also have sex with little boys and girls, related or not.

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2011 05:03:20

  11. #10, only the priests do.

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2011 05:35:39

  12. They were 2 black guys from Manchester. No doubt they were muslims. Thats all that lives in Manchester now.

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2011 06:02:12

  13. "So I took it upon myself to take her away from John Leggit Hunter who did not deserve her, you know. Oh, I don't know if I told you that he was a Frenchman who claimed to be an Englishman. It took a lot of strong nylon cord to get her away from him 'cause she was a fighter as well as bein' a Georgia peach."

    By Charles Bushman , on June 15, 2011 06:54:56

  14. And if joss stone killed these intruders in her own home she would be the one under arrest ...

    By jesus of uk, on June 15, 2011 07:10:57

  15. Interesting that they did this 2 weeks before her new cd is to be released. I guess it was this or nude cell phone pics. And everyone does that.

    By sean, on June 15, 2011 07:13:38

  16. All joking aside, glad they didn't get her, it would have been an awful end for anybody. Hot or not. Talented or not.

    OK, resume inappropriate jokes...

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2011 07:28:52

  17. Jessica Simpson also has nine million pounds.
    Not her personal fortune - her weight.

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2011 08:27:54

  18. She's into doing black guys, so I doubt they would've needed weapons to capture her.

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2011 12:47:06

  19. #16, that goes without saying. We're here to objectify women, spit racially charged rhetoric and insult the gay and lesbian community. Its safe to say that better judgement and moral standards are at a premium here. There's no need to show any kind of human decency or even respect for human life. We're like the savage mobs of the coliseum as depicted in 'Gladitor'. A little foaming of the mouth here is accepted. Hate in your heart is appreciated. This is Babylon, Rome and Sodom & Gomorrah all rolled up into one big clusterf*ck. Enjoy it for what it's worth, Time Flies

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2011 12:50:17

  20. Stupid negroes.

    By Steve Drill, on June 15, 2011 13:12:03

  21. Was there a fatwah? Did she insult Mohammed?

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2011 16:17:49

  22. 19 - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, boring.

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2011 22:43:37

  23. I still don't understand why Henry said she looked like a horse. I don't care if you are the King of England, you could do a lot worse!

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2011 05:21:33

  24. Actually the Fiat Punto is common as dirt and bad teeth in the UK. It's a popular rental car with tourists.

    By The Ghost Of Michael O'Donoghue, on June 16, 2011 08:54:38

  25. There is actually a car called a "Punto"? Fab name, ya'll. Too close to Puta, cunt, etc. for me.

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2011 16:42:24

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