Jeezus - with that rack, I'd pay at least $1.00 to see her nude in a movie. Well, actually I could see her rack and have her blow me for a line of coke...
Nice tits Linds... She could pay off her debts with a lot to spare by systematically moving along the flesh-o-meter for pay until she does full blown porn. I'd be happy to follow that career.
Ha ha ha ha! Sure, everyone is dying to cast a fried-out coke slut with a terrible reputation in their latest film. It'd be quicker and easier to just flush the money down the crapper.
Yes, she should take on what roles that she can get. The B-movie market and direct-to-video work can be quite lucrative if she did the research. You know...and get naked too.
Hilarious! This stupid whore hasn't done any serious acting in, what, 5-6 years? The last thing she was in with any weight was "Georgia Rule" (which she was terrible in), and she was such a diva & a drunk on set that she got called out by not only Jane Fonda but also the studio head, who was sick & tired of her bullshit. She might have had a career at one point, but she fucked it up bigtime; that's over with. She should instead invest in some of her blowjob leggings & just do porn; that's about all anyone would ever pay to see her in...
Stevie Ray Vaughn got sober. And died in a helicopter crash. Sam Kinison got sober. And died in a car wreck that wasn't his fault. Maybe blohan is just playing the odds, you know...
A list?? Even her Disney movies weren't the A list Disney movies. She's not an actress. She was a cute kid who turned into a hot teenager who could remember her lines.
I get that she wants to be taken seriously but at this point she needs to start all over. Start from scratch and pay her dues all over again. Maybe then someone will give her another chance to make a Real Movie. So until then, plop those tits out, drop the thong and spread em Lindsay while you still got something people want to see little mama shit
Honestly, I don't know if she can act or not. If she can, she'll need to do an independent film or two (who might use her just for the publicity factor) and actually do her job, not blow it off because she was partying too much or throw tantrums on set. Not the kind of money she wants, but it's the only way she'll ever be offered A-list roles again. Do quality work and act professionally on set. It's really not that hard to figure out.
Step number one: stop listening to the hangers-on and start working, even if it's for scale.
Lindsay, call me. I'm working on a new trilogy of flicks. its very hot and we're rebooting and going back to the beginning. more action, more drama, more emotion. Its gonna be HUGE. I need A-list oscar talent. gotta have YOU, Lindz.
Bitch, please. She has a lot of nerve thinking she's even in the A list catergory. She hasn't had a decent movie in years and spends more time in court than a movie set.
Prediction: if she doesn't die first, the IRS will eventually start sniffing around her stanky ass to figure out where she gets the income to live so high on the fucking hog. She hasn't had a serious job in ages yet she's constantly stepping out in thousand dollar ensembles, SUV's, living in posh apartments, swilling top-shelf booze like it's water. My personal theory is that she's a coke slut for high-end clients, if you have enough cash you rent her ass out for a night and she scores Hollywood-caliber blow for you.
People only pay attention to her because she walks around with no bra and thin shirts. People barely knew who she was until she started having nip and lip slips all over the place.
Forget it, Lindsay, you're not a real actress, all you'll ever be is a set of freckled tits.
Shit speaking of Mean Girls, Lindsay's body was BANGING back then. She looked healthy and her face looked naturally beautiful. She wasn't boney, she wasn't fat she was perfect. It was before she got deep into being stupid and partying and doing all this other bullshit. Her eyes still had the twinkle of life, as opposed to the dull, drearyness she has now. Wake up lindsay, before you die young one of the days
GO LINDSAY -- She's AMAZING! I think that's great that she will be doing serious roles now. She's a great actress and a hell of a lot better then Natalie Portman who basically drags and trolls her fat beef curtain across the carpet spreading a thick glazed up layer of her cunt snot butter making it a hazard fro the other actors and the film itself. GO LINDSAY! YAY!
When she doesn't have money to pay her bills, any role will do. She's not exactly proven herself to be reliable or honest, who's going to give her a significant serious role at this time? NO ONE! She made this mess, she'll just have to live with it.
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By anonymous, on July 25, 2011 05:43:27
good luck with that you stupid loser.
By abe vigoda's eyebrows, on July 25, 2011 05:45:23
Shame, cause she's a good little actress, but oh boy did she blow it.
By Ce-ce, on July 25, 2011 05:53:38
At the risk of being redundant, I really want to eat her butthole!!! Seriously someone hook that up..?
By Red5, on July 25, 2011 05:53:40
Jeezus - with that rack, I'd pay at least $1.00 to see her nude in a movie. Well, actually I could see her rack and have her blow me for a line of coke...
By Dr. Frankenputz, on July 25, 2011 05:54:03
We all have already seen her tits and vajaja... so why not do it
By anonymous, on July 25, 2011 05:59:16
Nice tits Linds... She could pay off her debts with a lot to spare by systematically moving along the flesh-o-meter for pay until she does full blown porn. I'd be happy to follow that career.
By Weener, on July 25, 2011 06:01:13
Nudity is the only way this bitch would ever get into an A-list movie anymore.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2011 06:08:10
Ha ha ha ha! Sure, everyone is dying to cast a fried-out coke slut with a terrible reputation in their latest film. It'd be quicker and easier to just flush the money down the crapper.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2011 06:11:40
If 'A-list' is code for doing anal she's all set.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2011 06:37:16
See, she's a good girl.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2011 06:44:20
Yes, she should take on what roles that she can get. The B-movie market and direct-to-video work can be quite lucrative if she did the research. You know...and get naked too.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2011 06:50:06
Hilarious! This stupid whore hasn't done any serious acting in, what, 5-6 years? The last thing she was in with any weight was "Georgia Rule" (which she was terrible in), and she was such a diva & a drunk on set that she got called out by not only Jane Fonda but also the studio head, who was sick & tired of her bullshit. She might have had a career at one point, but she fucked it up bigtime; that's over with. She should instead invest in some of her blowjob leggings & just do porn; that's about all anyone would ever pay to see her in...
By anonymous, on July 25, 2011 06:50:35
Stevie Ray Vaughn got sober. And died in a helicopter crash.
Sam Kinison got sober. And died in a car wreck that wasn't his fault.
Maybe blohan is just playing the odds, you know...
A list?? Even her Disney movies weren't the A list Disney movies.
She's not an actress. She was a cute kid who turned into a hot teenager who could remember her lines.
By World Class Dick, on July 25, 2011 06:59:50
I don't even want to see her naked.
By IDONTGETOUTMUCHOK, on July 25, 2011 07:00:48
I love how they still refer to her as "the 'Mean Girls' actress". How old is that fucking movie?
By anonymous, on July 25, 2011 07:15:56
I'll give Linsday an A-list role. With my black inches up in her mouth. Deep throat. Followed by a special gelato.
By Sevenmack, on July 25, 2011 07:19:19
I get that she wants to be taken seriously but at this point she needs to start all over. Start from scratch and pay her dues all over again. Maybe then someone will give her another chance to make a Real Movie. So until then, plop those tits out, drop the thong and spread em Lindsay while you still got something people want to see little mama shit
By anonymous, on July 25, 2011 07:31:43
Her and every housewife/woman/person/girl/Ryan Seacrest in America
By The Kath, on July 25, 2011 07:51:24
She's going bald, her forehead is bigger in her photo. Her skin looks as bad as Amy Winehouse's too....a clear sign of declining health.
By Dream on, on July 25, 2011 08:57:12
Honestly, I don't know if she can act or not. If she can, she'll need to do an independent film or two (who might use her just for the publicity factor) and actually do her job, not blow it off because she was partying too much or throw tantrums on set. Not the kind of money she wants, but it's the only way she'll ever be offered A-list roles again. Do quality work and act professionally on set. It's really not that hard to figure out.
Step number one: stop listening to the hangers-on and start working, even if it's for scale.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2011 09:09:36
Lindsay, call me.
I'm working on a new trilogy of flicks.
its very hot and we're rebooting and going back to the beginning.
more action, more drama, more emotion.
Its gonna be HUGE.
I need A-list oscar talent.
gotta have YOU, Lindz.
By Herbie, on July 25, 2011 09:30:55
Bitch, please. She has a lot of nerve thinking she's even in the A list catergory. She hasn't had a decent movie in years and spends more time in court than a movie set.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2011 10:17:07
Remember the end of the Muppet Movie, when Orson Welles had them all sign a "Standard Rich and Famous Contract"? That was cool, too.
By Cubs Fan, on July 25, 2011 10:24:51
She needs to bend over and take it up the ass and swing them tits. Then we'll talk about some A-list parts. Yeah.....A is for Ass, Anal....you know...
By FreekDaddy, on July 25, 2011 12:06:23
If this idiot had her tits for brains, she wouldn't have half the problems she has now.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2011 12:45:11
Prediction: if she doesn't die first, the IRS will eventually start sniffing around her stanky ass to figure out where she gets the income to live so high on the fucking hog. She hasn't had a serious job in ages yet she's constantly stepping out in thousand dollar ensembles, SUV's, living in posh apartments, swilling top-shelf booze like it's water. My personal theory is that she's a coke slut for high-end clients, if you have enough cash you rent her ass out for a night and she scores Hollywood-caliber blow for you.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2011 13:12:57
People only pay attention to her because she walks around with no bra and thin shirts. People barely knew who she was until she started having nip and lip slips all over the place.
Forget it, Lindsay, you're not a real actress, all you'll ever be is a set of freckled tits.
By UZi, on July 25, 2011 17:56:15
That's the funniest title for a Lindsay Lohan post that I have ever read.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2011 20:26:56
& i want a toilet seat made out of solid gold; but its just not in the cards now is it
By anonymous, on July 26, 2011 00:44:08
Still people think shes talented!!! The only movie she was good in was Parent trap (she was like 10??) And maybe Meangirls...period.
By anonymous, on July 26, 2011 03:31:05
Shit speaking of Mean Girls, Lindsay's body was BANGING back then. She looked healthy and her face looked naturally beautiful. She wasn't boney, she wasn't fat she was perfect. It was before she got deep into being stupid and partying and doing all this other bullshit. Her eyes still had the twinkle of life, as opposed to the dull, drearyness she has now. Wake up lindsay, before you die young one of the days
By anonymous, on July 26, 2011 03:53:07
Since sucking cock and eating pussy are her only talents the only place she will ever get A list roles is Bang Bros.
By anonymous, on July 26, 2011 05:12:56
well the offer for lindsay to star in the remake Herbie Double Loaded by Red light studios is still open.
By anonymous, on July 26, 2011 07:30:04
GO LINDSAY -- She's AMAZING! I think that's great that she will be doing serious roles now. She's a great actress and a hell of a lot better then Natalie Portman who basically drags and trolls her fat beef curtain across the carpet spreading a thick glazed up layer of her cunt snot butter making it a hazard fro the other actors and the film itself. GO LINDSAY! YAY!
By T Selleck, on July 26, 2011 23:52:43
When she doesn't have money to pay her bills, any role will do. She's not exactly proven herself to be reliable or honest, who's going to give her a significant serious role at this time? NO ONE! She made this mess, she'll just have to live with it.
By Jaye, on July 31, 2011 10:00:39
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