Am jealous of this gigolo. Why can't i fuck megan fox, while freeloading off her? Most women want a man, that brings home the bacon. Not megan fox, apparently. I want a hot chick to freeload off of.
Or, Todd, it's God mocking you for that Island of Dr. Moreau comment. You know - "You could have this too, but your humor pisses off thin skinned morons. And since I - God - watch out for thin skinned morons, I shall smite and mock thee."
Except that God apparently does not watch out for thin skinned morons, b/c otherwise, how would Tracy Morgan keep getting work?
I think the real answer is that this is God's idea of a joke. See, He makes Megan Fox so beautiful that if anyone criticizes her, He can say "well then, just put a BAG over her face." (4ee, b/c that would be her blowing Briah Austin Green, for people who can't follow this)
I don't know... All I'm picturing is Megan Fox going on and on about how she doesn't have Botox and how those pictures she just put on Facebook will really show them...
And Brian Austin Green is just thinking about how he's going to get to gag her during sex later and will get a few minutes where he doesn't have to listen to her bullshit psycho babble.
Brian Austin Green is smiling because now people will stop asking if he's secretly a turd-burglar. He still is (rather like Tom Cruise) because you know someone who's heterosexual and looks like him is not going to score a nice piece of ass like that. It's just not physically possible.
When he's caught cornholing the gardener, it'll make TMZ... but they won't use the term "cornholing"... Philistines.
I think she was pathetic in doing that bottox thing; I mean really? She just embarrased her self on a GLOBAL scale. As if nobody knows she did her nose, teeth, gums, and skin, and lips; what those don't count? Nope she thinks we're talking about her forehead.
Sorry Megan Fox but it isnt about your forehead - you can't act thats all. And you screwed with your face and whitened your skin making you look your husbands age instead of a 24 year old; and you lie about it all among other lies - thats why nobody likes you. It's not hate but disgust that you're beyond ingenuine.
Amd Right here you're really sad - what are you trying to prove? And WHY do you feel you need to prove anything at all you increasingly insecure LITTLE GIRL.
She's hot... So much hotter then Natalie Portman who looks like Cunt-On-a-Stick -- And as it turns out IS in fact a wicked stinky bitch that has a fat old Vagina that hangs like the sleeve of a wizard.
She's hot... So much hotter then Natalie Portman who looks like Cunt-On-a-Stick -- And as it turns out IS in fact a wicked stinky bitch that has a fat old Vagina that hangs like the sleeve of a wizard.
She was perfection before the cheek implants. Now she looks unnatural and forced. It's too bad. Angelina may have did drugs, kissed her brother, cut her wrists, and played with blood and knives. But at least she didn't defy a generous mother nature.
what a classy looking couple.... him with all those sleazy tattoos to make himself look hip & hardcore and her walking in the hooker heels. typical Hollywood trash.
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Leave Your CommentMegan looks great here -- not too thin. They actually seem like a normal couple. I wish she would stop with the plastic surgery, though.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2011 04:14:57
I hate him. I hope he steps in dog shit everyday for the rest of life and never gets a erection ever again.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2011 04:22:46
Am jealous of this gigolo. Why can't i fuck megan fox, while freeloading off her? Most women want a man, that brings home the bacon. Not megan fox, apparently. I want a hot chick to freeload off of.
By JEALOUS HATER, on July 9, 2011 04:28:29
Put her in a bruqa!
By MICHAEL BAY, on July 9, 2011 04:45:58
Or, Todd, it's God mocking you for that Island of Dr. Moreau comment.
You know - "You could have this too, but your humor pisses off thin skinned morons. And since I - God - watch out for thin skinned morons, I shall smite and mock thee."
Except that God apparently does not watch out for thin skinned morons, b/c otherwise, how would Tracy Morgan keep getting work?
I think the real answer is that this is God's idea of a joke. See, He makes Megan Fox so beautiful that if anyone criticizes her, He can say "well then, just put a BAG over her face." (4ee, b/c that would be her blowing Briah Austin Green, for people who can't follow this)
By deep deep thinking (and masturbating), on July 9, 2011 05:22:00
Todd, I think I would have kept that thing about the shirt and shoes to myself.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2011 06:14:57
What a set of legs she has. Wow.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2011 06:17:57
chances are you own those shorts, too
By youtuas, on July 9, 2011 06:32:04
She's very unattractive. Looks like a plastic blow-up doll, sans the good looks.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2011 06:37:57
I don't know... All I'm picturing is Megan Fox going on and on about how she doesn't have Botox and how those pictures she just put on Facebook will really show them...
And Brian Austin Green is just thinking about how he's going to get to gag her during sex later and will get a few minutes where he doesn't have to listen to her bullshit psycho babble.
By Anon, on July 9, 2011 08:34:04
Brian Austin Green is smiling because now people will stop asking if he's secretly a turd-burglar. He still is (rather like Tom Cruise) because you know someone who's heterosexual and looks like him is not going to score a nice piece of ass like that. It's just not physically possible.
When he's caught cornholing the gardener, it'll make TMZ... but they won't use the term "cornholing"... Philistines.
By The Rev. Jim Grabyertits, on July 9, 2011 10:10:52
actually these are the best candids ive seen of her in ages it looks like she definetely got her curves back
By anonymous, on July 9, 2011 10:22:05
I bet she only lets him put it in half way.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2011 10:38:36
todd, i think you need a fashion intervention. i love you and all, but...dang.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2011 11:50:57
I too own those shoes in the worst of my nightmares!
By joejoe, on July 9, 2011 11:53:49
I agree with commenter #1 and quit hating haters!
By Peace out, on July 9, 2011 14:26:27
her face is so...swollen and no longer attractive. what a shame.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2011 16:20:04
I think she was pathetic in doing that bottox thing; I mean really? She just embarrased her self on a GLOBAL scale. As if nobody knows she did her nose, teeth, gums, and skin, and lips; what those don't count? Nope she thinks we're talking about her forehead.
Sorry Megan Fox but it isnt about your forehead - you can't act thats all. And you screwed with your face and whitened your skin making you look your husbands age instead of a 24 year old; and you lie about it all among other lies - thats why nobody likes you. It's not hate but disgust that you're beyond ingenuine.
Amd Right here you're really sad - what are you trying to prove? And WHY do you feel you need to prove anything at all you increasingly insecure LITTLE GIRL.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2011 16:21:53
ummmm... why is this news?
By anonymous, on July 9, 2011 18:05:53
a blow up doll face is nothing to hate on...baby girl looks like she has water retention going on, needs more anal as well
By anonymous, on July 9, 2011 19:18:12
She's hot... So much hotter then Natalie Portman who looks like Cunt-On-a-Stick -- And as it turns out IS in fact a wicked stinky bitch that has a fat old Vagina that hangs like the sleeve of a wizard.
By Lionel Richie, on July 9, 2011 22:46:11
She's hot... So much hotter then Natalie Portman who looks like Cunt-On-a-Stick -- And as it turns out IS in fact a wicked stinky bitch that has a fat old Vagina that hangs like the sleeve of a wizard.
By Lionel Richie, on July 9, 2011 22:46:25
She was perfection before the cheek implants. Now she looks unnatural and forced. It's too bad. Angelina may have did drugs, kissed her brother, cut her wrists, and played with blood and knives. But at least she didn't defy a generous mother nature.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2011 02:42:57
I love Megan Fox so I'm not a "hater" but her face looks more odd every year. What an absolute shame.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2011 11:22:46
Why the hooker shoes?
By anonymous, on July 10, 2011 15:35:22
what a classy looking couple.... him with all those sleazy tattoos to make himself look hip & hardcore and her walking in the hooker heels.
typical Hollywood trash.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2011 22:18:59
Hot. Blows Angelina clear out of the water.
By anonymous, on July 11, 2011 03:26:33
She really isn't that attractive. If she wasn't a celebrity, would she even stand out in a place where much hotter women abound?
By anonymous, on July 11, 2011 05:10:57
Can you imagine what Fatina Hendricks would look like in the same ouutfit? One is a massive plus sizes of course. about 10 sizes bigger than Meagan
By anonymous, on July 12, 2011 06:51:42
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