I think Lily Allen is a replusive pig and I love this website for it's snark, but really...more making fun of miscarriage jokes?!
It's not like there isn't a whole arsenal of things you could pick on here, her dress, her hair, her tatoos, the dufus she's marrying, but noooooo you guys go for the what is a sensitive spot for a lot of people: their reproductive endeavors.
Apparently nothing bad like that has ever happened to Jess or Todd, and I hope it never does but if it ever does, I promise you will feel like total shit twice over. Once for your own personal loss and twice for being an ass to other people about theirs.
If she wants babys, she should have been born mexican, like Selena Gomez. She would have a boat-load by now. Mexican chicks don't lose babys. They can't afford to lose, the welfare check and green card, that goes along, with the kid.
To the whiners: did you ever think that somebody dealing with a miscarriage might need laughs more than anyone? You heartless miscarriage-joke-hating bastards need to die in a fire!
Jess that was funny! ahahah well maybe this time she will actually have a baby since she is married, maybe God didn't want another wedlock bastard baby in this world?
Ha - I've had a miscarriage and now have a 1 year old. And I still find this funny. Yeah, it does seem like she has trouble carrying to term - this is more common than we think. I'm actually glad this is being joked about, it makes it less isolating, in my view. I actually kinda like her (that dress is hideous though) and wish her the best. Maybe she'll make it through this time.
hope it happens to you fucking bitch. and maybe one day todd and jess will both learn that if they are going to "go there" with something as horrible as this they will MAKE A JOKE THATS FUNNY..
yo yo yo.. Kudos on making a topic like this funny... but I hafta say, it is kinda fucked you make fun of her sad situation...
I never dug Lili Allen, I can't even tell you what her famous songs were... but she more or less stays outta the spotlight, away from dumb hype and drama... so at least she isn't an annoying attention seeking lady bitch... I would have found this posting VERY funny if it was about Kate whatever her face is "princess of England" or OH OH even better if this were about that other KATE with the million half asian babies.. SHE deserves a miscarriage or two..
While my humble opinion doesn't mean squat to the readers or to you.. I gotta say.. not cool dude. I am sure loosing a baby is an awful experience.. buuuuut the comment about not telling anyone shes preg until after the kid's 3rd bday was pretty damn funny..
lil stinker.
i think u posted this just to see what kind of negative comments you'd get lol
Fuck you all who say 'ooohhhh, making fun of dead babies is not cool'. You're OK with Todd and Jess mocking everything else, as long as it doesn't offend your personal moral sensibilities. Hypocrites.
Anyway, I find that hideous gown more offensive than any of the jokes.
Im all for freedom of speech and you can write whatever you think will entertain/shock people. It doesn't mean I have to respect you for it. Karma is a bitch unfortunately.
27 Comments:
Leave Your CommentJess following Todd's path of making fun of dead babies? How original and hilarious.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2011 06:40:28
Repulsive lack of compassion. Some topics are not joking matters. You really want to put that kind of karma in the universe Jess?
By anonymous, on June 12, 2011 06:59:21
I think Lily Allen is a replusive pig and I love this website for it's snark, but really...more making fun of miscarriage jokes?!
It's not like there isn't a whole arsenal of things you could pick on here, her dress, her hair, her tatoos, the dufus she's marrying, but noooooo you guys go for the what is a sensitive spot for a lot of people: their reproductive endeavors.
Apparently nothing bad like that has ever happened to Jess or Todd, and I hope it never does but if it ever does, I promise you will feel like total shit twice over. Once for your own personal loss and twice for being an ass to other people about theirs.
Grow up.
By The Kath, on June 12, 2011 07:17:44
she looks like a gypsy.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2011 07:27:17
If she wants babys, she should have been born mexican, like Selena Gomez. She would have a boat-load by now. Mexican chicks don't lose babys. They can't afford to lose, the welfare check and green card, that goes along, with the kid.
By UNCLE SAM, on June 12, 2011 07:35:50
#2 fuck you, karma, and the universe.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2011 08:49:08
Who the fuck is Lily Allen?
And dead baby jokes???
Classy.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2011 09:19:51
She'll be fine! She dressed up the last two dead fetuses and dangled them from her bouquet for good luck so I really think she's going all the way.
By youcandieNOW, on June 12, 2011 11:40:46
I love how everyone wants "class" when they come to this site. Fuck off and go to perezhilton.com He is full of class and jizz.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2011 11:56:13
To the whiners: did you ever think that somebody dealing with a miscarriage might need laughs more than anyone? You heartless miscarriage-joke-hating bastards need to die in a fire!
By Gordon Guano, on June 12, 2011 11:58:13
Wait, her husband is a "house designer"?
Is she sure he's the father?
By anonymous, on June 12, 2011 12:05:31
She wore white!
Ha! blasphemous filthy whore. She's gonna burn in hell.
By Steve Drill, on June 12, 2011 12:23:50
lol @ "for now".
If you keep miscarrying, it's probably something telling you to, I dunno, adopt or something, particularly if you're genetic waste like Lily Allen is.
By Mr "Inbred Fuck" Anonymous!, on June 12, 2011 12:49:02
When will people realize that nothing is off limits on this site? Jesus.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2011 12:58:38
I guess someone fucked her very very much...
By Zippity Doo Dah, on June 12, 2011 13:58:33
Don't confuse being a dick for being clever. You're not funny at all and you try way to hard to be "one of the boys."
By anonymous, on June 12, 2011 14:39:57
Maybe she should stop smoking like a chimney, the fetuses probably tried to dig their way out to get some fresh air...
By anonymous, on June 12, 2011 14:53:27
Jess that was funny! ahahah well maybe this time she will actually have a baby since she is married, maybe God didn't want another wedlock bastard baby in this world?
By anonymous, on June 12, 2011 15:08:47
There was a man from Nantucket
Thee once was a man from Nantucket
IT ENDS WITH A THUMB UP THE BUTT
By anonymous, on June 12, 2011 16:25:11
Ha - I've had a miscarriage and now have a 1 year old. And I still find this funny. Yeah, it does seem like she has trouble carrying to term - this is more common than we think. I'm actually glad this is being joked about, it makes it less isolating, in my view. I actually kinda like her (that dress is hideous though) and wish her the best. Maybe she'll make it through this time.
By Ihaveboobies, on June 12, 2011 17:10:52
hope it happens to you fucking bitch. and maybe one day todd and jess will both learn that if they are going to "go there" with something as horrible as this they will MAKE A JOKE THATS FUNNY..
By anonymous, on June 12, 2011 19:09:16
A Lily Allen story, that doesn't include a nip-slip? What's up with that?
By CLUELESS, on June 12, 2011 19:55:40
Happy for her!
By anonymous, on June 13, 2011 09:53:40
She looked ridiculous and the groom seems like a dick. Miscarriages/still births aren't funny but Lily Allen is pretty unbearable.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2011 13:58:10
yo yo yo.. Kudos on making a topic like this funny... but I hafta say, it is kinda fucked you make fun of her sad situation...
I never dug Lili Allen, I can't even tell you what her famous songs were... but she more or less stays outta the spotlight, away from dumb hype and drama... so at least she isn't an annoying attention seeking lady bitch... I would have found this posting VERY funny if it was about Kate whatever her face is "princess of England" or OH OH even better if this were about that other KATE with the million half asian babies.. SHE deserves a miscarriage or two..
While my humble opinion doesn't mean squat to the readers or to you.. I gotta say.. not cool dude. I am sure loosing a baby is an awful experience.. buuuuut the comment about not telling anyone shes preg until after the kid's 3rd bday was pretty damn funny..
lil stinker.
i think u posted this just to see what kind of negative comments you'd get lol
By Unnecessary RetardeD, on June 13, 2011 15:21:15
Fuck you all who say 'ooohhhh, making fun of dead babies is not cool'. You're OK with Todd and Jess mocking everything else, as long as it doesn't offend your personal moral sensibilities. Hypocrites.
Anyway, I find that hideous gown more offensive than any of the jokes.
By Red Cat, on June 13, 2011 22:27:25
Im all for freedom of speech and you can write whatever you think will entertain/shock people. It doesn't mean I have to respect you for it. Karma is a bitch unfortunately.
By Lollie, on June 14, 2011 10:17:07
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