Poor girl. I kinda feel bad for her because she was damned with the lower-half built of an elephant. Then again, if she asn't so fucking lazy, she'd get a coach and they'd work on it. Fuck that. I don't feel bad for her.
How awesome would it be if she ended up bff's with Jennifer Aniston! "Come, my child, let me show you the ways of the spinster. I bequeath unto you 10 cats and a copy of Notting Hill. Now, go forth and make Garfield 3. The transformation is complete."
She is a beautiful, wholesome girl. I would take her on a romantic walk along the beach. Then we could have a picnic at sunset where we would sip some wine and I could eat her scabs. They're like little human crackers. Women love that.
Ugh...how can such a hot face and amazing rack be paired together with an elephantine ass and legs? It's like nature's playing a cruel joke on my dick.
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Leave Your Commentshe has a knack for picking the most unflattering clothes possible, but she cleans up nice.
By anonymous, on July 15, 2011 04:35:18
What a shame. She use to be smoking, but now belongs to the "use to be hot club." At least she can keep Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan company.
By anonymous, on July 15, 2011 04:52:05
Poor girl. I kinda feel bad for her because she was damned with the lower-half built of an elephant. Then again, if she asn't so fucking lazy, she'd get a coach and they'd work on it. Fuck that. I don't feel bad for her.
By anonymous, on July 15, 2011 05:22:59
JLH is hot in all cases - even when she's not made up. I'd hit that repeatedly, and then I'd hit it again ...
By Midlife Bachelor, on July 15, 2011 05:24:52
I'm gonna go out on a limb and suspect that she drinks those unhealthy coffees with all that extra crap in it
By anonymous, on July 15, 2011 05:33:02
Lol, trying to hide behind her purse? What was she thinking going out like this? Hilarious. After Jamie Kennedy, she's damaged goods.
By anonymous, on July 15, 2011 05:46:46
I dont care what she wears or what makeup she gets caught without wearing...I still like her
By anonymous, on July 15, 2011 06:04:44
I'm with #4, I'd hit that harder than Lindsay hits the bottle
By anonymous, on July 15, 2011 06:06:32
How awesome would it be if she ended up bff's with Jennifer Aniston! "Come, my child, let me show you the ways of the spinster. I bequeath unto you 10 cats and a copy of Notting Hill. Now, go forth and make Garfield 3. The transformation is complete."
By Jacks, on July 15, 2011 06:31:08
lol...is she showing off her latest score at the mall or shielding her face from the paps? (fail either way)
By anonymous, on July 15, 2011 07:37:41
Between the obnoxiously-bright sweatpants and the gesture with her purse she looks like a mascot caught without its head.
By joejoe, on July 15, 2011 07:48:33
I wouldn't fuck her with Todd's dick!
By Orange Cassidy, on July 15, 2011 08:09:14
She is a beautiful, wholesome girl. I would take her on a romantic walk along the beach. Then we could have a picnic at sunset where we would sip some wine and I could eat her scabs. They're like little human crackers. Women love that.
By worldsgreatestlover, on July 15, 2011 08:35:34
Isn't she the same chick that had her twat 'vagazled'?
By anonymous, on July 15, 2011 08:37:40
Ugh...how can such a hot face and amazing rack be paired together with an elephantine ass and legs? It's like nature's playing a cruel joke on my dick.
By Dr. Mantis Toboggan, on July 15, 2011 12:30:55
BAG LADY
By CLUELESS, on July 15, 2011 14:19:08
She looks better than I do when I'm not wearing make up. She's still pretty.
By anonymous, on July 15, 2011 16:59:39
Comment #9: Rack him.
By anonymous, on July 16, 2011 11:00:28
i think she has a very pretty face and she seems sweet.
By emily, on July 16, 2011 15:09:29
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